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"Errrrrr excuse me!! You can't hire out my wife to be without giving me 15%!!!!! Thems the rules "You tell him hubby got to pay for the wedding somehow lmao | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. "Yeah her words no mine lol  | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol "MissD and leggz are the two most shy and retiring women I .............splutter cough choke......know and I won't have a bad word said about either of them  | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol
MissD and leggz are the two most shy and retiring women I .............splutter cough choke......know and I won't have a bad word said about either of them "You get them told hubby slandering us like that pmsl | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol
MissD and leggz are the two most shy and retiring women I .............splutter cough choke......know and I won't have a bad word said about either of them "Haha now u better get of the drink m8 lol !!shy and retiering my ass lol  | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol
MissD and leggz are the two most shy and retiring women I .............splutter cough choke......know and I won't have a bad word said about either of them "Now I KNOW the world has gone mad when I see shy & the Devine Miss N in the same sentence! Oh & I'm Straight!!! Pmsl. | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. Yeah her words no mine lol "Aye but we and u know better shes a maddie lol x | |||
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Now get booking them!!! I need my 15%!!! The vicar (randy tandem) is bloody high maintenance and won't do the service without payment or alcohol  | |||
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Now get booking them!!! I need my 15%!!! The vicar (randy tandem) is bloody high maintenance and won't do the service without payment or alcohol "Oh me & a man of god mentioned in the same sentence. Now I know the world is crazy. However I'll gladly be the one to give ya both away for a bottle of Morgans Spice. | |||
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"was my idea so its my 20 percent dont be trying to undercut me by seeking 15 and i am praying for the recovery of hamish the lucky bastid ,,lol " Wooooaahhh!!! Hold on a second!! It's 20% for you, 15% for me and the other 65% is up for negotiation 
Who said the ladies were getting any??? Pmsfl | |||
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"was my idea so its my 20 percent dont be trying to undercut me by seeking 15 and i am praying for the recovery of hamish the lucky bastid ,,lol Wooooaahhh!!! Hold on a second!! It's 20% for you, 15% for me and the other 65% is up for negotiation
Who said the ladies were getting any??? Pmsfl "I'm happy to relieve you if the rest. | |||
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"just been in negotiations with the pavillion theatre they are looking for a fran and anna the early years tribute band ,,,do you girls have any tartan skirts...so pmsl i couldnt resist xxxxx" no but think i know another couple who would fit the bill prefectly will pm u lol | |||
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"You get 3 guesses as to my panto "Didn't think you did panto. Thought you did the Carnival. | |||
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"i have decided to form an agency today to represent miss d and legzz they make the odd couple look even! or the golden girls look silver ,but for those in any doubt i saw them perform a captivating performance on a hamish and he is now in a care home trauma unit but you book them i get 20% agency fee and you get a free supply of brave pills and a towel coz you will piss yourself laughing or was that just my age? keep em smiling girls or my agency will be sunk lol xxx"  this is hilarious but I aint got a clue who your on about  | |||
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"Fck nearly choked on ma snakebite jacs did u really mention leggz and shy in the same sentence lol. "Oiiiii Mrs or is that Mr, what till I get me hands on use 2 | |||
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