FabSwingers.com forum: Why…

By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

On the back of another forum post (thank you Fanny Shmeller

) how/why did you choose your profile name? I’ve been here a while and just thought Fuctifano summarised my thoughts on fab (and maybe life) in a fun way. I’m curious dear fabbers, what made you choose your fab name???

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I always liked Rik Mayall from the young ones to bottom. My favourite was probably the character Lordflash heart in blackadder, so that’s a name I used you sexy fucker

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By *urd no1Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

I was known as big burd at school as I was 6ft,, got my coccyx removed lost 2 inches so was no longer allowed to call myself BIG Burd lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I was known as big burd at school as I was 6ft,, got my coccyx removed lost 2 inches so was no longer allowed to call myself BIG Burd lol "

Coccyx ?

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I always liked Rik Mayall from the young ones to bottom. My favourite was probably the character Lordflash heart in blackadder, so that’s a name I used you sexy fucker

I didn’t realise that but loved that series ya cheeky fucker!!!

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
36 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

I’ve really nae idea why I chose it .

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I was known as big burd at school as I was 6ft,, got my coccyx removed lost 2 inches so was no longer allowed to call myself BIG Burd lol

Coccyx ? "

Tailbone lol

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I was known as big burd at school as I was 6ft,, got my coccyx removed lost 2 inches so was no longer allowed to call myself BIG Burd lol "

Jeeze I’d love to be tall, lucky lady

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I’ve really nae idea why I chose it .

Pfft nor me

, always loved yours Steph it’s perfect

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By *ab365XMan
36 weeks ago

Paisley

Sadly, I’m never off of this cunting site, I simply just can’t help it! Hence my shitty username!

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

A nod to my love of film noir and femme fatales, and the latter part is cos my old name and looks apparently made certain daft people think I was just a dumb blonde!

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By *assy LassieWoman
36 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Well I'm a lassie and I can be sassy.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

A Belgium man I met used to call me Hopey and it kinda stuck. That was about 15 years ago.

Maybe I should change it.

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By *panksspankedMan
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I have no idea why I chose mine

Simply plucked it from the ether

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I loved Teasure Island growing up and then Black Sails a few years ago. I also wanted to suggest that I was Scottish and that maybe I was a bit older.

Maybe I over thought this

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By *rdadjokesMan
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I like telling jokes so thought it was a name that suited me

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By *SCouple81Couple
36 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

From children's tv show we watched when were growing up. Different times, different place

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By *elsbells2011Couple
36 weeks ago

fife

My names Helen, Our username is a mix between belle gunness the female serial killer hell’s belle and the AC/DC song hells bells. The 2011 is the year we had our first swinging experience

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By *ringles0510Woman
36 weeks ago

Central Borders

I was stuffing my face with pringles when I signed up x

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By *corpioboyMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

I think my mind went blank when I first joined fab years ago so could only think of my star sign and err… I’m male. It’s rubbish, nil points for originality

There are some really great names on fab.

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By *enni WhiteTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

My first name is Jennifer, my surname is White. I guess I didn't put a lot of thought into it. Lol

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Loving these wee stories, thanks folks

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By *oreverplayfulCouple
36 weeks ago

motherwell

I'm always playing haha, any given opportunity and then me and mr have a very active sex life

so just seemed suiting to us lol, particularly me lol

C x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
36 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mine is because I’m very nawty & very explosive in the bedroom lol

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By *e_AdoredWoman
36 weeks ago

east fife

Mine comes from my feel good stone roses song

music makes everything better !

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By *zeroMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Middle name starts with K and zero from a Smashing Pumpkins song.

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By *aylorMan
36 weeks ago

Fife

I've got a small boat on a loch so I'm a _aylor so to speak

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By *ust_A_Baldy_BoyMan
36 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Mine is because of my long flowing locks…

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"On the back of another forum post (thank you Fanny Shmeller

Hmmm

I remember I was in the Savoy Nightclub and during the night there were a few groups of people chatting at the same time. One group talking about horses hoofs, another group were talking about big noses and another group talking about big cocks and another group talking about how do farmers get hay into square shapes and stay square?

and then....

all of a sudden, the name, GlasgowHorsey just popped into my mind

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By *urd no1Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I was known as big burd at school as I was 6ft,, got my coccyx removed lost 2 inches so was no longer allowed to call myself BIG Burd lol

Coccyx ? "
tail bone

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I was the boss at work and used to wear cowboy boots sometimes, so my workers called me Bossy Boots. It was not a bad name, just a funny workplace name. Still have a pair of cowboy boots to this day.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

A play on one of the greatest cartoons made, this bloody addictive site and me being old and slightly silvery.

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

I wanted something non-offensive and innocuous which wouldn't lead back to Fab via a random Google search: my 'go to' place for coffee (in London) is Caffé Nero™... because I drink lots of coffee. I chose Nero.

