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"Haha haha that's funny. I've found with Fanny hair removal usually starts to have itchy grow back after a couple of days. "Oh great so now i'm gonna we walking around scratching my hole like a chimpanzee in the badongo trail at edinburgh zoo | |||
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"Haha haha that's funny. I've found with Fanny hair removal usually starts to have itchy grow back after a couple of days.
Oh great so now i'm gonna we walking around scratching my hole like a chimpanzee in the badongo trail at edinburgh zoo "pretty much,you might be looking for that little number you wore at the last dundee social you were at to let the air get up there | |||
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"Haha haha that's funny. I've found with Fanny hair removal usually starts to have itchy grow back after a couple of days.
Oh great so now i'm gonna we walking around scratching my hole like a chimpanzee in the badongo trail at edinburgh zoo "Oh yes, enjoy Xxxx  | |||
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"You be ok in a week or two You look a fit young guy Do you workout That sound like a song lol "No, sounds like a chat up line.....  | |||
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"You look a fit young guy Do you workout That sound like a song lol "whatcha talkin bout willis, you hitting on me ? | |||
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"You be ok in a week or two You look a fit young guy Do you workout That sound like a song lol
No, sounds like a chat up line..... "Don't worry I will get to you pmsl xx, | |||
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"You look a fit young guy Do you workout That sound like a song lol
whatcha talkin bout willis, you hitting on me ? "if I go gay you be first on my list bud xx, | |||
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"Applied nair hair removal in my arse crack in preparation for a good rimming session. Waited the required 6-7 minutes and the shower cubicle looked like a barbers floor. Baby smooth ass crack and well pleased with results and subsequently enjoyed said rimming session which was amazing. However ! my problem now is my farts are squeaky, squelchy, and somewhat painful as my arse cheeks ricochet of each other and sound so girlie it's embarrassing as even trying to sneak one out on the fly is impossible due to the "squeak" factor and having no hair to act as a wind break and cushion the cheeks upon explosion. I want my MAN farts back again, how long will regrowth take ? "Oh mate, I feel for you lmfao . Never used the stuff but I was itchy as hell for about 10 days when I had the snip!!! Good luck  | |||
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"Applied nair hair removal in my arse crack in preparation for a good rimming session. Waited the required 6-7 minutes and the shower cubicle looked like a barbers floor. Baby smooth ass crack and well pleased with results and subsequently enjoyed said rimming session which was amazing. However ! my problem now is my farts are squeaky, squelchy, and somewhat painful as my arse cheeks ricochet of each other and sound so girlie it's embarrassing as even trying to sneak one out on the fly is impossible due to the "squeak" factor and having no hair to act as a wind break and cushion the cheeks upon explosion. I want my MAN farts back again, how long will regrowth take ? "mao - I had visions of you that had me howling with laughter. | |||
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"Oh god PP that had me crying with laughter. What was wrong with you before? I never minded!!!! Mind you, when I used Veet there I was burning! lol Love you babes xxxx" Asda had it on special offer at 89p for a tube so thought fuck it lets tidy up the garden after 40 yrs, and now my farts are so bubbly i think the turtle keeps poking his head out | |||
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"It could be worse, you could have a bit of bog roll hanging out your arse crack "That guy scarred me for life in group action mate seeing his lol. Thats why i went and grabbed a cornetto for you and me and kicked back on the sofa lol | |||
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"Oh god PP that had me crying with laughter. What was wrong with you before? I never minded!!!! Mind you, when I used Veet there I was burning! lol Love you babes xxxx Asda had it on special offer at 89p for a tube so thought fuck it lets tidy up the garden after 40 yrs, and now my farts are so bubbly i think the turtle keeps poking his head out "So what you are saying is you can you longer fart with confidence | |||
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"So what you are saying is you can you longer fart with confidence "Exactly, as the hairs usually burst and deflate the gas bubble you don't need Mr Matey in the bath thats for sure lol | |||
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"It could be worse, you could have a bit of bog roll hanging out your arse crack
That guy scarred me for life in group action mate seeing his lol.
Thats why i went and grabbed a cornetto for you and me and kicked back on the sofa lol "Haha was just toooooo funny though
Right I'm away to trim my arse, was going to shave it the other day with a open razor then shit it | |||
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"So what you are saying is you can you longer fart with confidence
Exactly, as the hairs usually burst and deflate the gas bubble you don't need Mr Matey in the bath thats for sure lol "Well the moral of this story is - don't do it again lmao  . (Just wait til it starts growing back and itching lol ) | |||
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"Well the moral of this story is - don't do it again lmao . (Just wait til it starts growing back and itching lol )"I can't even do my spin class as i keep sliding of the saddle | |||
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"Well the moral of this story is - don't do it again lmao . (Just wait til it starts growing back and itching lol )
I can't even do my spin class as i keep sliding of the saddle "I really didn't need the image of you in spandex!!! | |||
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"Haha haha that's funny. I've found with Fanny hair removal usually starts to have itchy grow back after a couple of days.
Oh great so now i'm gonna we walking around scratching my hole like a chimpanzee in the badongo trail at edinburgh zoo "Pmsl Pump. You'll be fine.just be walking like John Wayne for 2 weeks or saddle. Chin up mate - the ladies will think you're permanently in the saddle. 4 | |||
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"Hmmmmmmm... Never shaved my hairy bum, so dont really know..... "Photographs, please! | |||
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"So is the tube of veet like a half squeezed modern art ornament on the bathroom window sill now then ? "It's under bathroom sink as a memento to assist the girls whilst sitting on throne to piss themself laughing morra night before we hit the town | |||
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"So is the tube of veet like a half squeezed modern art ornament on the bathroom window sill now then ?
It's under bathroom sink as a memento to assist the girls whilst sitting on throne to piss themself laughing morra night before we hit the town "So we are ok to grope your ass without you screaming in pain then | |||
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"So we are ok to grope your ass without you screaming in pain then "Bash on chik lol
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"PP - just promise you'll never do it again!!!! "Still half a tube there and i hate waste, maybe i could apply it to a pissed mates eyebrows or somit | |||
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"PP - just promise you'll never do it again!!!!
Still half a tube there and i hate waste, maybe i could apply it to a pissed mates eyebrows or somit "Just keep your boxers ON lol - that way there won't be any thoughts or a repeat lmao | |||
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