FabSwingers.com forum: If you could !

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

what part of your body would you change ?

mine would be my tummy hate it since my surgery last year grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be my face xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing i was born with what i have and every bump and lump is part of me wonky tits and all ,love what you have ,some are less fortune

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Not sure I would. Learnt to live with it now lol. Although wouldn't mind losing my tummy but hate diets lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

If i had the money i have loads of things done

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I wanna lose some of the tummy. Not completely, just a wee bit. But I love my food too much!!

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By *cottybhoyMan
over a year ago

falkirk

"If i had the money i have loads of things done

Nawty, if you did a wee poll I think there would be overwhelming agreement that we like you as you are x

The one thing I think so weird is how those ugly guys with money get all the stunning girls lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liposuction lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add oan some hair perhaps!!

Other than that I'm grateful for what I have x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add oan some hair perhaps!!

Other than that I'm grateful for what I have x"

Mads quote is god made some gorgeous heads the rest he covered with hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ma bowly legs

Take a bit aff ma stomach and stick it tae ma ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take what's flabby from my tummy and make me have bigger boobs with it please. Redistribution!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Apart from the mummy tummy.... Has to be my nose ... Hate it and worse since it got broken

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Apart from the mummy tummy.... Has to be my nose ... Hate it and worse since it got broken

What tosh!! You've got a lovely nose!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Add oan some hair perhaps!!

Other than that I'm grateful for what I have x

Mads quote is god made some gorgeous heads the rest he covered with hair

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Doughnut induced stomach thanks to a certain lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every part of me is me.........I would'nt change it at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

belly n boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair and I would have a lot of the lost hairs on my head back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tummy and thinking about a boob reduction or at least an uplift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm already fkn lovely. Why change? Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already fkn lovely. Why change? Lol!"
well said Mr tandem a man comfortable in his own skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tummy Deffo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy Deffo xx "
all this spare tummy fat can I have transplanted on my ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll end up with an ass like j lo lol xx

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You'll end up with an ass like j lo lol xx "

my nose. keeps getting in the way of my tongue!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"You'll end up with an ass like j lo lol xx

my nose. keeps getting in the way of my tongue!"
pmsl ok Pinioccio lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy as i am at moment ,not perfect by any stretch of the imagination but happy enough in myself, one persons dislike is anothers like.

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

ma spare tyre wrinkles on my brows but the rest of me well old age brings its penalties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are like a whiskey only get better with age x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing I'm perfect !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to be a Penis reduction....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!"

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! "
I think thats the same as any procedure you have age has a way to undoing it all years down the line ...ohhhh to be perfect huh

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! I think thats the same as any procedure you have age has a way to undoing it all years down the line ...ohhhh to be perfect huh

Oi! I am bloody perfect (apart from my teeth! ).

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! I think thats the same as any procedure you have age has a way to undoing it all years down the line ...ohhhh to be perfect huh

Oi! I am bloody perfect (apart from my teeth! )."
No one is perfect !!...no even me lol

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! I think thats the same as any procedure you have age has a way to undoing it all years down the line ...ohhhh to be perfect huh

Oi! I am bloody perfect (apart from my teeth! ).No one is perfect !!...no even me lol

Fair point, but ye gotta love yourself or nobody will LOL!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! I think thats the same as any procedure you have age has a way to undoing it all years down the line ...ohhhh to be perfect huh

Oi! I am bloody perfect (apart from my teeth! ).No one is perfect !!...no even me lol

Fair point, but ye gotta love yourself or nobody will LOL! "
yeah well i guess thats true lol

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I want my boobs back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would change almost everything!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I would change almost everything!

Aw com on, I'm sure that ain't true?!

if nothing else, and it's all i can judge on as it's all I can see, your eyes are amazing!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I would change almost everything!

Aw com on, I'm sure that ain't true?!

if nothing else, and it's all i can judge on as it's all I can see, your eyes are amazing!

Of course, if I had looked at your profile before posting last comments i would have realised pretty much ALL of you is amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have a telescopic penis - that extends and contracts - that way I could guarantee pleasure to all the different requests you get on here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would change almost everything!

Aw com on, I'm sure that ain't true?!

if nothing else, and it's all i can judge on as it's all I can see, your eyes are amazing!

Of course, if I had looked at your profile before posting last comments i would have realised pretty much ALL of you is amazing!

Haha thanks. I just want to look like Christina Hendricks, is that too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a telescopic penis - that extends and contracts - that way I could guarantee pleasure to all the different requests you get on here!"

I like your thinking. But if we are going to allow the inspector Gadget options, I'd like a small vibrator in my penis. Something special for the ladies and hands free fun when I'm alone

. Obviously with mind control, so that I can call myself a sex-jedi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have a telescopic penis - that extends and contracts - that way I could guarantee pleasure to all the different requests you get on here!

I like your thinking. But if we are going to allow the inspector Gadget options, I'd like a small vibrator in my penis. Something special for the ladies and hands free fun when I'm alone

. Obviously with mind control, so that I can call myself a sex-jedi."

Oh... The day that happens, give old kitten a call...

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I would change almost everything!

Aw com on, I'm sure that ain't true?!

if nothing else, and it's all i can judge on as it's all I can see, your eyes are amazing!

Of course, if I had looked at your profile before posting last comments i would have realised pretty much ALL of you is amazing!

Haha thanks. I just want to look like Christina Hendricks, is that too much to ask?

Who?!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to look like the guys off the Calvin Klein adverts lol ain't happening

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Google her

HHHmmmm, she's alright I suppose.

Do you thknk she get's free gin??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I want to look like the guys off the Calvin Klein adverts lol ain't happening"
Now the guy from the new coca cola advert Mmmmmm yes please hubba bubba lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smaller boobs , flatter tummy and a bigger bonk balance

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I want to look like the guys off the Calvin Klein adverts lol ain't happeningNow the guy from the new coca cola advert Mmmmmm yes please hubba bubba lol

You just like him 'cause you know he'll cut your grass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! "
aw well maybe in 10yrs they'll be cheaper...we can only hope!!!

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"i'd like to get my teeth done with vyneers... and quiet fancy filers in my top lip! the rest i'll put up with!!!

Down side to veneers is they need replaced after about ten years. Not cheap!

Trust me, got mine done about, oh, ten years ago! aw well maybe in 10yrs they'll be cheaper...we can only hope!!!"

PMSL Have you just invented reverse inflation?!?!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I wouldn't change anything, you can't improve on perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't change anything, you can't improve on perfection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well used to be you could only get botox in expesive clinics... now you can get it in hairdressing salons, dentists or even boots now...can only hope...!

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By *othian girlWoman
over a year ago

west lothian

love bigger boobs i have always been jealous of women who can lick ther own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"love bigger boobs i have always been jealous of women who can lick ther own nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah we would all like sumthin bigger

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"love bigger boobs i have always been jealous of women who can lick ther own nipples

I'm sure there are plenty of guys here who will happily lick them for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm maybe longer legs n bigger boobs

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Mmmm maybe longer legs n bigger boobs

Loving your sarcasm (I think).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My calfs and ankles they are far to thin lol

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