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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Fannybaws

What ones can you think of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knobcheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt ya rocket

Pmsl

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

fudface

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By *oversforfun2000Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

Away and bile yer heid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dobber

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"[Removed by poster at 18/03/13 21:00:12]"

Haha what was that about?

Heid the baw!

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Ya cuntless fanny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Away n bile yer heid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wit you all aboot ya fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry folks

Bloody phone

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sorry folks

Bloody phone "

Bloody numpty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya doo !

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Knob jockey!

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Soapdogger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eejit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scrotum puss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya nugget!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daftie

Skank

Rocket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the greatest insult I've ever heard was yours" your ma has an ersehole like a ripped oot fireplace"

i was absolutely poorless!!! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch ye versatchi

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By *uncouple981 OP   Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I love the Scottish insults, they really do make me laugh.

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By *for funCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Away and roll in your own pish.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Away and fart in a can and rattle it !!

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

fuckwit

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By *l coupleCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best insult ever...my mate was on the pull, dancing next to this chick wearing a pvc nurses outfit. so he makes a move towards her, and she turns round with a look of disgust and gives him the finger.

This prompted a reply of:

"Aye, well you wouldnae even look good wi ma cock hanging out your mouth doll!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer face is like a melted welly.

You look like a chewed toffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like a well skelped arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it right up ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've got a face like a well skelped arse

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glad. I sneaked in below you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it right roon ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

goan take yur face fur a sh*te ya fudbucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ye've got a face like the back end of a bus

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

yah fookin fudd peice

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Yah...wallapper..

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Lower than a snakes belly in a waggon rut..

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By *anarkshirelassCouple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Best part of you ran down your mothers thighs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoi ya Fud!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ye cudnae find yer ain erse wi baithe hawns ya fudd !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it roon ye !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum should've sucked your dads cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer heids foo o mince!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

During a Pub Fight.. many moons ago.. " ye couldnt hit a cows arse with a Barn Door "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat a face like a blin' cobblers thumb.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

whats up ?? - you look as happy as a shite in a swimming pool..

that was an 80`s one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your next shit's a hedgehog!!!.....ouch!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goan smell yer maw

Got a face like a bulldog chewin a wasp

Face 4 the rado

Face fae crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best insult I've heard was "she had a hole like a wizards sleeve" couldn't stop laughing.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..


"Best insult I've heard was "she had a hole like a wizards sleeve" couldn't stop laughing. "

the other one - was - Like Chucking a sausage up the M8..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another

Like flicking fag doubts up a close

Boak haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer maws been banged more times than barlinnies doors"

"Yer burds seen more cockends than weekends"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob jockey

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By *lasgowfunnMan
over a year ago

paisley

Wid nae pish on u if u were on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn't get a ride in a barrel of fanny's.

Scottish slut - "you couldn't pail cock to her"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a fanny like a hippo,s yawn

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

by far the best scottish insult "yer english" dont kill me ah never said it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like a kicked in piece box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best insult i ever got was on site, and it was

aids ridden midden

i liked that one

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond

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By *for funCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Face like a bag of spanners.

Face like a bulldog chewing a wasp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Away n blaw it oot yer arse!

Bawbag

Dobber

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Away an fling shite at yersel ...

Ya weapon .... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get tae fuck ya fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse like the back end of a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bolt ya chopper

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Yeev a fanny like a welly top ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunkbucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needle dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wazzock

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Pailmerk ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pailmerk ......

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Lol,what's that? Never heard it before

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61


"Pailmerk ......

Lol,what's that? Never heard it before"

Folk from Hawick call folk fi Gala 'pailmerks because Hawick had inside toilets before them ... alledgedly a reference to a slew pail ... lol ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pailmerk ......

Lol,what's that? Never heard it before

Folk from Hawick call folk fi Gala 'pailmerks because Hawick had inside toilets before them ... alledgedly a reference to a slew pail ... lol .."
ahh I see lol,every days a schoolday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best part eh you ended up doon yer ma's leg ya zoomer

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By * king tinyMan
over a year ago

scotland

fannybaws

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

bawheid

dunderheid

dumplin

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Shitehawk ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or there's that general catch-all. Usually as a retort to a 'tall story'.

"yir mawwww!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaun raffle yer doughnut.

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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago

Loch Lomond


""yir mawwww!""

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shite bag

Good post ya bam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The response to a tall story or brag, "ohh nae doot" tickles me often,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer burd,s seen mair pricks than the hampden toilets!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yer woman has a face like a blind joiners thumb

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By *exylady3Woman
over a year ago

coatbridge

no bother ya trumpet

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Ya dipstick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer as thick in the heid as shite on the neck o' a sauce bottle!!!!

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By *outhsider69Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Excuse the language, but....

Cunty ba's

Ya Dobber

If I had a face like yours I'd teach my arse to talk

His face looks like he's been chasing parked cars

Not b_nny

Salmon pus (heard shouted at 80's footballer Davie Dodds during a match at tannadice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awa' n pap shite at yersel

Your in deeper shite than a p@#$s prick

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Cant be bothered reading them all, so dont know if it been said....

Spunk bubble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youvw got a heid like a steer,nothing between yer fuckin ears

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By *ob and angelaCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

do wan ya mug.....

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

She had pishflaps like saddle bags

And of course the bed tendency to call people random things as insults gives us " bolt you rocket/spanner/toolbox"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chanty wrastler

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By *reacherUKMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Away and shite in a poke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya couple a fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

English b`stard.

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By *eno2Man
over a year ago

Angus

Yir full o' wind and pish

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By *eno2Man
over a year ago

Angus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face like a blind cobblers thumb......pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face like a well skelped arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a widny ride ye intae battle yiv hud mare pricks than wee jockys dart board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mungbucket

Awa and tak yer face fir a shite

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

ya wank stain

ya rusty ringpeice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pus like a bulldog licking pish off a nettle!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are ye aff yer heid!!

SeriousLY are ye!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maws an alkie and yer da dis the dishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A widnae ride you if you came with stableisers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer a hacket wee Trollope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya keep a manky hoose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sook ma rook hen

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