FabSwingers.com forum: Give Me Your Quote of The Week

By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours

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By *onda Coxor2Woman
37 weeks ago

nosey cunt.

Save trees, eat a beaver.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
37 weeks ago

E.K . Glasgow

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it .

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I’m handcuffed to an idiot.

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By *cta non verbaMan
37 weeks ago

Moray

Anythings a dildo if you are brave enough

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By *idKnightMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Do you know the difference between theory and reality?

In theory, there's no difference. In reality...

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By *uietbloke67Man
37 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Don't stick your dick somewhere you wouldn't stick your tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"I hope your next shites a hedgehog"

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By *oreverplayfulCouple
37 weeks ago

motherwell

That sounds like a you problem, not a me problem

All time fave one lol

C x

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By *idKnightMan
37 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Not my circus, not my monkeys...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I wouldna ge you a nod in the desert if I had 9 fucking heeds

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By *urd no1Woman
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

You can’t put flowers in an asshole and call it a vase

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

You can’t polish a shite

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By *imba2021Man
37 weeks ago

Dunfermline

'You cannot fatten your pigs on market day.'

~ Igbo (Nigeria) proverb.

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By *ookie69Man
37 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Before you start pointing fingers

Make sure you’re hands are clean -

Bob Marley

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By *liza_13Woman
37 weeks ago

Hamilton

Hold on tightly let go lightly

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By *ig TennentsMan
37 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If there’s no witnesses Then it didn’t happen

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By *opgoes400Man
37 weeks ago

Livingston

Always face the sun and you will never see the shadows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours"

I’m loving this, some crackers on here to make me smile

Your ghosting me mother fucker, you give us up one more time, I’ll bleed you, real quiet and throw you to the greedy girls gangbang night - tied

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

What's done in the dark will get brought to the light

When the grass is cut, the snakes will show

Hurt people hurt people

Nae offence (it's always offensive)

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By *ig TennentsMan
37 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If you don’t respect the Dad Bod you’ll never get the Dad Rod

Respect the Mom Rolls to get the Mom Holes

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

If the water's brown, drink it down. If the water's black, put it back.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

If you fall and break your leg don't come running to me

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

If your granny had a pair o baws she’d be your granda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike

Still love that - Ginoooo, Ginoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

As weird as a bottle of chips.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

As popular as a Rattlesnake in a luckybag Dip

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By *ookie69Man
37 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Peace cannot be achieved by violence, it can only be attained by understanding.

Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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By *assy LassieWoman
37 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would've asked a cactus

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By *oung 48Man
37 weeks ago

ayrshire

The problem with common sense,it ain't very common these days.

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By *oung 48Man
37 weeks ago

ayrshire

I may be alone but I'm never lonely .

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By *coobyABCMan
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

There's no I in shite....

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By *xiled2013Man
37 weeks ago

Dumbarton/Alexandria

I'd happily throw myself into a wood chipper in the possibility I'd be made into a toilet roll and have the chance to slide between her cheeks!!

Class!!!

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By *reedyKWoman
37 weeks ago

Fife

Nothing changes if Nothing Changes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
37 weeks ago

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours"

Madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

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By *cotch-mistTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Ayr

This is enough to make you bite yer own arse x

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By *cotch-mistTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Ayr

Two sausages in a frying pan, one says it’s fn roasting in here…

Other one says fk a talking sausage x

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed

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By *amierebelMan
37 weeks ago

My own little world

You can't fix stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Upstairs for dancers downstairs for chancers.

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By *ngelkDevilCouple
37 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

I like my people like I like my tea!

In a bag and under water

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By *uctifanoWoman
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

Never judge someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes, then you’ll be a mile away AND you’ll have their shoes

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By *ookie69Man
37 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Health is like money,

We never have a true idea of it’s value

Until we lose it.

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By *ou aint that specialMan
37 weeks ago

falkirk

We are all made of stardust ******

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By *aylorMan
37 weeks ago

Fife

It takes a clever person to act the fool

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
37 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from drama

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By *cotch-mistTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Ayr

"The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most."

