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What Words Of Experience Can You Offer To The Next Fabber???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago

A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

"Well I can tell the new guy on fab to calm down when his inbox is filled with tons of women wanting his attention. Just relax and chill as your inbox will be constantly filled every day, making it easier to choose wisely"

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

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By *estless nativeMan
35 weeks ago

near Glasgow

Hmmm advice

Dont put yer finger in there, you'll never get it back

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By *ingerTwistWoman
35 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Cut and file your fingernails. Please. She'll thank you.

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By *eroLondonMan
35 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Experience your halcyon days before you reach for your hedonism.

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By *ane DTV/TS
35 weeks ago

London - till 25th

Be prepared to be disappointed

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By *rs grumpyWoman
35 weeks ago

motherwell

Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge."

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

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By *rs grumpyWoman
35 weeks ago

motherwell


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all "

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time. "

That's the third time I've heard that today

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago


"A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

"Well I can tell the new guy on fab to calm down when his inbox is filled with tons of women wanting his attention. Just relax and chill as your inbox will be constantly filled every day, making it easier to choose wisely"

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

"

Eh stop. Dont take out the membership, it's a cock fest and mist folk are just bored and want entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Always bet on black

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By *uctifanoWoman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all "

Lurpak helps

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By *rs grumpyWoman
35 weeks ago

motherwell


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps "

Remind me not to eat your toast again

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By *inky Fucker 69Man
35 weeks ago

Scotland

Don’t bother with Fab…

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By *aygee246Man
35 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

Don't wash your feet with your socks on.

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By *opgoes400Man
35 weeks ago

Livingston

Enjoy Zuckerbergs new version of FB

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By *oversfunCouple
35 weeks ago

ayrshire

Go to socials and drinks nights

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By *ddie_14051991Man
35 weeks ago

Paisley / Glasgow


"Go to socials and drinks nights"

Upload pics and write a profile

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By *ab365XMan
35 weeks ago

Paisley

"'Abandon all hope, ye who enter. '"

That’s what she said.

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By *uietbloke67Man
35 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A guy once told me

If you wouldn't stick your tongue in it don't stick your dick in it.

Good advice.

Women swap dick for fanny and in for on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps "

Oh don't i know it

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
35 weeks ago


"Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on ! "

Oi you, 6ft 1, hung, sexy, muscular and hot and Horsey is no bad either.

I'll try anything for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

OK.. serious advice now ...

You'll need to limber up if you wanna beat the banana deep throat champion that is Horsey, ye actually get a certificate if you win !

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By *uctifanoWoman
35 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Remind me not to eat your toast again "

Cucumber sandwich ?

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