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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

anyone got any moments that are funny but make you cringe...

I went up to a couple on saturday night and said ' hi are you XXX couple '... after I said the name, I knew it was wrong...... 2 faces looked at me ... and said 'NO'..

not another word was said as I sloped away ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not going to say what my embarasment was but im still blushing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I have to pick just one moment?

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

least it wasn't barstaff ye asked garry lol

can't think of one in particular for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

least you never fell over sat night maddy..... hope you're okay now hun xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, A guy approached Jo and said to her something along the lines of "Yuo look much better on cam, cant beleive you look older in person......"

Think she was a little dumfounded!!

Steve and Jo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i fell flat on ma face haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i fell flat on ma face haha "

no be like ye titti lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well i fell flat on ma face haha "

how the fekk did you manage that with your chesticles as a buffer????

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank


"Well i fell flat on ma face haha "

eh titti how can you with them big baloons lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well ma feet caught in ma trouser leg an doon i went

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got the gents and ladies loo's mixed up.... .

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By *ll4funandMan
over a year ago

all over


"well ma feet caught in ma trouser leg an doon i went "

As I remember, yer hand got caught up my kilt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not going to say what my embarasment was but im still blushing "

If its the moment im thinking of im still laffing at that ... was very funny

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ERRMMMMMMMMM YES HAD MY BOOBIES OUT IN FULL VIEW BUT ALL FOR A GD CAUSE LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well ma feet caught in ma trouser leg an doon i went

As I remember, yer hand got caught up my kilt! "

Noo if i remember right my hand fell up your kilt by accadent xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had just arrived was walking up the stairs stone cold sobber tripped headlong up them !!

very nearly turned straight back down the stairs and out the dor lol !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ERRMMMMMMMMM YES HAD MY BOOBIES OUT IN FULL VIEW BUT ALL FOR A GD CAUSE LOL "

I seen them Jac... and was a good cause indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had just arrived was walking up the stairs stone cold sobber tripped headlong up them !!

very nearly turned straight back down the stairs and out the dor lol !!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"ERRMMMMMMMMM YES HAD MY BOOBIES OUT IN FULL VIEW BUT ALL FOR A GD CAUSE LOL

I seen them Jac... and was a good cause indeed."

pmsl Garry and u say ur not a perve lol

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

i was collectin for the raffle instead of puttin pound in money jar dropped it in some ones drink oooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

and before ye all reply i was feckin sober. well almost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have one.... I chatted online to a couple for while early in 2008, who then decided it wasnt for them and left the site. I continued chatting to the female on MSN but just as friends. In July i went to my first GB party at CJs, and just about midnight, after i'd showered and dressed to go home, i came out the bathroom only to come face to face with the female... so assuming that they'd said they werent playing because they just weren't interested in me in that way, i left with my tail between my legs without saying hi to avoid an awkward moment. It took me 3 weeks to pluck up the courage to ask online if they'd been at the party. When i met her for the first time in the pub a couple of days later, i knew from the moment i saw her it hadn't actually been her at the GB at all! So now i had the embarrassment of explaining what CJs party had been all about and what i'd been doing there It still makes me cringe to think of it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not going to say what my embarasment was but im still blushing

If its the moment im thinking of im still laffing at that ... was very funny"

ok spill it what was u laughing AT?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i was collectin for the raffle instead of puttin pound in money jar dropped it in some ones drink oooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr "

Haha , hello Heather , it was nice to meet you ,you'll be pleased to know that I got the bar stuff to pour out the drink and I put the pound in with the rest of the raffle money lol xxx

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

east kilbride


"anyone got any moments that are funny but make you cringe...

I went up to a couple on saturday night and said ' hi are you XXX couple '... after I said the name, I knew it was wrong...... 2 faces looked at me ... and said 'NO'..

not another word was said as I sloped away ....

"

I'm hoping that wasn't us! We've met you before View so I'm hoping it wasn't! We were sitting behind janda1 in the next booth and someone came up and asked if we were such and such couple, I (Mrs EK) said "No", and paused thinking he was going to say something else and he didn't and walked away before I could attempt to say "but we're EK Couple!!" Please say that wasn't you View!!!

