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By (user no longer on site) OP   
38 weeks ago

In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years?

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By *aelic funMan
38 weeks ago

Carlisle Dumfries France

Couple of years ago following a prolonged al fresco session with a fb I ended up with pretty bad sunburn on my ass. She was more astute than me and steadfastly refused doggie.

And during a 69 session with another fb I ended up with a black eye after she got too carried away ??

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
38 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

Smashed my face off the side of my bed. Took a dizzy turn while doggy. Ended up with two stitches.

I also have a carpet burn mark on back of my hand.

When I go for sunbeds or sitting in the sun it never tans.

I'm going to get a small tattoo on it while on holiday.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

I blacked out when I was younger when I came. I left bite marks on a fbs nipples, she wanted me to bite them as hard as I could. I have been seeing a woman for over a year, she has been off work for nearly 6 months with a back problem that she recons I caused during sex.

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By *urd no1Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Shaggers hip,

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By *cot guy 69Man
38 weeks ago

Kirkcaldy

Fell off the bed and dislocated my finger once. In my d*unken state, decided to relocate it. Luckily I managed.

Don't try this at home

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By *illnatMan
38 weeks ago

wherever i need to be

Cracked a rib during a rather vigorous session before

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Leaned over the bed once to plug my phone in and spun around as I was pulling the covers over myself, and with a fair bit of force, elbowed the Mrs flush on the bridge of the nose. Blood everywhere. Straight to A+E...

Thankfully it wasn't broken! Never felt so sick.

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By *igboobiesCouple
38 weeks ago

Saltcoats

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By *igboobiesCouple
38 weeks ago

Saltcoats

Male here was being fucked by an ex, her on top, cock slipped out she went to grap cock to put back in but nail cut head of cock resulting in lots of blood and me passing out

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By *zeroMan
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Got cramp once. Had to pull out and stretch my leg whilst shouting. No major injuries yet thankfully.

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Spent 7 hours in A/E to get jiggle balls removed when my meet KNOWING I had them in there, pushed them further in - right to the back, including the string. I did try with a crochet hook to fish them out but it wasn’t happening.

On being asked by a nurse what the issue was… she then asked me to explain what Jiggle Balls were

I also asked for a female dr and was assured I’d get one but by the time I got a lift to the correct department the only female dr had left and I got the burliest male dr instead. The item went in the bin

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Giblets I only rememmber that at Christmas time and it had something to do with Fowl . But live is Changing . Need to look that 1 up just incase Wiki or Google has updated there Language . Everyday a School day

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By *panksspankedMan
38 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Plenty of marks and bruises all consensually received but nothing permanent.

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By *hyme2020Woman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland

Carpet burns on knees that took months to heal and also haemorrhaged mid sex and it looked like I had taken a knife to him

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Had a mishap when using a bottle of Prosecco on a woman, didn’t take the metal wrapping off fully and cut the woman inside. Only noticed when the Prosecco started changing colour.

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By *oxy RedWoman
38 weeks ago

Glasgow

Giblets! All this time I have been directing people to the wrong part!

X

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By *agnar73Man
38 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Giblets! All this time I have been directing people to the wrong part!

X"

What part do they end up at?

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By *rs grumpyWoman
38 weeks ago

motherwell


"Had a mishap when using a bottle of Prosecco on a woman, didn’t take the metal wrapping off fully and cut the woman inside. Only noticed when the Prosecco started changing colour. "

Ffs. That made me wince.

Times like this I'm glad I'm vanilla and stick to boabie only penetration.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
38 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences."
new fear unlocked

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
38 weeks ago

Usually Dundee and around

Nose bleed from a vigorous hip thrust while going down on a lady...

Blood everywhere, and initially I'm thinking is it me or you that's bleeding!

We laughed about it afterwards

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences.new fear unlocked "

Haha. Without being too crude, it was the same woman twice and she needs to change her fuckin diet.

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By *rs grumpyWoman
38 weeks ago

motherwell


"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences."

Veggie here

I could change your side parting to a middle shed or go full on baldy napper depending on my lentil intake

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By *oversfunCouple
38 weeks ago

ayrshire

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"If being farted on in the 69 position counts, then I have had 2 x near death experiences.

Veggie here

I could change your side parting to a middle shed or go full on baldy napper depending on my lentil intake "

I don't doubt you. Veggies absolutely honk. I used to eat a lot of Dhal. I can speak from experience.

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By *oversfunCouple
38 weeks ago

ayrshire


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "

Do you always tell an open forum about your meets

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years?

Do you always tell an open forum about your meets "

He's hardly disclosed anything except for a hurty finger.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
38 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "
I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .

Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
38 weeks ago

A den in the Glen


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .

Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified "

Was he that ugly?

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago

Broke my foot and 3 toes getting ready for a meet back in December. Lol..my metatarsal is still bloody sore and healing. Accidentally kicked a door frame (same foot!) at the beginning of January, setting back the healing!..lmao

Didn't stop the meet, nor the fun though. Pain kicked in (no pun intended) on the walk to the taxi. Thought I was gonna pass out!!..pmsl

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
38 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? I stood on a bottle of baby oil and it splattered all over the place so much so that he had to repaint his bedroom walls .

Another was after a meet where we had to pull over in the car for me to be sick at the side of the road I was mortified

Was he that ugly?"
funny he’s actually very handsome lol

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By (user no longer on site)
38 weeks ago


"Had a mishap when using a bottle of Prosecco on a woman, didn’t take the metal wrapping off fully and cut the woman inside. Only noticed when the Prosecco started changing colour.

Ffs. That made me wince.

Times like this I'm glad I'm vanilla and stick to boabie only penetration."

I don’t usually do things like this but it was a great experience and the woman loved it. I would do it again but be careful next time

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By *oberto7Man
38 weeks ago

Greenock

Small tattoo pmsl

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
38 weeks ago

Nowhere

Bruises for sure

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By *onderlust69Couple
38 weeks ago

Central belt


"In the deep throws of lust, I was down there wriggling about the giblets of my playmate and she’s broken my finger. It hurts.

I’ve also broken the banjo in the past leading to circumcision (this tale comes with graphic photos btw).

What other sexual mishaps/ injuries have we all experienced over the years? "

You broke your finger In her giblets? I'm more worried about her giblets than your finger x N

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