FabSwingers.com forum: Stupid F#cking Names... for Weans!

By *ad Hardcore OP Man
23 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

I heard from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, of a Glasgow mammy who called her twin girls...

Dolce.

And (yes..!)

Gabbana.

So why not turn off your filthy Fab minds and revel instead in stupid fucking names you've heard for weans?

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By *uctifanoWoman
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

Quite a long time ago now but at the height of a certain Oz soap’s height, heard a mother shout her twins in a supermarket “Kylie, Jason”

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
23 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Quite a long time ago now but at the height of a certain Oz soap’s height, heard a mother shout her twins in a supermarket “Kylie, Jason”

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By *oreverplayfulCouple
23 weeks ago

motherwell

Someone I know who works in the local registry office had a lady come in and named her daughter a-a (prounced as it is, a dash a)

It's getting a bit mental now with kids names

C x

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
23 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Someone I know who works in the local registry office had a lady come in and named her daughter a-a (prounced as it is, a dash a)

It's getting a bit mental now with kids names

C x"

What. The. Fuck?!

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By *zeroMan
23 weeks ago

Glasgow

Worked with someone with the last name Job. Her daughter was called Naye.

No issues until they moved to Glasgow.

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By *idKnightMan
23 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I did work with one lad called Andre Wanka, which was made even funnier by the fact his email was A.Wanka@acompanyname.com

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
23 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Worked with someone with the last name Job. Her daughter was called Naye.

No issues until they moved to Glasgow. "

Don't believe that for a second... but still.

Pfft...

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By *r Nicely...Man
22 weeks ago

Around the Lochs

Gypsy "acquaintance" of mine called her girls

Mercedes and Porcha

The latter meaning pig...

If you are still on here, please don't kill me..

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
22 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"Gypsy "acquaintance" of mine called her girls

Mercedes and Porcha

The latter meaning pig...

If you are still on here, please don't kill me.. "

We call them 'travellers' now Sir. I think. Not having you slur an entire culture, just because they be fuckwits with their babies names

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By *hoebeWoman
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I was on the beach one day, and heard a woman calling for her child....Ebay!!

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS
22 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A friend has named thier sun Faux.

His wife thought it was French for Fox, so they registered the kid with it.

But then Renard isn't really any more "normal".

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By *ad Hardcore OP Man
22 weeks ago

A Chippy Near You...

"I was on the beach one day, and heard a woman calling for her child....Ebay!!

Maybe they were 'Amazon'-ians?!

I'll get ma coat

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By *hunks and RingsCouple
22 weeks ago

Ayrshire

If I worked at the registrar's they'd be sent hame and told to come back when they had thought of a proper name.

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By *uietbloke67Man
22 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"Gypsy "acquaintance" of mine called her girls

Mercedes and Porcha

The latter meaning pig...

If you are still on here, please don't kill me.. "

Used to work with a lassie called Mercedes....she drove a Vauxhall.

She was off travellers to, good machinist tae

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By *oobsorbumMan
22 weeks ago

in between Glasgow/edinburgh

"I heard from a social worker colleague, many moons ago, of a Glasgow mammy who called her twin girls...

Dolce.

And (yes..!)

Gabbana.

So why not turn off your filthy Fab minds and revel instead in stupid fucking names you've heard for weans?

So who gets to decide what names are acceptable or not? Whats your nzme?

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