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THINGS U CAN ONLY SAY AT CHRISTMAS!!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Things you can only say at Christmas :

1. I prefer breasts to legs.

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang..

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eeemm.... Merry Christmas...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man with beard just emptied his sac on my carpet....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ty jay u too hunni xxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"man with beard just emptied his sac on my carpet.... "

pmsl@garry xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happy birthday" to eldest niece.

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bah humbug

lol xx

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By *urioduoCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

the wumin next door pulled ma cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a similar vein to view, it's the only time of year it's acceptable for an old beardy man to empty his big red sack on kids!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to we can swap!! (Pressies!)

Who wants stuffing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More breast for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christmas cums but once a year..............god that reminds me o married sex!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I liked number 2

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

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