FabSwingers.com forum: Funniest nickname you’ve ever heard

By *lex and doll OP Couple
52 weeks ago

coatbridge

I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Worked with a guy his nickname was sixty six sizzling sausages. Work this one out

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Thicthy thicth?

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By *agatoXXXMan
52 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Worked with a guy his nickname was sixty six sizzling sausages. Work this one out

He had whistling teeth.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Guy who's surname was Fender, he was called 'Sexo'.

Worked with his son years later..Called him the same.

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By *hogun300Man
52 weeks ago

Dundee

Pothole - cus everyone trys to avoid them.

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By *zeroMan
52 weeks ago

Glasgow

Worked with a neddy guy who was always bragging about going to the gym.

Got called Jean Claude Van Bam.

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By *unkydunkyCouple
52 weeks ago

Glasgow

Guy with one leg shorter than the other!

Known as

The Snipers nightmare

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

One workmate had no teeth. just one in the middle of his upper gums.He was known as Central eating

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By *ugehandsMan
52 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Worked with a young lad we called reset because couldnt remember anything we taught him the day before.

Everyday was his first day

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By *tu69777Man
52 weeks ago

Elgin

Worked with a know it all guy once Found out later they called him alexa

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

On the radio the other day I heard that a guy called Brad in Primary school was caught using an asthma inhaler by his mates. 40 years later he is still known as Brad the Inhaler.

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By *lex and doll OP Couple
52 weeks ago

coatbridge

Some decent ones there folks thanks mate went to school with a girl called Rachel stone who was in a wheelchair and the other kids called her the rolling stone

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By *coobyABCMan
52 weeks ago

Aberdeen

A guy with one arm lived near me, locally known as the winger

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Guy on site called Wayne Bruce he got called "Man Bat"

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Lad at school called Dave he was dyslexic wi the yellow glasses so he was "Evad" through high school those times before the woke crowd ruined banter

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By *ozcdTV/TS
52 weeks ago

Travelling

Know a guy called Thrush because he’s and irritating c*@t

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By *oredcouple1TV/TS
52 weeks ago

kirkcaldy

A pal called Neon, he was a six foot tube

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By *ines lines and 69sCouple
52 weeks ago

stirling

Guy I used to work with got called foreskin coz he disappeared anytime things got hard

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By *AF2020Couple
52 weeks ago

Central Scotland

We knew a guy called blister as he turned up after all the hard work was done!

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Guy at work everyone calls Dickins as he's a bit of a story teller

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Great post made me chuckle some belters o nicknames oot there

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

A guy called Bungalow cos he was a bit thick and “had nothing upstairs”

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By *estlo-mMan
52 weeks ago

west lothian

A guy got his foot crushed with a forklift last year and lost two toes. I now call him 18 inches because he has a foot and a half......true story

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
52 weeks ago

Glasgow

A wee boy named oozie heard his mate shout on him asked him why he called oozie it was because he had a lazy eye (oozie looking at?) Lol

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
52 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Worked with a guy called penis fingers cause everything he touched he fucked

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
52 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Guy with a lazy eye called 'Mortgage'. One was fixed, the other variable.

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By *ookie69Man
52 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

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By *espect11Man
52 weeks ago

"Guy with one leg shorter than the other!

Known as

The Snipers nightmare "

Heard of similar about a guy with a big head 'snipers dream'

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By (user no longer on site)
52 weeks ago

Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand

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By *mmz123Man
51 weeks ago

Erskine

I did work with one electrician we called earth as he had no potential.

Then there was a lad called Paxo, he loved to stuff fat birds

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By *uctifanoWoman
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

This popped up on my FB… think we all know at least one…

Kitkat ~ always on a break

Lantern ~ not very bright and has to carried

Motion Light ~ only works when someone walks past

Deck Chair ~ folds under pressure

Daisy ~ some daisy’s in, some daisy’s not

Arthur (Arfur) ~ does half a job

G Spot ~ you can never find them

Foreskin ~ disappears when things get hard

I’ll be using some of these…

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By *ookie69Man
51 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

I had a receptionist who the staff called “Wee McSkreet”

She passed a call through to me to tell me it was Eddie McSkreet and wanted to open an account.

