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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home

If you had to write a health and safety report for swinging what would be on it ?

I will start the ball rolling.

To avoid red eye always use safety goggles to protect your eyes from sperm.

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Lab coats should be worn for any experimentation.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Lab coats should be worn for any experimentation. "

Short ones I hope

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao

Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!

Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy

Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sense of humour to be worn at all times

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao

Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!

Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy

Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top

"

We will get to the method statements one all risks have been assessed lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Whoah!! Hold on a second. Where's the oak assessment?? Lmao

Risk - pulled muscles - who's at risk - everyone - solution - warm up before swinging from chandeliers!!

Risk - getting soaked - who's at risk - the lucky guy - solution - there isn't one just have a towel handy

Risk - bent cock - who's at risk - men - solution - ladies take care when climbing on top

We will get to the method statements one all risks have been assessed lol

"

Ok boss lol

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Danger of black eyes please wear appropriate harnessing equipment.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Sense of humour to be worn at all times "

Think that has to be high on the list.

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Lab coats should be worn for any experimentation.

Short ones I hope "

with easy open poppers down the front.

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Lab coats should be worn for any experimentation.

Short ones I hope

with easy open poppers down the front. "

And back

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Lab coats should be worn for any experimentation.

Short ones I hope

with easy open poppers down the front.

And back "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All electrically powered toys must be properly earthed due to the chance of electrocution from excess moisture

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic "

Laughed out loud at that one

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk


"All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic

Laughed out loud at that one "

Thought you might

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"All signs must be observed! Including but not limited to emergency exits, keep clear, men at work, keep left, may contain nuts, no entry, one way traffic

Laughed out loud at that one

Thought you might "

But you missed humps ahead signs

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Wrap yourself in bubblewrap and never leave the house.....

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Wrap yourself in bubblewrap and never leave the house....."

Is that a new kink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gents bring a Helmut, ladies a pie protector

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"Wrap yourself in bubblewrap and never leave the house.....

Is that a new kink "

Could be if got energy for it lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

More signs -

Always wash your hands

Keep utensils clean

Never mix cooked meat and raw meat

Keep clear when reversing

Always use a slinger/banksman

Use correct slings for load

Keep 3 metre safety zone clear

Never walk under suspended load

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By *autious Couple OP   Couple
over a year ago

home


"Wrap yourself in bubblewrap and never leave the house.....

Is that a new kink

Could be if got energy for it lol"

Would help with stress popping bubbles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

provide lifejackets n life boats for meets where lots of squirting going on

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Beware of heat exhaustion.

Ear protection zone - loud noise during orgasm.

RSI risk - wanking must be limited

Choking risk - remember cock is sometimes bigger than it looks.

Choking risk - remember cock is sometimes smaller than he said it was.

Asphyxiation risk - plan your oral sex carefully. Particularly so when rimming since unwelcome gases have been known to pass.

Always bring a map and know your signs - the female body can turn without warning. Many a gent has been known to become disoriented..

Wet weather gear essential - sudden spray and flooding liable to occur usually accompanied by sudden noise (defeat protection above)

Sharps risk - nails and stilettoes. The weapon of choice if you make unwelcome advances.

Puncture repair kit. An essential for every gentleman. Even the most experienced gent will suffer penile deflation. The female has a habit of deflating the penis when riding and insisting on immediate remounting. For thus reason it is suggested that gents attend in pairs so as to ensure female happiness.

Keep all moving parts well lubricated. Failure to lubricate may result in painful friction burns.

Condoms - perhaps obvious but worth stating nevertheless. Apart from helping prevent spread of unwelcome sexually transmitted disease, also prevents crration of unwelcome children who will bleed you dry tothe point of death for years to come.

This guide is not prescriptive - that is to say there may be other risks as yet unidentified. For this reason, dynamic risk assessments should be undertaken during any meet. Failure to do so may result in serious ribbing from fellow fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach with caution. Ear defenders must be worn lol

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

orthopaedic splints and neck brace on standby

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

watch out deep end

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Safety helmet must be worn at all times

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