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Never trust a bald barber or a thin butcher

Mrs

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By *ookie69Man
37 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Never marry a tall woman

They lie long in bed

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By *atinagirlWoman
37 weeks ago

Over The Rainbow Next to the Pot of Gold

SARCASM …. because beating the shit out of ppl is illegal

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By *ifeliving85Man
37 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"he's a fiscal arsonist"

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By *uperboabyMan
37 weeks ago

Glasgow

About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

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By *ookie69Man
37 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.

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By *oaming 1Man
37 weeks ago

Ardersier

As much good as mudflaps on a tortoise

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom; for we never know what is enough until we know what is more than enough ~ William Blake

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By *ensualPleasurerMan
36 weeks ago

glasgow

He who hingeth aboot, geteth hee haw"

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole I would have farted

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

There are three types of people in the world. Those that can count and those that can’t

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By *utdooryoneMan
36 weeks ago

Over there

There's two seasons in Scotland - June and Winter.

- Billy Connolly

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By *ookie69Man
36 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

I’m not a singer who happens to play Drums.

I’m a Drummer who just happens to sing a bit

Phil Collins

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By *ane DTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Glasgow ish

No such thing as bad weather.

Just bad clothing choices.

Billy Connolly

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By *intiemintieWoman
36 weeks ago

Scottish Borders

The two most powerful words of childhood..................

I'M TELLING!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
36 weeks ago

Don't hammer a nail in your hand, it's sore

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By *awhide69Man
36 weeks ago

ayr

Hooray today the first of May outdoor shagging starts today .

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By *arrguy49Man
36 weeks ago

stevenson

If i wanted to hear an asshole, i'd fart lol

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Summer is my favourite day of the year

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By *ookie69Man
36 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Too many people think that the grass is greener somewhere else, the grass is green, if you water it.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

If breathing wasnt a natural bodily function, that man would be fucked.

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By *ookie69Man
36 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Sometimes you need to catch your breath

Sometimes people take you breath away.

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By *leaseCumAgain96Man
36 weeks ago

North Lanarkshire

Can only piss with the cock you've got lol

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By *haifuarMan
36 weeks ago

Dumbarton

A frog in a well knows nothing of the sea.

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By *opgoes400Man
36 weeks ago

Livingston

He who laughs last laughs n laughs n laughs happy holidays

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By *lexm87Man
36 weeks ago

Various

With or without VAT?

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By *uctifanoWoman
36 weeks ago

Glasgow

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

~ Oscar Wilde

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

To ensure everyone has arrived please put your hand up if you're not here

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By *ilveryFoxMan
35 weeks ago

Midlothian

Fuck it

- Me

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By *otwifeHusband888Couple
35 weeks ago

Within touching distance

"Everyone that you fight is not your enemy and everyone who helps you is not your friend."

- Mike Tyson

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By *uctifanoWoman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

What’s past is prologue ~ William Shakespeare

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By *aspsMan
35 weeks ago

dundee

If the eyes are the windows of the sould why do so many people where sunglasses indoors

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By (user no longer on site) OP
35 weeks ago

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours"

My quote today and I’ll say quote of the week

“Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it”.

Now regarding that quote I’m sure you have a vision in your mind and I do the same.

I’m thinking: Clothing Lables: that have my name and address printed on them So I don’t get lost and someone can point me in the right direction to home

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By *uctifanoWoman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours

My quote today and I’ll say quote of the week

“Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it”.

Now regarding that quote I’m sure you have a vision in your mind and I do the same.

I’m thinking: Clothing Lables: that have my name and address printed on them So I don’t get lost and someone can point me in the right direction to home

An umbrella! Sod’s Law if I don’t take one it’ll puddle down. If I take one I’ve humphed it for nothing but I’d still rather do that

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By *aylorMan
34 weeks ago

Fife

I may not be the brightest star in the sky...

But I'm shing all the same

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By *othardandfreeMan
34 weeks ago

If it looks like shite, smells like shite , chances are..its shite.

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By *aylorMan
34 weeks ago

Fife

"I may not be the brightest star in the sky...

But I'm shining all the same"

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By *oxy RedWoman
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

They are not worth taking one leg out your jammies for.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Gonny no dae that.. Just gonny no...

