FabSwingers.com forum: Gym Jerking

By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

No I go there to exercise, funnily enough.

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By *zeroMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Reading stuff like this is why I wait till I go home for a shower

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

"No I go there to exercise, funnily enough."

I don't go to the gym to shower or drink water, but I do both when there.

Those guys have exercised already that night.

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By *lydeRobMan
43 weeks ago

Cardross

Think after gym I woukd be looking to use my Testosterone on the female variety rather than my hand in the shower.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Thankfully I shower at home

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By *Night-Errant-Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

I’ve literally never seen this happen at the gym

I attend.

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Rank rotten. Some unsuspecting cleaner has to clean that!

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By *scobar67Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow

Doubt guys wank in the shower

Most are single cubicle so you wouldn't see anyway

If you do a decent gym sess you won't have energy for a wank

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By *omble 69Man
43 weeks ago

Symington

There's a place for that and it's no in the shower gym not good

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By *ugehandsMan
43 weeks ago

Fife/ Newcastle

Another good reason not to go to the gym anymore.

Besides dad bods are easier to maintain.

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By *M60Couple
43 weeks ago

Central Scotland

Never heard of it at the gym i use there would be a riot if someone was caught at it.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
43 weeks ago

greenock

Nope, made up.

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

The reaction to this has been hilarious.

Why would I make this up?

Anyone with a single brain cell can work out how obvious it is that someone is wanking in a cubical beside you. And I'm not meaning being a peeping tom, not my thing.

It's happened multiple times I've been there, I just wondered why guys do it.

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By *scobar67Man
43 weeks ago

glasgow

"The reaction to this has been hilarious.

Why would I make this up?

Anyone with a single brain cell can work out how obvious it is that someone is wanking in a cubical beside you. And I'm not meaning being a peeping tom, not my thing.

It's happened multiple times I've been there, I just wondered why guys do it."

It's obvious??

You can hear them wank then ?

Because you just said you can't see them

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By *ock69erMan
43 weeks ago

Middle o’ Fife

Maybe they’re just washing their dick…. Quickly!!!

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By *eebigbobMan
43 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

Never seen anything in my gym but it's not private cubicles. If someone was doing it I reckon it would be visible

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By *eebzMan
43 weeks ago

Falkirk

Glad I wear my flip flops in the gym showers haha, never seen or heard of anything like this at my gym and I don’t think it would go very well for the person doing so

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By *oneyandbearCouple
43 weeks ago

Dundee

Never scene or heard this at any of the gyms I’ve attended…

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By *oobsorbumMan
43 weeks ago

in between Glasgow/edinburgh

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though."

Think you should stop perving on guys in the showers mate, if you know about a good workout then you would know that your "down below area" needs extra attention when cleaning or end up with jock itch or a yeast infection, i get people looking at me when i wash after a 2/3 hour gym session, my response they dont know what a good workout is to need to shower like that. If i caught you peeking in the shower id tell you to get out "you little pervert"

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By *astcoastmanMan
43 weeks ago

Portobello

File under "Things that never happened"

Been going to my gym for years and as a few have said, if you have done a proper workout, there's no energy left for a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Don’t know what sort of gym you attend but it definitely doesn’t happen in our gym

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By *uietbloke67Man
43 weeks ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Think someone got a weee fantasy mixed up with reality somewhere...

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By *erlins5Man
43 weeks ago

South Fife

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though."

Did ye aye?

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Thanks for the laughs guys! Find it funny how people have so little time on their hands that they find self worth commenting like that in a place like this.

The facts are: I was just wondering why guys do it. It happens in my gym often. I'm not looking in cubicals, it's not possible and I have no interest in it. And finally again, if you don't have the IQ to understand how obvious it is for me to know that it is happening then I can't help you with that.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
43 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Zero interest or energy after the gym to do that

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By (user no longer on site)
43 weeks ago

Iv done it a few times

I like the risk tbh

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By *ife NinjaMan
43 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Jesus. It's bad enough thinking you'll get a verruca without getting someone's nob cheese on your feet. Show some respect ffs

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By *hekaiserMan
43 weeks ago

Glasgow

Principle reason why I don't shower in the gym post workout

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By *EX-SMan
42 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Iv done it a few times

I like the risk tbh "
what gym is this

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By *ick1979xxMan
42 weeks ago

hornyville

Discusting.

(Got me wondering if the women do this aswell though)

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

It’s absolutely disgusting.

I’d probably go absolutely nuts at the person if I seen this.

To think they’re about their load for the next person to stand in it etc is beyond belief.

Muppets

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By *ittleMissMoreishWoman
42 weeks ago

Clydebank

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though."

Where’s this gym??? Lol

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By *orl1971Couple
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

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By *orl1971Couple
42 weeks ago

Glasgow

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though.

Where’s this gym??? Lol"

Is it in Clydewank?

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By *oobsorbumMan
42 weeks ago

in between Glasgow/edinburgh

Magical things called sliders that protext your feet from not only knob cheese but other bacterial infections

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By (user no longer on site)
42 weeks ago

Should maybe have posted this in stories and fantasies

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By *iddle ManMan
41 weeks ago

Walsall

What gym are you going to where you can see into the showers, or are you all sharing the showers.

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By *nubis282Man
41 weeks ago

Hamilton

"Thanks for the laughs guys! Find it funny how people have so little time on their hands that they find self worth commenting like that in a place like this.

I'm still confused on one thing, if you're not looking in cubicles at folk, then how are you so sure it's happening?

