FabSwingers.com forum: Films you saw once, and wish you could erase from your memory

By *rallval OP Couple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Shamelessly stolen idea from Picitiwitch...

Other than taking my kids to Pokemon.. I have to say Battleship and Battlefield Earth.

Your turn...

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

anything by Uwe Boll

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By *rallval OP Couple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"anything by Uwe Boll

Yes, not only did he ruin scripts but he destroyed several video game franchises as well.

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"anything by Uwe Boll

Yes, not only did he ruin scripts but he destroyed several video game franchises as well."

I still weep everytime someone mentions Bloodrayne, it could have been sooo good.

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By *hickencurryCouple
over a year ago

brisbane

Swept away by guy Ritchie. Truly awful film

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By *oftfocusMan
over a year ago

EDINBURGH

That baz luhrman film with ewan macgregor and nicole kidman.see?i've even forgotten the title!

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"That baz luhrman film with ewan macgregor and nicole kidman.see?i've even forgotten the title!"

Moulin rouge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

44 inch chest with ray winston ,a load of bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Serbian Film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chasing the Deer. utter keech

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By *oftfocusMan
over a year ago

EDINBURGH

"That baz luhrman film with ewan macgregor and nicole kidman.see?i've even forgotten the title!

Moulin rouge "

Agggghhhhhh! Hope i dont have nightmares now.

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By *oftfocusMan
over a year ago

EDINBURGH

"A Serbian Film"

I liked it but couldnt watch it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Human Centipede

I only got a short part of the way in and that was more than enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

braveheart ,,if they had stuck to the real story rather than all the drivel that was made up and did not employ an aussie dawarf it could have been good !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gonna make you all puke now - not really a film but wish I hadnt seen it.

one man one jar eeeeewwwwwww

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By *yrshireguyMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Exorsist 2. Feckin awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The three burials of Melquiades Estada, so wanted it to be good, had Tommy Lee Jones in it, but seriously awfull!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

human centipide

terrible film x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy beast... Pure pish waste if an hour n half

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George clunie escaping from jail to see his wife & guess what he did, I paid £3:50 to sky to see this HILARIOUS film, aye fkn right

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

the happening.

never has there been,a more inappropriately titled film.

to describe it as pure pish,would be massively understating it's true pishness.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Valhalla Rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death in Venice

About 2 hours too long

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

Titanic. There I said it, away to lie down now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The crying game

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

Brokeback mountain

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By *yrshireguyMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

Vanilla sky. Wtf was that all about?

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

The human centipede 2. Vile and i still dont know why i watched it

Surprised they actually got folk to act in it as its so disgusting lol

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City of angels

The ambulance

All breaking dawn movies

Inspector gadget

Anything involving Jude law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

City of angels

The ambulance

All breaking dawn movies

Inspector gadget

Anything involving Jude law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spice world the movie- had to take my sprogs years ago as part of my community service

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink Flamingos starring Devine!!!!!!Truelly it's the most disgusting movie I've ever seen!!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"spice world the movie- had to take my sprogs years ago as part of my community service

PMSL!

I remember that from when i was younger. Seemed awesome at the time lol

L x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taken. at start he says..." i will find you and i will kill you". and the whole film is exactly that..tad predictable.

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By *othian girlWoman
over a year ago

west lothian

mrs doubtfire

kindergarden cop

stop or my mom will shoot

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"The human centipede 2. Vile and i still dont know why i watched it

Surprised they actually got folk to act in it as its so disgusting lol

L x"
omg I wasn't able to sit through the first one determined the 2nd one! The only good thing to come out of that movie is the south park piss take of it which was hilarious lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The human centipede 2. Vile and i still dont know why i watched it

Surprised they actually got folk to act in it as its so disgusting lol

L xomg I wasn't able to sit through the first one determined the 2nd one! The only good thing to come out of that movie is the south park piss take of it which was hilarious lol x"

Was going to say did you watch the first one?

I've watch both don't know what possessed me to, wished I hadn't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shame. About Irish hunger strike in prison, harrowing true story and actor Michael fassbender actually lost a obscene amount of weight to portray the character Bobby sands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clockwork orange..... Creeps the shit out of me lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moulin rouge-utter p...!

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By *iscottishMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was made to sit through that mumma Mia pish ... Near tore my lugs off and poked eyes I can tell you

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By *lasgowguy64Man
over a year ago

Hamilton

"Was made to sit through that mumma Mia pish ... Near tore my lugs off and poked eyes I can tell you "
avoided like the plague so far....ta for the review....

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was going to say did you watch the first one?

I've watch both don't know what possessed me to, wished I hadn't!

I havent even seen the first one lol but i doubt anything can be worse than the second one. That was mental!

