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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available) "Fuck me gently | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently "Lol you’re too good at this  x | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x"Yeah it’s slightly concerning  | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning "Or you’re just fucking fantastic | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic "Thank fuck someone thinks so | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so "FFS this could go on fucking ages | |||
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"Jeezuz fucking Christ Fucking wanker Fucking idiot For fuck sake Fuck me with a rag mans trumpet Ye fucking baldy cock" Oooo very fucking eloquent there flash  | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages "You’re fucking right ! | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !"That’s a fucking first | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first "That’s me fucked now | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now "Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together "Coz we are fucking shy | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy "Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash "Hope your next shites a fucking hedgehog | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash "But then… being Flash (ahhhhh - he might save every one of us!!!) (too fucking far??? ) | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy "You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag  | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag "When you put it like that… fuck no | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag
When you put it like that… fuck no "I’m a fucking romantic , I like a snog first | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
Exactly ! Fuck all to do with you flash
Hope your next shites a fucking hedgehog "Oh that fucking stings | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuck me gently
Lol you’re too good at this x
Yeah it’s slightly concerning
Or you’re just fucking fantastic
Thank fuck someone thinks so
FFS this could go on fucking ages
You’re fucking right !
That’s a fucking first
That’s me fucked now
Why don’t use two book into a fucking room together
Coz we are fucking shy
You fancy sucking ma hairy fucking bean bag
When you put it like that… fuck no
I’m a fucking romantic , I like a snog first "Get your fucking jacket yuf pulled | |||
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"get a fuckin room (being witness to amorous advances) fuck a duck ( surprised) fuck sake (oh no) fuck me sideways ( surprised) fuckin hell (no way) fuckin tadger (exclamation of someone being a dickhead) fancy a fuck (lets engage in the art of love making) fuck off ! (really) go fuck yirsel ( no chance) get tae fuck (go away) do i look like i gie a fuck (i couldn't care less ) shut the fuck up ( be quiet) " I’m sure you could put down another fuck list you fucker | |||
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"Sexy as fuck (self explanatory) Fuck that ( no) In your fuckin dreams (you wish) Not a fuck will me given ( I don't care)" You’re fucking good at this!
Get yourself to fuck (please go speedily)
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"Sexy as fuck (self explanatory) Fuck that ( no) In your fuckin dreams (you wish) Not a fuck will me given ( I don't care) You’re fucking good at this!
Get yourself to fuck (please go speedily)
"(No you Spready  ) | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available) "Fuckkkkkk I stood on my cock again  | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuckkkkkk I stood on my cock again " sexy fucker | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available)
Fuckkkkkk I stood on my cock again "Clumsy fuck ! | |||
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"Fuck pig fanny baws "Not a fuck was given | |||
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"Fuck pig fanny baws
Not a fuck was given "Aye _uctifano
“Karen has no more fucks to give, all that is left is fuckdust” | |||
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"Sexy as fuck (self explanatory) Fuck that ( no) In your fuckin dreams (you wish) Not a fuck will me given ( I don't care) You’re fucking good at this!
Get yourself to fuck (please go speedily)
(No you Spready ) " | |||
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"Ya fucking dancer (elation on hearing good news) "Haha as a non Native Scot, even I have adopted this one and it's now firmly in my 'repertoire of fuckery' | |||
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"Ya fucking dancer (elation on hearing good news)
Haha as a non Native Scot, even I have adopted this one and it's now firmly in my 'repertoire of fuckery'"We do have some good ones eh? Fuckingfantastic even | |||
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"I’d fucking gargle her diarrhea (she stunning) " That gave me the fucking boak ( I felt rather queasy) | |||
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"I’d fucking gargle her diarrhea (she stunning) That gave me the fucking boak ( I felt rather queasy) "I’m fucking sorry | |||
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I fucking love it | |||
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"You’ve all gone too fucking far
I fucking love it "Ya feckin think Fuctifano x | |||
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"You’ve all gone too fucking far
I fucking love it
Ya feckin think
Fuctifano x"I trust the people who run Fab realise that threads like this are the main reason some of us stick around on here
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"You’ve all gone too fucking far
I fucking love it
Ya feckin think
Fuctifano x
I trust the people who run Fab realise that threads like this are the main reason some of us stick around on here
I fucking love being Scottish "Fecken ell mate, this is the Croatian forum you’re in | |||
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"Ya fucking dancer (elation on hearing good news)
Haha as a non Native Scot, even I have adopted this one and it's now firmly in my 'repertoire of fuckery'