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By *rt123Man
40 weeks ago

Kirkwall

Lots of wanking in the showers in the old Virgin Glasgow and Edinburgh gyms!! Lots of cruising in the men’s shower area too. And if the steam rooms quiet, I can bet you money the cocks have been out wanking alone and with others.

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By *9GUYMan
40 weeks ago

Inverness

Been going to the gym for years never seen anything like that

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By *enuineguy76Man
40 weeks ago

Glasgow

Where’s the Gym ? In a Turkish prison ??

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By *ffloadMan
35 weeks ago

Dublin

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though."

The person obviously didn't work up a sweat in the gym.. or ever done his biceps workout in the gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
35 weeks ago

Can't say I've witnessed this or heard anything of the sort, I use the showers and ironically after a good work out I wouldn't really have the energy to fulfill that need until I've rested and had some food to get the energy back

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By *ave9by9Man
35 weeks ago

Perth

I've been going to gyms for 40 years on and off I'd have never seen anything close to a bloke jerking himself off.

Complete fantasy.

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By *clayairMan
35 weeks ago

central west

Same here. Not the place anyway. Go to a male only sauna if you want that kind of fun

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

I feel genuinely embarrassed from my head to my toes for the guys who keep saying I'm making this up when I know for absolute fact that it does happen, and that guys are literally saying they do it in the forum thread. It's hilarious to be so silly.

Just because you've not seen something yourself doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I've never seen anyone but an Ed Sheeran album, but apparently people do because he gets to No1.

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By *eid67Man
34 weeks ago

Motherwell

Maybe spare a thought for the staff members that have to clean the showers when the gym closes

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Maybe spare a thought for the staff members that have to clean the showers when the gym closes "

True, I haven't done it myself just to state again.

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By *recian2000Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Heading to the gym now. Will keep an eye out for any jerkers

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By *ave9by9Man
34 weeks ago

Perth

"I feel genuinely embarrassed from my head to my toes for the guys who keep saying I'm making this up when I know for absolute fact that it does happen, and that guys are literally saying they do it in the forum thread. It's hilarious to be so silly.

Just because you've not seen something yourself doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I've never seen anyone but an Ed Sheeran album, but apparently people do because he gets to No1."

You still haven't explained HOW you see it happening. Are you bursting into their shower cubicles 'accidentally'? Are you peering through the misty glass shower doors or looking over the walls? We need to be told

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

I love the gym but if I seen guys doing thus I'd be reporting it puts so many women off going fking go home and play like we do

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
34 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

"I've noticed at my gym guys wank in the showers or cubicles.

I'm not looking out for it but there are ways that catch your eye to know it's happening.

Have you wanked at the gym?

I've never done it solo. I've hooked up at the gym before though."

That’s boggan!!!

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By *nubis282Man
34 weeks ago

Hamilton

Just because you've not seen something yourself doesn't mean it doesn't happen. I've never seen anyone but an Ed Sheeran album, but apparently people do because he gets to No1."

But your example of Ed Sheeran doesn't fit this, him getting to number one is measured on the sales and downloads so it's understood how it happens.

You on the other hand are simply stating this like a fact that should be as obvious as 2+2=4 but not explaining how you know it's happening?

Side though on this, if you are 'catching' people do this and it's a public gym that anyone could catch them, then it opens it up to indecent exposure, a potential trip to the courts and possibly getting your name on a register. A lot to risk for a sneaky wank.

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

"You still haven't explained HOW you see it happening. Are you bursting into their shower cubicles 'accidentally'? Are you peering through the misty glass shower doors or looking over the walls? We need to be told

1. Because it was never the reason for this post, so I don't need to or want to because I'm not here to help people discover if anyone is wanking in the gym showers

2. No. No. And No.

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Why are people so obsessed with how I know it's happening? I'm only replying as I'm being called at liar by people with too much time.

If you can't work out the obvious way of knowing then I'm not here to give anyone looking for tips on how to perv on people.

It's not happening in open plan showers, or mixed showers to my knowledge, so women don't need to worry. And last night the guy in the shower beside me was doing it so yeah it's still happening.

My Ed Sheeran point example is because I've little idea why anyone would do it, I've not seen anyone do it with my own eyes, but I can still believe that it does happen.

I started this and asked the question as to WHY do guys do it? WHY does it happen because I don't understand WHY?

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By *nubis282Man
34 weeks ago

Hamilton

1. Because it was never the reason for this post, so I don't need to or want to because I'm not here to help people discover if anyone is wanking in the gym showers

2. No. No. And No."

What was the reason for the post?

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By *ave9by9Man
34 weeks ago

Perth

1. Because it was never the reason for this post, so I don't need to or want to because I'm not here to help people discover if anyone is wanking in the gym showers

2. No. No. And No.

What was the reason for the post?"

He Wants to know why guys wank, apparently

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By *ralPerfectionist OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

" He Wants to know why guys wank, apparently

Just when I thought the replies couldn't get worse or the IQ drop lower hahahaha

You left out an important part "*at the gym"

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By *ellinever70Woman
34 weeks ago

Ayrshire

It seems some fab guys just can't control their impulse to spunk up

I guess that's why they do it

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By *nubis282Man
34 weeks ago

Hamilton

" He Wants to know why guys wank, apparently

Just when I thought the replies couldn't get worse or the IQ drop lower hahahaha

You left out an important part "*at the gym""

Well how about your higher IQ and answer the question I asked then, what was the point of the post?

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