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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rough you like it

Hope I can remember my number

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By *ax19862002Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm gonna love eating this x

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Oh look a cucumber

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
over a year ago

Renfrewshire

It's strip down.

( Using card wrong way round,)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where’s that smell coming from

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Do you like a skinless sausage?

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By *r CheeseMan
over a year ago

742 Evergreen Terrace

There's a strong smell of kippers here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iam in the wrong aisle again.

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Am I outside the fish shop

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By *ustforfun1759Couple
over a year ago

IRVINE

It's to small ( Mrs )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're good melons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open wide….

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's not firm enough yet

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By *artanrascalMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

That doesn’t go there

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

How do you eat yours ?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Where can I get some Tongue?

Oh!

That’s at the Meet section

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By *illxxMan
over a year ago

motherwell

Would you like your delivery round the back

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Always take it from the back

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I'm gonna need a paper bag.

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Mmmm creampie

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Pound in the slot, pull it out.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

It’ll be lovely trimmed .

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Unexpected item in bagging area

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Unexpected item in bagging area "

Must be self service only.

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

You've been sitting on that coupon for an eternity!

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Unexpected item in bagging area

Must be self service only. "

Nowadays there’s more of them that cashiers!

“I’ll wait in the car whilst you finish”

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Unexpected item in bagging area

Must be self service only.

Nowadays there’s more of them that cashiers!

“I’ll wait in the car whilst you finish” "

*than cashiers

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Looking for a ham shank?

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Are your eggs free-range?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a tight squeeze but I'm sure it'll fit

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I’ll have the 9” deep please

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

"forgot my money. Is it alright if I bring it next time?"

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Sweet Thai Succulent Fillets

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Going through the change? That's a bit tight!

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Two Tarts, please?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Can I just have a small one please .

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Don’t squeeze the baps

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

8 inches? Nah - I'd like five guys.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Av just pumped a woman over the frozen peas fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we done yet

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Wish she would hurry up

I can’t hold these balloons for much longer

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Will we go for a home delivery?

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I shouldn't have come on an empty stomach.

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

That looks tasty!!!

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"That looks tasty!!! "

It's past it's best.

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"That looks tasty!!!

It's past it's best. "

ohhh it’s reduced now

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

"

Both ends of this cucumber look quite girthy

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar."

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"… during sex OR grocery shopping!

“Where’s the condoms”

“Is it insert only or can I tap it”

Both ends of this cucumber look quite girthy "

Can I have that sliced please

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By *ilhouette-mannyMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!! "

Too late - he came in an instant.

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Excuse me!

Where would you find a good spit roast?

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Sexual Health Awareness in Asda next week.

You’ll get a FREE Greedy Girls Grocery Bag if ya Rollback

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!! "

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee"

In a Big Blue Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any sisters?

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)


"Av just dipped ma dick in a coffee jar.

Get it out!!! Get it out!!!

You'd kill for BBC ....big black coffee

In a Big Blue Cup "

A double B cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you show me the aisle for the creampies?

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By *uctifano OP   Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Nahhh I don’t fancy that

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By *irth VaderMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Okay so I have tape, a knife and a cucumber. Is that all ?

Do you want 2 fingers or 4 fingers (KitKat)

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I'm sorry, it's been declined again- already tried it twice!

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What size balls do you have ...

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By *apperMystiqueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow East

They looked bigger in the advert !!

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By *uffdiver400Man
over a year ago

Cumnock

Get that thing away from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at those glazed rings

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By *nubis282Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Just going to pop in, for a quick thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bags full

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By *partansword78Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

sprung a leak and it's dripping everywhere. clean up isle 4.

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By *cottish Social SceneCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

Can I have them both please

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By *nowy669Man
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Looks fresh cant wait to have a taste

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