FabSwingers.com forum: What Words Of Experience Can You Offer To The Next Fabber???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

"Well I can tell the new guy on fab to calm down when his inbox is filled with tons of women wanting his attention. Just relax and chill as your inbox will be constantly filled every day, making it easier to choose wisely"

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

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By *estless nativeMan
over a year ago

near Glasgow

Hmmm advice

Dont put yer finger in there, you'll never get it back

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By *ingerTwistWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Cut and file your fingernails. Please. She'll thank you.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Experience your halcyon days before you reach for your hedonism.

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Be prepared to be disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge."

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Your arsehole will thank you for it in 10 years time. "

That's the third time I've heard that today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bit of fun folks:

Dealing with the hussle and bustle of fab.

What words of experience can you offer the next fabber ???

So folks, what word of advice can you offer the next fabber?

Eh stop. Dont take out the membership, it's a cock fest and mist folk are just bored and want entertained.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always bet on black

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Remind me not to eat your toast again

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By *inky Fucker 69Man
over a year ago

Don’t bother with Fab…

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By *aygee246Man
over a year ago

South Lanarkshire

Don't wash your feet with your socks on.

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By *opgoes400Man
over a year ago

Livingston

Enjoy Zuckerbergs new version of FB

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By *oversfunCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Go to socials and drinks nights

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By *elticPunkMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Go to socials and drinks nights"

Upload pics and write a profile

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By *ab365XMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"'Abandon all hope, ye who enter. '"

That’s what she said.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

A guy once told me

If you wouldn't stick your tongue in it don't stick your dick in it.

Good advice.

Women swap dick for fanny and in for on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Oh don't i know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Psssst horsey's a crackpot pass it on !

Oi you, 6ft 1, hung, sexy, muscular and hot and Horsey is no bad either.

I'll try anything for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK.. serious advice now ...

You'll need to limber up if you wanna beat the banana deep throat champion that is Horsey, ye actually get a certificate if you win !

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By *uctifanoWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Leave the fruit & veg in the fridge.

I'm always for fun and games but this spoils it all

Lurpak helps

Remind me not to eat your toast again

Cucumber sandwich ?

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