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Pets do the daftest things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One of my mutt's (the mad one) has eaten my angels wings.. feathers everywhere... my son reckons it now looks like a Barbie in a posh frock stuck on top of my tree

what do your daft pets do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just had my 2 out in the snow for the first time..

was fab fun...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been watching mine pounce through the snow xx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

mine just been a bugger - came home to find him curled up on my bed with a pair of my knickers under his chin lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Border collie,,not here now, he loved the snow and had great nack of running where you chucked the ball n often hit him on the heed, but often created toe curling moments by simply chasing after any bloody ball in the park and declaring it his!!,lol

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wee nutter is just bonkers! her latest obsession is trying to do forward rolls!!!! dogs just cant do that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pup has attacked my tree several times lol knocked my santa of the window , likes my bras always runs round house with it in his mouth .rips important letters need i go on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could barely walk thro the snow for laughing at them... bless.

until they come home and chewed something...

wasna laughing then ....

they currently in the dog house and thats 3 fecking streets away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

they take after their 'dad' for chomping things then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they take after their 'dad' for chomping things then? "

good one , ok I give you that one..

await for the repay.... it will be a killer line............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"they take after their 'dad' for chomping things then?

good one , ok I give you that one..

await for the repay.... it will be a killer line............ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of pet stories and the first one involved my cousin and her "Christmas Dinner"(about 2 years ago) with all the Turkey and trimmings cooked and cooling on the worktop she took a call on her phone and her dog managed to reach up and tip over the Turkey and scoffed the lot-about a 12lb Turkey that was for her and her family.It must have lay next to the radiator for about the next 3 days,bloated and twice his normal size

Another one is the evil dogs that used to frequent the "ice cream van run" as a child and as you came out the house armed with "ginger bottles" and waited in the queue..your leg was fair game if you know what i mean place was always packed too..and the more you wriggled your leg to try and break free the firmer the grip it placed on you.

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By *issCognitoWoman
over a year ago

secret location near glasgow

My wee pup fights wiith the mirror everyday.. for ages haha!

Nugget of a dog I tell thee..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our wee dogs are great altho the boy has a tendency to 'mother' cuddly toys to the point of obsession.

Think he may have issues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think my pup takes after me 4 mths old and always horny lol as he always humps his big teddy (i dont do that mind u lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of our dogs (sadly no longer with us) was on her daily walk along the canal passing by the fishermen on the side. As she trotted past one of the men she spied some goodies in his sandwich box and in one foul swoop took a passing mouthful and ran off with his sandwiches woofing them down as she went. Needless to say the fisherman was furious being as they were his piece for the days fishing. Myself and our friends were in stitches especially when our dog Bess after finishing them went up to the fisherman for a cuddle!!! Don't think we walked that canal for a long while afterwards lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our old dog (pups dad) was always realy bad for marking his territory where ever we took him anywhere. Last straw came when we were at horse show - The day started of bad cause john had to take me so that meant the son who hates horses and dog came with daughter and i. Some very posh folk who were parked next to us layed out their travelling rug, picninc hamper and trimmings - no benjamin didnt want to steal food hed rather pee on it. John was mortified and had to go collect lunch for them. Reason benjamin didnt get back to any horse shows.

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow


"Some very posh folk who were parked next to us layed out their travelling rug, picninc hamper and trimmings - no benjamin didnt want to steal food hed rather pee on it. "
and they say dogs are daft - i think that was a smart dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember once packing car to do my christmas visit home from london, door of house open, boot of car open,stepped out front door to be met by one border collie sitting in boot giving me the "your no going without me are you?" look!!

T xx

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