FabSwingers.com forum: Jokes - the non serious Monday

By *oreverplayful OP Couple
5 weeks ago

motherwell

OK so watching daft vids on socials and up comes a joke which made me instantly think of someone we chat to from fab so of course had to send it to him lol. The joke is-

Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your sister

It tastes the same but it's just not right.

What is the worst jokes you have ever heard?

Let's lighten up this Monday lol

C x

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By *uctifanoWoman
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

I burned my Hawaiian pizza last night… I should have had it at aloha temperature

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By *lex and dollCouple
5 weeks ago

Coatbridge

I was one of the comedians at CJs recently I like to start gigs with the joke

I’m doing a charity gig soon for people who have never had an orgasm.

If you can’t come let me know.

Always goes down well

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By *ordflash heartMan
5 weeks ago

Motherwell

Guy walks in to chip shop and says you sure this fish was cooked the chippy says why ? Because it’s ate all the fucking chips.

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By *oreverplayful OP Couple
5 weeks ago

motherwell

The dad jokes are the best haha

C x

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By *lphacMan
5 weeks ago

glasgow

I had a really hard upbringing...my parents were very small...they really struggled to put food on the table!

Ill get my coat....

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By *zeroMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

You hear about the explosion at the cheese factory? Nothing left but de brie.

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By *corpioboyMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopus

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By *cotslad2000Man
5 weeks ago

moray

How do you know when a mechanic has had sex?

Two of his fingers are clean

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By *lasgowHorseyMan
5 weeks ago

Glasgow

What happens when you have sex with a cow and no one catches you?

Dont know, still waiting to be caught

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By *anny_stevensMan
5 weeks ago

holytown

Did you hear they arrested the devil?!

Yeah, they got him on possession.

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By (user no longer on site)
5 weeks ago

Social media joke...

The Vikings had grass roofs to disguise their homes so that enemy bombers could not find them...

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By *ookie69Man
5 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

The owner of Locketts Throat Lozenges sadly passed away last Saturday.

There was no coffin at the funeral.

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By *ugh_jardonMan
5 weeks ago

Larkhall

2 fish in a tank and one says to the other, how do you drive this thing

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