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By *echnaMan
34 weeks ago

not near

I have neither the time or the crayons to explain it to you

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By *ost-girlWoman
34 weeks ago

lost in Edinburgh somewhere

"I can resist everything except temptation"

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By *ee69Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow

What height are you ?” Because I didn’t know they could stack shit that high “

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By *ucylouCoolTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

I wouldn't ride that into battle

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By *ee69Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow

"I wouldn't ride that into battle"

lol

We used to use that in work except the other way round “ did you see that bird a would ride it in to battle wie a sword lol “

Class lol

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By *ucylouCoolTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Right folks, lets get the fun n giggles in. Lets have your quote for the week/day posted

Mines is:

"If You Have a Problem With Me, Text Me and If You Don't Have My Number Then You Don't Know Me Well Enough To Have a Problem With Me"

Right folks, hit me with yours

Madness is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result

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treat every day like your last as one day you'll be right

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By *uctifanoWoman
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”

~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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By *ocknrollerMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow/Stirlingshire

Cannae be arsed. With anything or anybody.

Victor McDade

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By *ost-girlWoman
34 weeks ago

lost in Edinburgh somewhere

I don't believe it!

Victor Meldrew

I think this a lot when on here haha

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By *SCouple81Couple
34 weeks ago

Between Edinburgh and Scottish Borders

Don't trust anyone who doesn't swear

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By *opgoes400Man
34 weeks ago

Livingston

When the doors of perception are cleansed,things will appear as they truly are

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By *oobsorbumMan
34 weeks ago

in between Glasgow/edinburgh

Seeing a guy asking others for there quote of the week to gain attention

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Seeing a guy asking others for there quote of the week to gain attention "

Aww you not playing, oh well lolol. Your a bit wrong, the guy also asked for quote of the day. He doesn't need attention, he gets plenty, think someone doesn't get enough

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By *ookie69Man
34 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

"Seeing a guy asking others for there quote of the week to gain attention "

Buckelt

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By *ookie69Man
34 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

I like people who don’t need EVERYONE to like them .

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By *uctifanoWoman
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

~ Oscar Wilde

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By *assy LassieWoman
34 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Karma gets us all in the end

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By *uctifanoWoman
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Karma gets us all in the end

You reminded me of this one…

It’s called Karma and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

There is people dying now that weren’t dying ten years ago

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By *assy LassieWoman
34 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"Karma gets us all in the end

You reminded me of this one…

It’s called Karma and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I've had a week of that type of karma with some folk.... sweet sweet contentment

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

~ Oscar Wilde"

He knew. I don’t go looking for quotations but any I’ve seen of his are just spot on

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By *ags73Man
34 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Karma gets us all in the end

You reminded me of this one…

It’s called Karma and it’s pronounced Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I've had a week of that type of karma with some folk.... sweet sweet contentment

It’s Schiller for me recently.

Even the gods toil in vain when faced with stupidity.

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By *ookie69Man
34 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Women who wear mini-skirts

Spend half the night

Pulling them down.

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By *oobsorbumMan
34 weeks ago

in between Glasgow/edinburgh

"Seeing a guy asking others for there quote of the week to gain attention

Aww you not playing, oh well lolol. Your a bit wrong, the guy also asked for quote of the day. He doesn't need attention, he gets plenty, think someone doesn't get enough

Oh i get plenty of attention dont you worry about that, i have a life away from fab sadly not the case for little boys who seek pointless conversation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
34 weeks ago

"Seeing a guy asking others for there quote of the week to gain attention

Aww you not playing, oh well lolol. Your a bit wrong, the guy also asked for quote of the day. He doesn't need attention, he gets plenty, think someone doesn't get enough

Oh i get plenty of attention dont you worry about that, i have a life away from fab sadly not the case for little boys who seek pointless conversation"

Is that your quote for today attention seeker?

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By *cLoonMan
33 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Seen a good friend today he told me anger only lasts 90 seconds, all it takes is 90 seconds to ruin your life, so for that 90 seconds just breath control yourself and all will be well

The days you spend angry and upset will just lead to more days you are angry and upset, just think and be calm and all will be good

If people try to bring stress to your life then you get them out of it x

It’s not news to me but after the weekend I had it really resonated with me and I hope I manage to help somone else x

Love yous my fellow pervs x

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By *utzdeepMan
33 weeks ago

aberdeenshire

You can’t change the winds but you can adjust your sails…

Love it

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