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 ive no idea what they are on about 
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so come girls how do you tease the guys on here ? | |||
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"But thts why we love u cos u are a tease  "lol | |||
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"Well you do like to tease me wifetobe "Looks like im the only one on here then lol | |||
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"Tell them I have a pulse.... "Hmmmmm you're gonna have to try harder than that to tease me lol | |||
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Tbh I used to do a lot of teasing and titilating before meets but my time is very limited at the moment and half the time they were a waste of time. I believe someone referred to it before as wank fodder!
It's def true that the dicks spoil it for everyone lol
L xxx | |||
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"I have been referred to as a cock tease in the past but usually only when I don't drop everything when I get those 'fancy a f*%k' messages
Tbh I used to do a lot of teasing and titilating before meets but my time is very limited at the moment and half the time they were a waste of time. I believe someone referred to it before as wank fodder!
It's def true that the dicks spoil it for everyone lol
L xxx "There's nothing wrong with teasing and titilating. It makes it a lot more fun as it builds the anticipation | |||
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"I love to tease its half the fun "only half the fun Wot happens to the other half Lol | |||
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"I love to tease its half the fun only half the fun
Wot happens to the other half
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"Yeah but problem is half the time the recipients are only after the titilation and have no intention of meeting! So people get pissed off and stop "Thats true  | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further " so _unkie im up for it are you lmao | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further so _unkie im up for it are you lmao "I'm always up for it wait...up for what | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further so _unkie im up for it are you lmao
I'm always up for it wait...up for what "pm me and il tell u | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further " And take the fun out of it!!!! | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further And take the fun out of it!!!! "It can still be fun more fun infact | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further And take the fun out of it!!!!
It can still be fun more fun infact "That a promise | |||
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"I love to tease its half the fun only half the fun
Wot happens to the other half
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Not tellin "come on furry get it telt | |||
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"Really dont mind being teased as long as theres intent on taking things further And take the fun out of it!!!!
It can still be fun more fun infact
That a promise " indeed | |||
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"I love to tease its half the fun only half the fun
Wot happens to the other half
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Not tellin come on furry get it telt "If you don't know........ | |||
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"Cock teasing to me is... The chicks that sit semi nakid in a chatroom on cam and then moan that guys are looking and talking to them?? " | |||
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"Im always being told im a cock tease ive no idea what they are on about
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so come girls how do you tease the guys on here ?"I'm surprised that people have called you a cock tease as the Devine Miss N I know would never be the type to give a "come hither" look with a flash of dazzling, smiling yet seductive eyes. I can't imagine you smile sweetly at someone letting your tongue caress your upper lip & ending with a subtle, yet definite pout oh your lips. Why it would be unheard of you to brazenly walk up in a bar, eye a man who is a complete stranger, & faster than a computer decide that you would muster all your allure & work your magic on him. It would be unimaginable of you to walk passed someone, making sure he sees your best assets, practically ignoring his gaze, knowing fine well his stare is fixed on you, whilst you hover close enough that his eyes are transfixed by your radiance. Whilst all the time you titilate & entertain the entire room with your engaging personality. I would suggest its unthinkable that you happen to need a drink from the bar just at the moment he is ordering, then happen to be next to him, turn & penetrate him with your smiling eyes & toss a witty line in his direction as the bartender is occupied pouring drinks - just sufficient enough to distract him yet flatter his ego enough to forget what he's ordering. Then casually mention how long it's taken to get yourself a double Southern Comfort in this crowded bar. Not would I envisage you accepting his offer to buy you that very drink you've thirsted & quenched for, especially as that cool drink would help reduce your temperature as the bar seems incredibly hot. So hot your hand has had to brush over your chest & loosen the top button. Nor would I see you offering to help him carry his round back to his table, or accept his offer to join his company, or strike up some cosy chit chat, or later suggest that you should share a cab home, or drop in for coffee, or listen to some slow tracks playing in the background, or suggest the lights are too bright to create a suitable atmosphere, or that your night of dancing has left you glowing & in need of a hot shower, or that you could do with a hand to soap & lather hard to reach parts, or suggest a shier together, or start to kiss under the steamy water, or caress sensually, or towel dry each other, or slip into bed together to enjoy some teasingly intimate fun. Nooooo - I can't imagine the Devine Miss N that I know would ever tease anyone like that. | |||
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"Omfg tandem you know me so well Pmsl that made me laugh so much lol "Heehee! It's not teasing, it's sheer bloody magnetism & allure. | |||
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"Trade secret.. "Me trade??? What are you alluding to Miss Teasy? I'm the epitome of purity & goodness. | |||
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"Mmm purity and goodness suddenly I want a chocolate bar Lol" Want me to tell you the best way to eat a Flake? Lmao! | |||
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"Mmm purity and goodness suddenly I want a chocolate bar Lol Want me to tell you the best way to eat a Flake? Lmao!" hmmmm Am listening am I gonna like | |||
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"Trade secret..