Looking back I chose well, I think. When I attend Fab Socials women will ask for my fab profile name without any eye-rolling gestures. When the man standing next to me tells her "Oh, I'm ClitorisLicker69"... they'll offer a smirk at best, leave them to it and resume the dialogue with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Well am yet another guy on here lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Mine comes from my feel good stone roses song

music makes everything better ! "

Fantastic song, fantastic group. You chose wisely. 'Love Spreads' doesn't have the same ring to it.

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By *exicolaMan
36 weeks ago

West Lothian

One of my favourite songs.

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By *lexixCDTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Travellin aroon

Alexix LXIX is 69 in roman numerals

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By *evils PuddingCouple
36 weeks ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

When we meet on here the man was Pablo Diablo and the lady was Harley Who.

Diablo is Spanish for devil, and Harley Quinn is called Puddin' by her on screen lover.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

With a love of sexy lingerie and the seduction it can bring, we wanted to promote the idea of seductive threesome. Although naively we made the error of not realising there's a distinction between a mmf and mfm. Oops!

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By *heemuffinmanMan
36 weeks ago

Larkhall

Erm.....just the first thing that popped into my head

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By *agatoXXXMan
36 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"On the back of another forum post (thank you Fanny Shmeller

Hmmm

and then....

all of a sudden, the name, GlasgowHorsey just popped into my mind

You told me it was because of your big horsey teeth...

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By *nferno sausageMan
36 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Some other feckers had already taken cunninglinguist and thecunninglinguist.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"One of my favourite songs."

It's regularly played on Radio X which I listen to most of the day. Truly awesome. Maybe my favourite one of theirs.

Ooft actually there are so many I could choose.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"With a love of sexy lingerie and the seduction it can bring, we wanted to promote the idea of seductive threesome. Although naively we made the error of not realising there's a distinction between a mmf and mfm. Oops!

Oh God, I feel I'm about to get schooled. What is the difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Oh God, I feel I'm about to get schooled. What is the difference?"

Well as it's since been pointed out to us, mmf is two bi guys and mfm is two straight guys. Apparently.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
36 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Oh God, I feel I'm about to get schooled. What is the difference?

Well as it's since been pointed out to us, mmf is two bi guys and mfm is two straight guys. Apparently.

I would never have guessed that. I was thinking more about the positioning lol. Thanks for educating me.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I've had many many name , I like to change it u every now and then , I do like names with a music theme though just incase no ones noticed

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By *agatoXXXMan
36 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Mine comes from my love of a certain brand of automobile.

The "XXX" part was foisted on me by the site.

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By *helamontsCouple
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

No big story... It's our Clan name. ??

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By *uietbloke67Man
36 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Quiet and a bloke

Pretty straight forward. Sorry

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
36 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Quiet and a bloke

Pretty straight forward. Sorry "
quiet !?

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By *ookie69Man
36 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

"I've had many many name , I like to change it u every now and then , I do like names with a music theme though just incase no ones noticed

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I've had many many name , I like to change it u every now and then , I do like names with a music theme though just incase no ones noticed

Your names are superb

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Was into Greek mythology and maybe had one too many shandy's.

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Some other feckers had already taken cunninglinguist and thecunninglinguist. "

Ucht yours is best

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Quiet and a bloke

Pretty straight forward. Sorry quiet !?

Maybe Quiet means something different in the Fab DICKtionary

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By *herub_xWoman
36 weeks ago

AYRSHIRE

I got mine because I'm very angelic

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By *5onlyMan
36 weeks ago

GLASGOW

Scooter ??

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By *elpieandSelkieCouple
36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

We like Scottish mythology and Selkie has a sea themed tattoo sleeve. Seemed apt!

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By *cotMinOzMan
36 weeks ago

Mandurah

Bearded Tattooed Scotsman. No I dont work for BT.

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By *ylonfan38Man
36 weeks ago

Cumbernauldish

Just can't beat a nice pair of legs in nylon....

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

When we were younger and having a drink, we use to put music on to sing our hearts out. Any time one of us got a word wrong then we would lose an item of clothing or do a forfeit.

When we got married this was one of those songs as it had just been released, so when we started swinging I think it was Jade that came up with this name while reminiscing.

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By *unchalMan
36 weeks ago

Dartford

My favourite place.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

My profile gets so many questions, some more unsavory than others! But I literally work in a cake shop

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By *liza_13Woman
36 weeks ago

Hamilton

It’s my middle name

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By *oxy RedWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Red after a colour I wear a lot and Roxy after one of my favourite Steve Martin films x

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By *adbury girlWoman
36 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I’ve really nae idea why I chose it .

Is it because you watch a lot of bridal programs on television?

