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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife - Do you want me to leave?

Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

Wife - Do you love me?

Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance I get!

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife - Can I trust you?

Husband - Yes.

Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Lmfao. Very very clever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BEFORE MARRIAGE:

Husband - Aaah! ...At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife - Do you want me to leave?

Husband - No! Don't even think about it.

Wife - Do you love me?

Husband - Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife - Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband - No! Why are you even asking?

Wife - Will you kiss me?

Husband - Every chance I get!

Wife - Will you hit me?

Husband - Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife - Can I trust you?

Husband - Yes.

Wife - Darling!

AFTER MARRIAGE: read from bottom to top "

Thats a belter jacs you have just won 2 freddos bar and a night of your chioce at any hotel with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's brill made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best chuckle all day

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

You mean they don't go together like a horse & carriage???

Belief system = destroyed

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