It was Lorna from Ready Mixed Concrete

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By *C DaddyMan
51 weeks ago

Highlands

Went to school with a lassie called Hannah Jones. She was nicknamed Indi-Hannah Jones and was tormented with the Indiana Jones theme song being sung to her everywhere.

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By *ab365XMan
51 weeks ago

Paisley

Cheesearse, ( my dogs other pet name!)

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By *ab365XMan
51 weeks ago

Paisley

"Another ex work colleague was called the clock he had a smaller hand than the other. Also had a song to go along with his name “ watch out small hand about “ if you ain’t old enough you won’t understand

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bahahaha, Beadles About!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

bahahaha, Beadles About!"

Top man

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By *ab365XMan
51 weeks ago

Paisley

bahahaha, Beadles About!

Top man

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By *aldGingerMan
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not someone I know, but I heard a story a guy nicknamed his wife Partick Thistle, because she kicked off every ten minutes

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By *lasgowgent35Man
51 weeks ago

Glasgow

Snipers nightmare

The guy had a limp

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By *lydebuilt69Man
51 weeks ago

East Kilbride

A wee bald school janitor called Janny DeVito

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By *cottishornMan
51 weeks ago

wee village

My mate works with a guy called Keth

Because he has an "I" missing

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By *opgoes400Man
51 weeks ago

Livingston

Jocky lacoocaracha and the birniehill grasscutters

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I had an apprentice called BO baracus

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

One guy I worked with, called Sinex - a little squirt who got up everyone’s nose

Another we called toenails - so far up the bosses arse that’s all we could see

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By *ee69Man
51 weeks ago

glasgow

My work has had loads

Spazy Stratham

The sock

Tfoc

FUD

Michele the Michelin women

The bandit

Johna

Tripod

Taliban tam

Shrecks sister

Too name a few can’t say where or when lol

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By *i Guy 4uMan
51 weeks ago

North Ayrshire

I used to work with a girl known as Chips & Beans, As she went with anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

An electrician who looked like Elton John - socket man

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By *aydumfriesMan
51 weeks ago

heathhall

Worked with a guy who got called "pringle theif" he was missing 3 fingers so his hand fit all the way in a pringle crisp tube.

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By *ock70Man
51 weeks ago

lanarkshire

We had a girl in the office called Campfire, when she came on the shop floor all the guys huddled around her.

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By *otanovice82Man
50 weeks ago

Ayr

There was a footballer called Fitzroy Hall or Fitz Hall....he got called one-size!

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By *tormin1965Man
50 weeks ago

edinburgh

Goalkeeper in the team I played for was called Dracula because he was scared of crosses.

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By *ohncraMan
50 weeks ago

pitenweem

same as sexy hands the mechanic cause evrything he touched he fucked up

then there was a wee guy 4' called tommy two bricks

then lucky jim a fisherman got washed off the deck by a wave next wave washed him back on skipper stuck his head out the wheelhouse n said crist even the sea doesnt want you jim was called lucky jim till he died

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By *ussymufferMan
50 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I worked in the shipyard and there was a guy called the ghost he would appear then disapear he would just stare at you if you seen him

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

My pal lost half his foot in an accident we call him 18 inches

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By *unnesscoupleMan
50 weeks ago

around

Nimrod - he was always looking for a sub

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By *eaperCussionsMan
50 weeks ago

Coatbridge

I used to work with a guy named Reece who did nothing but moan, so we called him moanareece

I met a guy who was called rice, his name was Barry Mathews, aka baz-matty

A guy I work with now his nickname is hip hip, his name is Hugh Rae

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By *acktofab90Man
50 weeks ago

Banff

Sexy fingers. Fucked everything his hands touched.