Me trade??? What are you alluding to Miss Teasy? I'm the epitome of purity & goodness. "As long as purity and goodness means eating haribos and not doing any housework then you're sorted | |||
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"Trade secret..
Me trade??? What are you alluding to Miss Teasy? I'm the epitome of purity & goodness.
As long as purity and goodness means eating haribos and not doing any housework then you're sorted "Bite me. I mean literally BITE ME. | |||
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"Im always being told im a cock tease ive no idea what they are on about
lol
so come girls how do you tease the guys on here ?
I'm surprised that people have called you a cock tease as the Devine Miss N I know would never be the type to give a "come hither" look with a flash of dazzling, smiling yet seductive eyes.
I can't imagine you smile sweetly at someone letting your tongue caress your upper lip & ending with a subtle, yet definite pout oh your lips.
Why it would be unheard of you to brazenly walk up in a bar, eye a man who is a complete stranger, & faster than a computer decide that you would muster all your allure & work your magic on him.
It would be unimaginable of you to walk passed someone, making sure he sees your best assets, practically ignoring his gaze, knowing fine well his stare is fixed on you, whilst you hover close enough that his eyes are transfixed by your radiance. Whilst all the time you titilate & entertain the entire room with your engaging personality.
I would suggest its unthinkable that you happen to need a drink from the bar just at the moment he is ordering, then happen to be next to him, turn & penetrate him with your smiling eyes & toss a witty line in his direction as the bartender is occupied pouring drinks - just sufficient enough to distract him yet flatter his ego enough to forget what he's ordering. Then casually mention how long it's taken to get yourself a double Southern Comfort in this crowded bar. Not would I envisage you accepting his offer to buy you that very drink you've thirsted & quenched for, especially as that cool drink would help reduce your temperature as the bar seems incredibly hot. So hot your hand has had to brush over your chest & loosen the top button.
Nor would I see you offering to help him carry his round back to his table, or accept his offer to join his company, or strike up some cosy chit chat, or later suggest that you should share a cab home, or drop in for coffee, or listen to some slow tracks playing in the background, or suggest the lights are too bright to create a suitable atmosphere, or that your night of dancing has left you glowing & in need of a hot shower, or that you could do with a hand to soap & lather hard to reach parts, or suggest a shier together, or start to kiss under the steamy water, or caress sensually, or towel dry each other, or slip into bed together to enjoy some teasingly intimate fun.
Nooooo - I can't imagine the Devine Miss N that I know would ever tease anyone like that.
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" All that just for a large southern comfort
YUP!"Thats commitment.....or a drink problem right there | |||
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" All that just for a large southern comfort
YUP!