L x

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By *iscottishMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Was made to sit through that mumma Mia pish ... Near tore my lugs off and poked eyes I can tell you avoided like the plague so far....ta for the review...."

I was being tame trust me lol

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By *rebor601cplCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

Highlander 2

Vampire motorcycle

(nothing I can say/add to those 2 lol )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any scarey movie now heard there is a 5th

spiderwick chronicles

superman 4

jaws sequels - jaws original was the best

raise the titanic

epic movie

& the chocolate factory remake

is just a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Valhalla rising.

Sweeney todd (musical version)

Open water

Another 4 or 5, I've switched off halfway through but they must e been really bad as erased the names from my memory lol

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Shamelessly stolen idea from Picitiwitch...

Other than taking my kids to Pokemon.. I have to say Battleship and Battlefield Earth.

Your turn..."

I'm not standing for that

"Battleship" was tops....it had Thunderstruck by AC/DC in its soundtrack had the USS Missouri in it and Rihanna (hubba hubba)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shamelessly stolen idea from Picitiwitch...

Other than taking my kids to Pokemon.. I have to say Battleship and Battlefield Earth.

Your turn...

I'm not standing for that

"Battleship" was tops....it had Thunderstruck by AC/DC in its soundtrack had the USS Missouri in it and Rihanna (hubba hubba)

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By *rallval OP Couple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I'm not standing for that

"Battleship" was tops....it had Thunderstruck by AC/DC in its soundtrack had the USS Missouri in it and Rihanna (hubba hubba)

Oh yes. Reactivate a WWII museum ship, resupply, refuel, rearm and recrew it in an hour or so and the use it to take out alien ships that have deafeated the best the US navy has to offer. Funnily enough in battlefield earth they find and reactivate 1000 year old Harriers, rearm, train, refuel and take on an alien fleet.

AC/DC.... I'll agree with that...and Rhianna but the script is unforgivable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watched a George Clooney film...'Up in the Air' recently...we have never watched such a boring movie ...ever!!....kept waiting on it getting exciting...never did...zzzzzzz....not recommended!!

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By *exyasMan
over a year ago

glasgow

The film It with the clown!!!!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

any of the twishite nonsense, saw 25 mins of the first film and wanted to bleach my eyeballs and apologise to them (the books were even worse inane poorly written drivel)

die hard 4.0 - its just pants (altho did like the latest die hard - its back to what they should be)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadly,,The Master, think Seymour Hoffman is fantastic, it is naturally fading from my memory naturally.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I'm not standing for that

"Battleship" was tops....it had Thunderstruck by AC/DC in its soundtrack had the USS Missouri in it and Rihanna (hubba hubba)

AC/DC.... I'll agree with that...and Rhianna but the script is unforgivable."

REALLY!!!!

Its not real life its hollywood and it was fun

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"The human centipede 2. Vile and i still dont know why i watched it

Surprised they actually got folk to act in it as its so disgusting lol

L x"

I distinctly remember telling you not to watch that!! Silly girl! :p

I totally regret watching Ghost Dog & Transporter 3 (never saw the first 2 thankfully)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Canny mind. I must have erased it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"braveheart ,,if they had stuck to the real story rather than all the drivel that was made up and did not employ an aussie dawarf it could have been good !!"

Were you worried they used a racist alcaholic and wouldnt betray a scotsman properly?

Lol sorry bud couldn't help maself lol

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I distinctly remember telling you not to watch that!! Silly girl! :p

I totally regret watching Ghost Dog & Transporter 3 (never saw the first 2 thankfully)"

Haha you know me, my love, I never listen to common sense!

Another film I regret watching - 'Creep'. Ugh. Horrible film!

L xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twilight lol

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By *iscottishMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Load I pish eh fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, but some people love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GI Joe retaliation, jeez it was poor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural born killers.

What a lot of pish!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost with Ewan McGregor. Worst film ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Mars Attacks really is up there....i'll no get that time back!!!! FFS!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"That Mars Attacks really is up there....i'll no get that time back!!!! FFS!!!"

thankfully I only watched about a third of it so didnt lose too much of my time

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"That Mars Attacks really is up there....i'll no get that time back!!!! FFS!!!"

Worst film ever!!! Haha

L x

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By *rallval OP Couple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

AC/DC.... I'll agree with that...and Rhianna but the script is unforgivable.

REALLY!!!!

Its not real life its hollywood and it was fun

Spent too long on warships. They break down so often that reactivating one from the 1940s seems about as plausible as getting the Scotland 1978 squad back into the strip and them winning the world cup.

Hmmmmm

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By *lay_Mate_RequiredMan
over a year ago

eadt kilbride

Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footage of the 1966 World Cup

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