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10 reasons t meet a biker!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1.) They have strong fingers

2.) They always know when to slow down and speed up

3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance

4.) They always wear proper protection

5.) They have the fastest 'lap' times

6.) They know how to work their tools

7.) They Love getting dirty

8.) The harder and faster they go the better.

9.) They know how to work around tight areas with ease

10.) They're always practicing so they can become better

if i can think of nemore ill lett you know lol bigg g

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol!

very strong points u've brought forward there, im intrigued...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol oh n leathers too....can't forget them...

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.) They have cold fingers

2.) They are inconsistant in speed levels

3.) They wont take thier baby out in the rain

4.) They alwlook silly wearing just a condom and a crash helmet

5.) Wham bham thank you mam

6.) They are obsessed by thier tools

7.) They smell

8.) Tazmanian Devil on speed?

9.) Think they dont need lube

10.) too much wanking

Shag in a car its more fun xxxx lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woohoo, I'm a biker, and reckon I agree with Yonimaster's list lol lol obviously I'm not biased at all!!

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By *rStarbuckMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"1.) They have cold fingers

2.) They are inconsistant in speed levels

3.) They wont take thier baby out in the rain

4.) They alwlook silly wearing just a condom and a crash helmet

5.) Wham bham thank you mam

6.) They are obsessed by thier tools

7.) They smell

8.) Tazmanian Devil on speed?

9.) Think they dont need lube

10.) too much wanking

Shag in a car its more fun xxxx lol xxx"

lol!! very good ones there too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only one that puts me off is point no:5...........

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By *rouble and strifeCouple
over a year ago

Nr Glasgow


"1.) They have cold fingers

2.) They are inconsistant in speed levels

3.) They wont take thier baby out in the rain

4.) They alwlook silly wearing just a condom and a crash helmet

5.) Wham bham thank you mam

6.) They are obsessed by thier tools

7.) They smell

8.) Tazmanian Devil on speed?

9.) Think they dont need lube

10.) too much wanking

Shag in a car its more fun xxxx lol xxx

lol!! very good ones there too

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they go too fast and reach their destination too quick.....oh and they are forever falling off....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.) They have strong fingers

2.) They always know when to slow down and speed up

3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance

4.) They always wear proper protection

5.) They have the fastest 'lap' times

6.) They know how to work their tools

7.) They Love getting dirty

8.) The harder and faster they go the better.

9.) They know how to work around tight areas with ease

10.) They're always practicing so they can become better

if i can think of nemore ill lett you know lol bigg g"

oh we are great fun

REAL bikers...not the babygro clad power rangers u see only on sunny days tho lol

agree with bigg tho...

we have great hands as we are skilled at our controls...

we love getting our tools out n gettin down n dirty

we look good in black leather

we don`t aim straight for the finish line.. we take pleasure from the ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmm sounds good i knew there was some reason why i liked bikes :D

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats it,mountain bike is in the river spey for sure,need something with an engine?????????????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did i mention i liked leathers lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i mention i liked leathers lol x"

bout a quazillion times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.) They have strong fingers

2.) They always know when to slow down and speed up

3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance

4.) They always wear proper protection

5.) They have the fastest 'lap' times

6.) They know how to work their tools

7.) They Love getting dirty

8.) The harder and faster they go the better.

9.) They know how to work around tight areas with ease

10.) They're always practicing so they can become better

if i can think of nemore ill lett you know lol bigg g"

a think this is yer wish list bigg !!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did i mention i liked leathers lol x

bout a quazillion times"

cheeky lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

always wear ma black leathers n boots lol

i ride all year all weathers n dont have long hair n ride like i stole it lol !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

oh n did you all know englishlassie likes leathers lol xxxx mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh n did you all know englishlassie likes leathers lol xxxx mmmmmmmm "

well she`s jus about worn out my pics on me profile!!!!

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over a year ago

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

1) they always have something hot and throbbing between their legs

2) not afraid of getting wet

3) usually ok with going two's up

4) always willing to be held onto held on too

5) know all the quiet "beauty spots"

6) don't bend your ear too much when on a journey

7) just lurve natural curves

8)usually scrub up well

9) always up for a drink

10) and usually horny wee fookers !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1) they always have something hot and throbbing between their legs

2) not afraid of getting wet

3) usually ok with going two's up

4) always willing to be held onto held on too

5) know all the quiet "beauty spots"

6) don't bend your ear too much when on a journey

7) just lurve natural curves

8)usually scrub up well

9) always up for a drink

10) and usually horny wee fookers !!!!!!"

have we met??????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1.) They have strong fingers

2.) They always know when to slow down and speed up

3.) They have tremendous stamina and endurance

4.) They always wear proper protection

5.) They have the fastest 'lap' times

6.) They know how to work their tools

7.) They Love getting dirty

8.) The harder and faster they go the better.

9.) They know how to work around tight areas with ease

10.) They're always practicing so they can become better

if i can think of nemore ill lett you know lol bigg g

oh we are great fun

REAL bikers...not the babygro clad power rangers u see only on sunny days tho lol

agree with bigg tho...

we have great hands as we are skilled at our controls...

we love getting our tools out n gettin down n dirty

we look good in black leather

we don`t aim straight for the finish line.. we take pleasure from the ride

"

"Aye Valentino,yer no a real biker though but", dare you tell him that,lol

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow


"1.) They have cold fingers

2.) They are inconsistant in speed levels

3.) They wont take thier baby out in the rain

4.) They alwlook silly wearing just a condom and a crash helmet

5.) Wham bham thank you mam

6.) They are obsessed by thier tools

7.) They smell

8.) Tazmanian Devil on speed?

9.) Think they dont need lube

10.) too much wanking

Shag in a car its more fun xxxx lol xxx"

ok so you've seen the summer bikers in their fancy gear and shiny bikes but a real biker is way different - we have more fun

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow

TOP GEAR - does the Stig keep his helmet on when wearing just a condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very good, I ride all year round

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

not yet lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

so true blackbird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ahh but you fail to mention the major negative !!

Their helmets always covered in dead flys !!

Eeeewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ma throbber rides in all weathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs ah dont smell do ah

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By *lackbird186Man
over a year ago

west glasgow

what bikers dont tell you is that some treat their leathers with vasaline i wonder why ?? lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

err coz some are so tight they just about pour themselves in to them???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they handle well

they are good with their dipsticks

they can get their knees down

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