FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest nickname you’ve ever heard

By *lex and doll OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Coatbridge

I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know

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By *ordflash heartMan
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

Worked with a guy his nickname was sixty six sizzling sausages. Work this one out

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By *urryrugMan
6 weeks ago

Grangemouth

Thicthy thicth?

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By *agatoXXXMan
6 weeks ago

Carol Vorderman's underwear drawer.

"Worked with a guy his nickname was sixty six sizzling sausages. Work this one out

He had whistling teeth.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Guy who's surname was Fender, he was called 'Sexo'.

Worked with his son years later..Called him the same.

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By *hogun300Man
6 weeks ago

london

Pothole - cus everyone trys to avoid them.

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By *zeroMan
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Worked with a neddy guy who was always bragging about going to the gym.

Got called Jean Claude Van Bam.

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By *unkydunkyCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

Guy with one leg shorter than the other!

Known as

The Snipers nightmare

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By *aturist abcMan
6 weeks ago

Neath port Talbot

One workmate had no teeth. just one in the middle of his upper gums.He was known as Central eating

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By *ugehandsMan
6 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Worked with a young lad we called reset because couldnt remember anything we taught him the day before.

Everyday was his first day

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By *tu69777Man
6 weeks ago

Elgin

Worked with a know it all guy once Found out later they called him alexa

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

On the radio the other day I heard that a guy called Brad in Primary school was caught using an asthma inhaler by his mates. 40 years later he is still known as Brad the Inhaler.

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By *lex and doll OP Couple
6 weeks ago

Coatbridge

Some decent ones there folks thanks mate went to school with a girl called Rachel stone who was in a wheelchair and the other kids called her the rolling stone

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By *coobyABCMan
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

A guy with one arm lived near me, locally known as the winger

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Guy on site called Wayne Bruce he got called "Man Bat"

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Lad at school called Dave he was dyslexic wi the yellow glasses so he was "Evad" through high school those times before the woke crowd ruined banter

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By *bzsissyTV/TS
6 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Know a guy called Thrush because he’s and irritating c*@t

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By *oredcouple1TV/TS
6 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

A pal called Neon, he was a six foot tube

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By *ines lines and 69sCouple
6 weeks ago

stirling

Guy I used to work with got called foreskin coz he disappeared anytime things got hard

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By *AF2020Couple
6 weeks ago

Central Scotland

We knew a guy called blister as he turned up after all the hard work was done!

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By *p4Fun7070Man
6 weeks ago

Leven

Guy at work everyone calls Dickins as he's a bit of a story teller

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By (user no longer on site)
6 weeks ago

Great post made me chuckle some belters o nicknames oot there

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By *labamaroxWoman
6 weeks ago

Montrose

A guy called Bungalow cos he was a bit thick and “had nothing upstairs”

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By *estlo-mMan
6 weeks ago

west lothian

A guy got his foot crushed with a forklift last year and lost two toes. I now call him 18 inches because he has a foot and a half......true story

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By *andM TogetherWeCanCouple
6 weeks ago

Glasgow

A wee boy named oozie heard his mate shout on him asked him why he called oozie it was because he had a lazy eye (oozie looking at?) Lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
6 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Worked with a guy called penis fingers cause everything he touched he fucked

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
6 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Guy with a lazy eye called 'Mortgage'. One was fixed, the other variable.

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By *ookie69Man
6 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

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By *espect11Man
6 weeks ago

"Guy with one leg shorter than the other!

Known as

The Snipers nightmare "

Heard of similar about a guy with a big head 'snipers dream'

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By *ordflash heartMan
6 weeks ago

Motherwell

Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand

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By *mmz123Man
5 weeks ago

Erskine

I did work with one electrician we called earth as he had no potential.

Then there was a lad called Paxo, he loved to stuff fat birds

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By *uctifanoWoman
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

This popped up on my FB… think we all know at least one…

Kitkat ~ always on a break

Lantern ~ not very bright and has to carried

Motion Light ~ only works when someone walks past

Deck Chair ~ folds under pressure

Daisy ~ some daisy’s in, some daisy’s not

Arthur (Arfur) ~ does half a job

G Spot ~ you can never find them

Foreskin ~ disappears when things get hard

I’ll be using some of these…

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By *ookie69Man
5 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

I had a receptionist who the staff called “Wee McSkreet”

She passed a call through to me to tell me it was Eddie McSkreet and wanted to open an account.

It was Lorna from Ready Mixed Concrete

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By *loryholeNC500Man
5 weeks ago

Thurso

Went to school with a lassie called Hannah Jones. She was nicknamed Indi-Hannah Jones and was tormented with the Indiana Jones theme song being sung to her everywhere.