A very embarressed Mrs EK xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs just had on there put mine on here and sent it private ffs well mines was mr falling asleep and leaving me on my own our first social to lol . he then went to go to loo and caught him snogging a fem at the door leading to the toilet near the end of the night . i walked up slapped him and walked away so just want the fem to say who she is so i can say sorry incase when he got the slap his face hit hers xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"ffs just had on there put mine on here and sent it private ffs well mines was mr falling asleep and leaving me on my own our first social to lol . he then went to go to loo and caught him snogging a fem at the door leading to the toilet near the end of the night . i walked up slapped him and walked away so just want the fem to say who she is so i can say sorry incase when he got the slap his face hit hers xx "

PMSL OPPPPPS wasnt me did get a snog from mr squirty but one was at table when mrs squrity was watching and other was for the £1 snogs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lmao squirty wisna me lol but wish id seen it hehe xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol angie what him getting a slap lol or the snogging

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol angie what him getting a slap lol or the snogging

xx"
lol the slap xxxx hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs just had on there put mine on here and sent it private ffs well mines was mr falling asleep and leaving me on my own our first social to lol . he then went to go to loo and caught him snogging a fem at the door leading to the toilet near the end of the night . i walked up slapped him and walked away so just want the fem to say who she is so i can say sorry incase when he got the slap his face hit hers xx "

Pmsl here.......what was the slap for falling asleep or snogging.

If I had to gie Jay a slap for snogging fems he'd have a very sore face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well... we had met both Sweetcheeks and Kemea cpls at Fife social, and had chatted to one during the evening and the other cpl at breakfast next morning.

So was good to bump into Sweetcheeks again on Sat in Glasgow. Pip stood blethering to Mr Sweets and I to Mrs Sweets....as they were leaving we said goodnight and gave them a goodbye snog! .....It was only when Mr Kemea came up n said hello, and hugged his lovely partner..that I twigged it was Mrs Kemea I was talking too! doh! And as I looked across the other side of the table could see mrs Sweetcheeks sitting smiling ....I just wanted the floor to open up and swallow me!

BUT to be fair Pip and I think both couples are sexy as hell (& Mrs Kemea a great kisser!) Pip says Mr Sweets not too shabby either! So apologies for getting mixed up....blame the alcohol...Next time we will need to try other way round! lol! (and I dont mean me kissing Mr Sweets!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got the gents and ladies loo's mixed up.... ."

You sure that was an accident???

At the very same venue at a previous Social, we had just arrived and Trac got a tap on the shoulder. Her face was a picture as she realised the guy was the father of one of the kids she works with - he was the head barman. Lucky for us the troops all behaved that night and he kept giving her free booze (I never even got a glass of water, wonder why) xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs just had on there put mine on here and sent it private ffs well mines was mr falling asleep and leaving me on my own our first social to lol . he then went to go to loo and caught him snogging a fem at the door leading to the toilet near the end of the night . i walked up slapped him and walked away so just want the fem to say who she is so i can say sorry incase when he got the slap his face hit hers xx "

jesus if i caught steve snogging a fem outside the loo, i would pat him on the back and say " good lad " lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it was a bit of both he slept then woke up and the first person he kisses is someone he doesnt know so guess he got a slap for the both of them lol . its worse as we said nout like that was going to happen behind each others backs so hence the reason he got a slap didnt mind when im there maybe jelous as i behaved theres a few fems and males i would love to have snogged the face off lol but didnt as we had agreed lol xx saying that did get my tits out dont think he was to happy with that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs snogging?????at socials???

i miss out on everything!!!!!!

chance would be a fine thing!!!! ;-

auds xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ffs snogging?????at socials???

i miss out on everything!!!!!!

chance would be a fine thing!!!! ;-

auds xx "

pmsl @ Auds just give me a shout at next one, I'll snog you!. Saying that I normally end up snogging everyone!!

Tom xx

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