Thats commitment.....or a drink problem right there "Yup (Hic) | |||
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"I wont tease someone if im gonna follow through!" Should fckin hope not ya dirty bugger!!! | |||
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"I wont tease someone if im gonna follow through!" What if she was into scat | |||
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"I wont tease someone if im gonna follow through! What if she was into scat "I'd wean her off it by using chocolate | |||
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"Paddy, space docking just isn't the same with a mars bar mate.. Go hard or go home lol " Space docking lol | |||
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"Paddy, space docking just isn't the same with a mars bar mate.. Go hard or go home lol Space docking lol"Yeah. Even though you were kind enough to explain to me what the Lotr challenge was. I think im gonna have to let u urban dictionary this one. Sorry | |||
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"Paddy, space docking just isn't the same with a mars bar mate.. Go hard or go home lol Space docking lol
Yeah. Even though you were kind enough to explain to me what the Lotr challenge was. I think im gonna have to let u urban dictionary this one. Sorry "lol Im going to take a good guess... Just never heard it called that before! | |||
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How you get it in the condom though??? Rubber gloves a nsoe peg an plenty of wipes????? | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY?????????????? "why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space? | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY??????????????
why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space? "Lol | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY??????????????
why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space? "NO!!
Why put it in a condom, freeze it and the stick it up ya bum... | |||
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"Actually I take it all back....would never have guessed that!!!!
How you get it in the condom though??? Rubber gloves a nsoe peg an plenty of wipes????? "not sure, I think paddy sticks em in the freezer first
Personally i prefer to go direct to destination lol | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY??????????????
why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space?
NO!!
Why put it in a condom, freeze it and the stick it up ya bum... "He is sick but he's no that sick lol Would be some lucky ladys flower garden... | |||
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"Actually I take it all back....would never have guessed that!!!!
How you get it in the condom though??? Rubber gloves a nsoe peg an plenty of wipes?????
not sure, I think paddy sticks em in the freezer first
Personally i prefer to go direct to destination lol "As long as you not calling Houston half way through.... | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY??????????????
why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space?
NO!!
Why put it in a condom, freeze it and the stick it up ya bum...
He is sick but he's no that sick lol
Would be some lucky ladys flower garden..."He wouldnt be so lucky if he came near me with a condom full of frozen poo...Dont care were he feckin puts it!!! | |||
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"Actually I take it all back....would never have guessed that!!!!
How you get it in the condom though??? Rubber gloves a nsoe peg an plenty of wipes?????
not sure, I think paddy sticks em in the freezer first
Personally i prefer to go direct to destination lol
As long as you not calling Houston half way through.... "A bit of Houston might set the romantic mood for the occasion lol How's that bodyguard theme go again | |||
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"Oh im certainly blaming him!!! Space docking indeed!!!!! "is a spacedockingspitroast outta the question? | |||
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" A bit of Houston might set the romantic mood for the occasion lol How's that bodyguard theme go again ""I will always love you" Maybe isnt the best song to be playing on a fab meet....certainly not when your docking!!! | |||
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"I have to ask.............. WHY??????????????
why do we shit? or why do we not hear it in space?
NO!!
Why put it in a condom, freeze it and the stick it up ya bum...
He is sick but he's no that sick lol
Would be some lucky ladys flower garden...
He wouldnt be so lucky if he came near me with a condom full of frozen poo...Dont care were he feckin puts it!!! "Lol | |||
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"Oh im certainly blaming him!!! Space docking indeed!!!!!
is a spacedockingspitroast outta the question? "As I know know what it means.....YES!! It feckin is!!!!! | |||
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"I bet the OP never seen this thread turning out like this...blame the vargus lol" Or we could just blame _ndykay since he isn't here to defend himself? Stick to the alibi mate Deny all knowledge | |||
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"Oh im certainly blaming him!!! Space docking indeed!!!!!
is a spacedockingspitroast outta the question?