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By *ab365XMan
5 weeks ago

Paisley

Cheesearse, ( my dogs other pet name!)

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By *ab365XMan
5 weeks ago

Paisley

"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand

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bahahaha, Beadles About!

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By *ordflash heartMan
5 weeks ago

Motherwell

bahahaha, Beadles About!"

Top man

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By *ab365XMan
5 weeks ago

Paisley

bahahaha, Beadles About!

Top man

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By *aldGingerMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not someone I know, but I heard a story a guy nicknamed his wife Partick Thistle, because she kicked off every ten minutes

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By *lasgowgent35Man
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

Snipers nightmare

The guy had a limp

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By *lydebuilt69Man
5 weeks ago

A wee bald school janitor called Janny DeVito

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By *cottishornMan
5 weeks ago

wee village

My mate works with a guy called Keth

Because he has an "I" missing

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By *opgoes400Man
5 weeks ago

Livingston

Jocky lacoocaracha and the birniehill grasscutters

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By *ordflash heartMan
5 weeks ago

Motherwell

I had an apprentice called BO baracus

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By *roplifeMan
5 weeks ago

Perth

One guy I worked with, called Sinex - a little squirt who got up everyone’s nose

Another we called toenails - so far up the bosses arse that’s all we could see

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By *ee69Man
5 weeks ago

glasgow

My work has had loads

Spazy Stratham

The sock

Tfoc

FUD

Michele the Michelin women

The bandit

Johna

Tripod

Taliban tam

Shrecks sister

Too name a few can’t say where or when lol

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By *i Guy 4uMan
5 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

I used to work with a girl known as Chips & Beans, As she went with anything!

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By *ylelanleyMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow

An electrician who looked like Elton John - socket man

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By *aydumfriesMan
5 weeks ago

Dumfries

Worked with a guy who got called "pringle theif" he was missing 3 fingers so his hand fit all the way in a pringle crisp tube.

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By *ock70Man
5 weeks ago

lanarkshire

We had a girl in the office called Campfire, when she came on the shop floor all the guys huddled around her.

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By *otanovice82Man
4 weeks ago

Ayr

There was a footballer called Fitzroy Hall or Fitz Hall....he got called one-size!

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By *tormin1965Man
4 weeks ago

edinburgh

Goalkeeper in the team I played for was called Dracula because he was scared of crosses.

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By *ohncraMan
4 weeks ago

pitenweem

same as sexy hands the mechanic cause evrything he touched he fucked up

then there was a wee guy 4' called tommy two bricks

then lucky jim a fisherman got washed off the deck by a wave next wave washed him back on skipper stuck his head out the wheelhouse n said crist even the sea doesnt want you jim was called lucky jim till he died

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By *ussymufferMan
4 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I worked in the shipyard and there was a guy called the ghost he would appear then disapear he would just stare at you if you seen him

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By *echCowboyMan
4 weeks ago

Udny

My pal lost half his foot in an accident we call him 18 inches

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By *unnesscoupleMan
4 weeks ago

Inverness

Nimrod - he was always looking for a sub

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By *eaperCussionsMan
4 weeks ago

Coatbridge

I used to work with a guy named Reece who did nothing but moan, so we called him moanareece

I met a guy who was called rice, his name was Barry Mathews, aka baz-matty

A guy I work with now his nickname is hip hip, his name is Hugh Rae

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By *acktofab90Man
4 weeks ago

aberdeenshire

Sexy fingers. Fucked everything his hands touched.

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By *oneythiefMan
4 weeks ago

Perthshire

Worked with a guy called Hairy then it clicked why. His surname was Pye. Hairy Pye

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By *ANDA!Man
4 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US

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By *ANDA!Man
4 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

"Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US"

Same factory, team leader called FSB. Not cos he was Russian, Foreskin Blister. Disappeared at the start of the shift and reappeared 12hrs later at the end of the shift..

Different team leader was called Action Man, he had a condition where his eyes constantly moved side to side like an action man but without the toggle

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By *rioxxxMan
4 weeks ago

edinburgh

No a father who introduced his youngest son as the shakings of the bag pmsl

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By *adboy777Man
4 weeks ago

Glasgow

Got a friend who has only 4 fingers in one hand... called kitkat

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By *piderxMan
4 weeks ago

west lothian

Read somewhere about a guy called The Blacksmith because every time it was his round he made a bolt for the door

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By *ali73Man
4 weeks ago

Scotland

Once worked with a store man nicknamed Clitoris, none of the lads could ever find him

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