We do have some good ones eh? Fuckingfantastic even "Absolutely. Some credit elsewhere too though... "I'm gonna fuck your fucking fanny off you twat" | |||
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"Fuckin freak (strange person) 10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade) Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball) Did I fuck ( no I didn't) ... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that "But you do it with fuckin’ style | |||
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"Fuctifano? Fucked if I know. Far too much fuckery here "Not fucking yet (we have till 175 ) | |||
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"Fuckin freak (strange person) 10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade) Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball) Did I fuck ( no I didn't) ... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that
But you do it with fuckin’ style "Aww ur a fuckin darlin xx | |||
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"Feck me, if you’re Spready Bring your feckin friends to I’m not feckin meeting at the moment Tickety feckin boo Feck me, If you’re buying Pizza Italiano will feckin do Feck me, Mrs Us2andu2 Feck me, it’s only old Buboo" | |||
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"Fuckin freak (strange person) 10 out of fuckin 10(highest callibre accolade) Fuckin bolt rocket ( quickly get away from me oddball) Did I fuck ( no I didn't) ... I've come to the realisation I'm a potty mouth ... thanks for that
But you do it with fuckin’ style
Aww ur a fuckin darlin xx" thanks back fuckin at ye | |||
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"Confuckulated (It’s broken beyond repair) " Fubar ( fucked up beyond all recognition )  | |||
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"Confuckulated (It’s broken beyond repair) " Absa-fucken-lutely. Ya fuckin' fuckhead.  | |||
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"Confuckulated (It’s broken beyond repair) Absa-fucken-lutely. Ya fuckin' fuckhead. "And let's be honest. Mary Magdalene? She was no fuckin' virgin. Dirty, Holy fucker. | |||
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"Sort of knicked from the lounge, when and why did you last say “fuck me” or in what context? But my thought was Fuck is such a versatile world with many expressions… Fuck me (surprise or sexual desire) Fuck you (I’m angry with you) Fuck sake (surprise) Fuck off (leave me alone) Fuck knows (I’m baffled) Fuckwit (a stupid person) And of course the immortal Billy Connolly “Jeezuz suffering fuck” heard mostly in Glasgow and uttered when something calamitous has happened. What’s your go to fuckword (other words are available) "Fuck me gently with a barge pole! | |||
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"Confuckulated (It’s broken beyond repair) Fubar ( fucked up beyond all recognition ) "That’s the American version, fucking Americans have to say everything different | |||
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"The word " fucked " But has a few uses Broken - Aw man the garage just phoned, the car engine is fucked!!! Tired - What a long day day that was, I'm absolutely fucked!!! Messing up - Well looks like Peter fucked his chances of shagging that lassie down the pub last night!!! And of course Sex - She got on top of me and fucked my brains out!!! " I like confuckulated for broken | |||
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"The word " fucked " But has a few uses Broken - Aw man the garage just phoned, the car engine is fucked!!! Tired - What a long day day that was, I'm absolutely fucked!!! Messing up - Well looks like Peter fucked his chances of shagging that lassie down the pub last night!!! And of course Sex - She got on top of me and fucked my brains out!!! I like confuckulated for broken "I like that haha | |||
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"I watched Four Weddings when I was young, and the 'fuckadoodledoo' remained in my head forever more. "Now I’ve got the “Fuckadoodledonkeyyyyyyy” ad in my head | |||
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"Probably fuck sake or fucking hell I use a lot. " If really pissed off then go and take flying fuck | |||
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah" Laughing my fucking ass off
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"Fuck a duck! This is a lot of fuckery! " Is fuck a duck the same as a flying fuck | |||
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym "Thank fuck you noticed | |||
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
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Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
"Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then | |||
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then "Aww, thanks 
Really should stop wearing stilletos taking the bins out anyway. Murder on my fucking calves | |||
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"Famous "fucks" throughout history... "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima "Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic "That's not a real fucking gun." - John Lennon "Who's gonna fucking find out?" - Richard Nixon "Heads are going to fucking roll." - Anne Boleyn "Let the fucking woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle "What fucking map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras "You want what on the fucking ceiling?" - Michaelangelo "Fuck a duck." - Walt Disney "Why?- Because it's fucking there!" - Edmund Hilary "I don't suppose it's gonna fucking rain?" - Joan of Arc "Scattered fucking showers my ass." - Noah Laughing my fucking ass off
Wait, that could be a fucking acronym
Thank fuck you noticed
Just when you thought all that fucking effort went to fucking waste
I'll be a fucking ally to anyone who's fucking funny.
But I was fucking busy this week, OK?
Time to put yer poor wee fucking feet up then
Aww, thanks
Really should stop wearing stilletos taking the bins out anyway. Murder on my fucking calves " | |||
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