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By *adbury girlWoman
36 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I originally had a girls name as my profile name (not my real name) on my first profile but that just got confusing when meeting people so then decided on this for obvious reasons

It has been quite a useful name as I do receive a lot of chocolate including galaxy! I think I will be naming my next profile $100 Girl

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Red after a colour I wear a lot and Roxy after one of my favourite Steve Martin films x"

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She wears Dior™ Rouge 999... ^

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’m not here for everyone - only ‘for a chosen few’ - thus the name. (Forachosenfew)

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"I got mine because I'm very angelic

I’ll agree with that - you’re certainly sent from Heaven.

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By *amierebelMan
36 weeks ago

My own little world

Didnae have a choice was told to just use around my name

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By *ee pandaWoman
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

My friends called me _ee panda ?? as I have natural dark circles round my eyes which makes me look like a panda xx

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By *idKnightMan
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh

An old online username from years ago that I thought still sounded pretty cool at the time

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By *oxy RedWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Red after a colour I wear a lot and Roxy after one of my favourite Steve Martin films x

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She wears Dior™ Rouge 999... ^"

Ooft..look at you knowing

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

"Red after a colour I wear a lot and Roxy after one of my favourite Steve Martin films x

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She wears Dior™ Rouge 999... ^

Ooft..look at you knowing

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No, Knowing® is by Estée Lauder™.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
36 weeks ago

Gourock

I like a bit of adventure

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I like a bit of adventure

That made me google, I had no idea lol. Loving the thought put into all the names

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By *hyme2020Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland

Ermmm I joined in 2020 during lockdown when I thought I was maybe quite shy. Turns out I’m maybe not as shy as I thought to those who have met me, but it seems silly to change it now haha

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
36 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I’ve really nae idea why I chose it .

Is it because you watch a lot of bridal programs on television?

I’d like to visit Kleinfields I should be so Kylie .

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
36 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I originally had a girls name as my profile name (not my real name) on my first profile but that just got confusing when meeting people so then decided on this for obvious reasons

It has been quite a useful name as I do receive a lot of chocolate including galaxy! I think I will be naming my next profile $100 Girl

Naeb’dy gies me wedding gowns .

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By *ad HardcoreMan
36 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"On the back of another forum post (thank you Fanny Shmeller

Mine is part of an ex nickname, also part of my real name... and I'll defy anyone who doesn't think it's 'quite' funny

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Tbf I never picked mine, everything I was trying was already taken.. That's just the first one that was offered/excepted.

Probably should change it

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

My FAB name us pretty self explanatory. I use the same name across all my socials where its possible.

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By *ane DTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Glasgow ish

It suited me. It just felt right. And I use it across multiple sites.

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By *ugehandsMan
36 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Mines should easily understood.

I need big gloves

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By *ownthediscoMan
36 weeks ago

West Lothian

A bit of a soppy (and admittedly slightly d*unken) nod to relating to one of my favourite songs and the bonus ball of where I think I am just now in life.

Has the added complication of confusing some chaps, who see the word rainbow and think one thing

, but strictly lovely ladies for me.

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By *ou aint that specialMan
36 weeks ago

falkirk

I was watching a European downhill skiing comp....then out of nowhere came this German bird by name of.....

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I was watching a European downhill skiing comp....then out of nowhere came this German bird by name of.....

And inspired 2 forum threads

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By *adbury girlWoman
36 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I originally had a girls name as my profile name (not my real name) on my first profile but that just got confusing when meeting people so then decided on this for obvious reasons

It has been quite a useful name as I do receive a lot of chocolate including galaxy! I think I will be naming my next profile $100 Girl

Naeb’dy gies me wedding gowns .

Not even a television?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
36 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

"I originally had a girls name as my profile name (not my real name) on my first profile but that just got confusing when meeting people so then decided on this for obvious reasons

It has been quite a useful name as I do receive a lot of chocolate including galaxy! I think I will be naming my next profile $100 Girl

Naeb’dy gies me wedding gowns .

Not even a television?

Nope it’s nae fair .

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Self explanatory. 40HH. Lol x

Poss folk with bigger than mine but they are enormous to me who has to carry the weight of them 24/7

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By *nferno sausageMan
36 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

"Self explanatory. 40HH. Lol x

Poss folk with bigger than mine but they are enormous to me who has to carry the weight of them 24/7

Ok, but why the miss part? You definitely can't miss 'em.

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By *atdad101Man
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mine is self explanatory!

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By *teaknvinoMan
36 weeks ago

Paisley

Guy is used to work with had a limp

His nickname was “snipers nightmare”

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By *uctifano OP Woman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Mine is self explanatory!"

Your dad to cat??? Or to 101 cats?? It’s no that self explanatory

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By *haifuarMan
36 weeks ago

Dumbarton

"Tha I fuar" means "it is cold" in Gaelic. Almost time to change it to "Tha I blath", fingers crossed.

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By *aldGingerMan
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

Mine describes my hairline, it goes further back than the bible so I shave it off now

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

"I always liked Rik Mayall from the young ones to bottom. My favourite was probably the character Lordflash heart in blackadder, so that’s a name I used you sexy fucker

WOOF WOOF!!!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

And for me, self explanatory!

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