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By *oneythiefMan
50 weeks ago

Perthshire

Worked with a guy called Hairy then it clicked why. His surname was Pye. Hairy Pye

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By *ANDA!Man
50 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US

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By *ANDA!Man
50 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

"Guy I worked with got called Buddah, cos he used to sit cross legged on access steps watching machinery and his pot belly rested on his thighs. But then so wtimes he was referred to was Wib, short for Wibbly Wobbly Martin, cos when said machinery fucked up he just stood there and waved his hands in the air like those wobbly wobbly things at used car garages in the US"

Same factory, team leader called FSB. Not cos he was Russian, Foreskin Blister. Disappeared at the start of the shift and reappeared 12hrs later at the end of the shift..

Different team leader was called Action Man, he had a condition where his eyes constantly moved side to side like an action man but without the toggle

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

No a father who introduced his youngest son as the shakings of the bag pmsl

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By *adboy777Man
50 weeks ago

Glasgow

Got a friend who has only 4 fingers in one hand... called kitkat

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By *piderxMan
50 weeks ago

west lothian

Read somewhere about a guy called The Blacksmith because every time it was his round he made a bolt for the door

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By *ali73Man
50 weeks ago

Scotland

Once worked with a store man nicknamed Clitoris, none of the lads could ever find him

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By *otsexydannyMan
3 weeks ago

Norwich (and London)

"There was a footballer called Fitzroy Hall or Fitz Hall....he got called one-size!"

That was the one I was going to mention, One Size Fitz Hall is just genius.

Man City (in the days when they weren't particularly great) had a player called Kiki Musampa, who was given the nickname Chris. Not obvious until you say Chris Musampa out loud

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By *un meets nsaMan
3 weeks ago

stirlingshire

Guy at my old work was nicknamed cordless.

Could only work for 2 hours and if he got too hot he'd be finished for the day.

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By *avie65Man
3 weeks ago

In the west.

We used to call our manager Elevenerife. What ever we had done so had she but always one more or did it for longer.

So if I went to Tenerife on holiday she would have gone to Elevenerife.

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By *r-Mrs BackagainCouple
3 weeks ago

Perthshire

We had one guy called the blacksmith, when there was work to do he made a bolt for the door and the bosses son was called Broken Arrow , useless and you couldn't fire him .

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By *cottishornMan
3 weeks ago

wee village

I know a guy called kieth with 1 eye missing. He got called Keth

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By *3PO555Man
3 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I recently heard lots of really funny nicknames this was after a podcast where someone from Glasgows nickname was . He was a Celtic diehard and his dad was Arabic mum was Scottish his pals called him Bobby Sandals. Can anyone beat that. Fab names or just people you know"

E.T - because all they did was moan to go home.

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By *neLastDanceMan
3 weeks ago

Livi

Girl at uni got called Pringle. Came to uni a virgin but once she popped she couldn’t stop.

Guy at school had bad acne, he was called the clumsy beekeeper.

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By *aspsMan
3 weeks ago

dundee

My neighbour has a dog called Askit ... what's your dog called mate ??? Askit

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By *wissT2024Man
3 weeks ago

Glasgow

I used to do demolition work and a guy on my squad was called muscles, he was built like the gable end of a fiver

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By *oubleDesireCouple
3 weeks ago

Somewhere

Reading all these and the tears are rolling! 🤣🤣🤣

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By *avelmanMan
3 weeks ago

aberdeen

Used to work with a guy we all called Sexy fingers.

Because everything he touched he fucked.

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By *ddyHearnMan
3 weeks ago

irvine

Work with a young lad who isn't the brightest...the lads call him coleslaw because he is 90% cabbage.

One other lad called fire stick because he is always a few seconds behind

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
3 weeks ago

carluke

Worked with two guys who we called Ross and Rachel - they were always on a break.

Another guy was called wonder, it was a miracle he made it to work each day because he was the worst driver anyone had ever encountered

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