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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

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By *amierebelMan
33 weeks ago

nae danger.


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

Fair enough

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

And to let you know some women wouldn’t even thank you for doing this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Then u have to get out more, never met 1 yet that dosent like it

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By *ellinever70Woman
33 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Then u have to get out more, never met 1 yet that dosent like it "

Theres a first time for everything

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By *uptae SinghMan
33 weeks ago

glasgow


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

Cool story bro.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Ok then

Mrs

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By *rs grumpyWoman
33 weeks ago

motherwell


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"

Wahahahaha howlin ... this 100% wins the best comment of the day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
33 weeks ago

Lolol

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By *ookie69Man
33 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie

Buckelt

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then u have to get out more, never met 1 yet that dosent like it "

Well maybe one day you will meet one, it does happen trust me.

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"

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By *ore_Please81Woman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

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By *ookie69Man
33 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons "

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw? "

Some need WD-40!

But why would you put baby oil over a vagina. Crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"

Hah hah this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

If her clit is covered in baby oil, I'm sure it'll taste much differently!

Someone's already mentioned, baby oil shouldn't be applied there.

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By *ikchattyfellahMan
33 weeks ago

Greenock


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"

Or maybe the cystitis is starting to kick in?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons "

I was going to say the same thing that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer

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By *estless nativeMan
33 weeks ago

near Glasgow


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Ever think she might be screaming stop cause it's getting on her tits?"

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw? "

Maybe even crisp n dry

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By *ife NinjaMan
33 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

If her clit is covered in baby oil, I'm sure it'll taste much differently!

Someone's already mentioned, baby oil shouldn't be applied there.

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I like oil, but on a clit? I prefer the natural taste

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

Couldnt think of anything worse babyoil for a start eh naw

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By *ore_Please81Woman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

I was going to say the same thing that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer "

Hehe we’re all about the pH

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By *ore_Please81Woman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw? "

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

I was going to say the same thing that is a stingy “clit wank”. Never heard such nonsense, I wouldn’t be messing up my PH balance for that offer

Hehe we’re all about the pH "

Most definitely I don’t eat and drink my body weight in pineapple and cranberry juice for those kind of shenanigans!

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By *ookie69Man
33 weeks ago

Whistle Dixie


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?

Maybe even crisp n dry "

Spready had a little palm

Her skin was soft and wispy

She wanked her clit til wet and warm

And now it’s black and crispy x

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Do you love having your clit sucked?

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Then she has thrush for the rest of the week. Baby oil does not belong down there for many reasons

Perhaps. Turtle Wax? …. Naw?

Maybe even crisp n dry

Spready had a little palm

Her skin was soft and wispy

She wanked her clit til wet and warm

And now it’s black and crispy x "

buckilt

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago

Why not just get it lubricatwd naturally?

Baby oil tastes and smells rotten. Definitely not the place for it.

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By *rs grumpyWoman
33 weeks ago

motherwell


"Do you love having your clit sucked? "

You talkin tae me?

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By *hogun300Man
33 weeks ago

Dundee


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop

Cool story bro."

Was just about to write the same. Haha beat me to it

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By *hoebeWoman
33 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Mmm. Love sucking a nice hard clit, covering with baby oil and wanking it till she screams stop "

Oooh, thats a hard pass

And as others before me have said - baby oil oh fuck no!!

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By *ushynumberukWoman
33 weeks ago

Carmarthenshire

Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them.

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them."

Wouldn’t miss your giant tits

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By *assy LassieWoman
33 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them."

Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly "

^ Buckelt laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly

^ Buckelt laughing "

I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder

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By *assy LassieWoman
33 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly

^ Buckelt laughing

I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder "

The baby oil. Ffs keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
33 weeks ago


"Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly

^ Buckelt laughing

I’m just trying to get my head around what’s been dabbed on left shoulder

The baby oil. Ffs keep up "

Dooooh

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By *agnar73Man
33 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Bloody hell makes me laugh most men don't know where a clit is. Well done you do what makes u and the lady happy.

Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?

A: Men usually miss them.

Maybe he didn't rub it on an actual clit. Just dabbed it where he thinks the clit is... left shoulder. There ye go doll that'll have ye screamin shortly "

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
33 weeks ago

Midlothian

Such generalised statements being considered canon always makes me laugh.

Baby oil doon there, feck no! Plus, though I love the smell, I'm fairly certain it wouldn't taste good for the person munching.

Also, not everyone with a clit likes it sucked. I have very sensitive skin, I ache if sucked (in a bad way.) It's uncomfy as Hell, no ta!

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