FabSwingers.com forum: Best status message of the day

By *avingabreak OP Man
over a year ago

East Ayrshire

The best status I've seen in a while.

"You wouldn’t get bored smacking my arse ? Well I wouldn’t get bored booting you in the baw sack !!"

Curvypassion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel like slapping it into a dirty slut today"

Just love how some guys speak about women

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

, ‘get hubby a drink at the bar and you get ten minutes sucking and fucking me"

From a view and er.. naw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funniest thing I’ve read today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a phoney fake and I'm a one handed cock jockey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

", ‘get hubby a drink at the bar and you get ten minutes sucking and fucking me"

From a view and er.. naw."

Also saw this one and was like "errr...wut?

" lol

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By *ingerDevil.69Man
over a year ago

Eaglesham

Just seen this one.................. "How hard is it to find a couple where the guy sucks me off and the Mrs plays with herself. I’m fuckkng hot as fuck and have 9” " Have to say with attitude like that the gent concerned will go far on here

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By *ink and CurvesWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

"Just seen this one.................. "How hard is it to find a couple where the guy sucks me off and the Mrs plays with herself. I’m fuckkng hot as fuck and have 9” " Have to say with attitude like that the gent concerned will go far on here

You know what they say; no one has the same level of confidence as a mediocre man on the internet!

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

" I don't want to beat around the bush, so does anyone want me to beat around their bush?"

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"" I don't want to beat around the bush, so does anyone want me to beat around their bush?"

That’s superb

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Not a status but a profile heading lol

I may not be much to look at but il fuck you like the government

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By *orge71Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Not a status but a profile heading lol

I may not be much to look at but il fuck you like the government"

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best message I had in a long time. Really made me chuckle .

Excuse me , are you a shark?

Because ei have some swimmers for you to swallow

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

This one made me laugh today lol

Remember it’s Mother’s Day soon to all the men masquerading as women on here. Have a great day xx"

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By *itty.kat2023Woman
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

Best? Or worst...

Guy posing in a tight tshirt holding arm up showing a bicep -

When the sleeves get filled, the fanny gets filled

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