As I know know what it means.....YES!! It feckin is!!!!! "Dont worry paddy I think she may have a nut and sweetcorn allergy We will find another chick
Good idea though lol
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" Dont worry paddy I think she may have a nut and sweetcorn allergy We will find another chick
Good idea though lol
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"The thread is about teasing.... And in you both come in, throwing frozen poo about the room..... Nothing to do with me, I am the innocent party "Wow wow wow lady Take it easy with the allegations will ya
I agree we may have gone a bit off topic
But no need to lower the tone eh | |||
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"Im always being told im a cock tease ive no idea what they are on about
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so come girls how do you tease the guys on here ?"By turning on my cam and NOT taking my clothes off | |||
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"Both of you..... Topics... Truffles... There is just no stopping you!!!" imodium works | |||
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"Both of you..... Topics... Truffles... There is just no stopping you!!! imodium works "Lol You just took that too far | |||
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"Both of you..... Topics... Truffles... There is just no stopping you!!! imodium works
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You just took that too far "Just gonnae no | |||
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"Whos _ndykay? Will they believe he started it? If so, GREAT idea "Ops hubby to he
Not sure, worth a try if we stick to the story though..or we could just bury this post by randomly posting on 30 other posts so it gets lost and never read by op, seen as we have posted about our plot to blame _ndykay aswell, we're pretty much fucked lol | |||
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"I bet the OP never seen this thread turning out like this...blame the vargus lol" Hmm Paddy what's all this about LOTR, Spacedocking & the Bodyguard ? Not content with dressing up like the back end of a horse & galloping round an Edinburgh pub, now your avatar shows yer own lil buns & tease us with that wee peachy view & flirt outrageously with Mr Vargus? You batting for the boys team now? Lmao. I sincerely hope you didn't get some Yoker fella to take that pic Mwuhahaha! | |||
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" How? " And Mr Vargus considering you recently celebrated your birthday you're getting to big to be playing LOTR ma precious. Hahaha! | |||
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" Just gonnae no How? " Just gonnae.... | |||
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"Now where's my large Southern Comfort?" Aw Scottie it's a bit early for southern comfort | |||
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" Just gonnae no How? Just gonnae...." I think they're off to watch LOTR, Harry Potter & Star Trek back to back. They might be gone a while. Lol | |||
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"Now where's my large Southern Comfort? Aw Scottie it's a bit early for southern comfort "It's never too early for a touch of S O U T H E R N Comfort | |||
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"Now where's my large Southern Comfort? Aw Scottie it's a bit early for southern comfort
It's never too early for a touch of
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" Just don't tell MissD "The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. "your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem "Bad??? | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem
Bad???"Opppps as good at I ment obviously | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem
Bad???"She didnt mean your crap at it...
She meant your BAD!!!!!! | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem
Bad???
She didnt mean your crap at it...
She meant your BAD!!!!!!"Mischievous perhaps. Never bad. I'd much rather go through life smiling, flirting & laughing. Life's way too short to be otherwise. Besides, being bad takes up WAY too much energy & eats into my cock-teasing time. Lol! | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem
Bad???
She didnt mean your crap at it...
She meant your BAD!!!!!!
Mischievous perhaps. Never bad.
I'd much rather go through life smiling, flirting & laughing. Life's way too short to be otherwise. Besides, being bad takes up WAY too much energy & eats into my cock-teasing time. Lol!"BAD!!!= Naughty girl..... | |||
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" Just don't tell MissD
The Devine Miss N has observed me getting my Southern Comfort. your as bad as me at teasing Mr Tandem
Bad???
She didnt mean your crap at it...
She meant your BAD!!!!!!
Mischievous perhaps. Never bad.
I'd much rather go through life smiling, flirting & laughing. Life's way too short to be otherwise. Besides, being bad takes up WAY too much energy & eats into my cock-teasing time. Lol!
BAD!!!= Naughty girl..... "I'm the wrong sex to be that. Lol! | |||
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" BAD!!!= Naughty girl.....
I'm the wrong sex to be that. Lol!"LOL....Naughty boy!!!! | |||
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" As long as purity and goodness means eating haribos and not doing any housework then you're sorted "This weekend it's Easter Eggs not Haribos. All these boxes need opened up & then the large, curvaceous eggs need to be unwrapped from their foil, peeling back the wrapper carefully then letting your eyes take in their awesome beauty before letting your hands hold them lovingly. The anticipation of what's inside those tasty treats builds as you grapple to find out the sweet contents of what's inside. | |||
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"I go away for a year or so and what do i find??? Nawty talking about teasing cocks..... its a comfort to know that in life some things never change lol !!!!!! And chocolate and sweeties are never far away either lol" Awwwww gawd i hate not knowing who people are so fill me in | |||
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