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By *heemuffinman OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Larkhall

Whats your preferance?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
47 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Whats your preferance?"
Girth

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By *heemuffinman OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Larkhall

Any reason why? X

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
47 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

One that works?

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By *elpieandSelkieCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Girth, long and thin is just sore

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By *innietheMinx2Woman
47 weeks ago

Grampian

Girth

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By *ot Wife FifeCouple
47 weeks ago

Fife

Girth

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
47 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Any reason why? X"
it just feels better

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Girth definitely x

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By *rgoodnbadMan
47 weeks ago

greenock

A nice length, with girth, is what I've been told.

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By *heemuffinman OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Larkhall

Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol

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By *uptae SinghMan
47 weeks ago

glasgow


"Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol "

Yep, you'll be knee deep in clunge any minute now.

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By *rs grumpyWoman
47 weeks ago

motherwell


"Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol

Yep, you'll be knee deep in clunge any minute now."

Unless the clunge in question needs is knee deep.

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By *heemuffinman OP   Man
47 weeks ago

Larkhall


"Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol

Yep, you'll be knee deep in clunge any minute now.

Unless the clunge in question needs is knee deep."

Lol, yeah, sausage up a close springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Girth, length, someone who knows how to use it I guess.

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By *erlins5Man
47 weeks ago

South Fife


"Whats your preferance?Girth "

True

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
47 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Whats your preferance?Girth

True "

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By *hogun300Man
47 weeks ago

Dundee


"Looks like girths the clear favorite, glad im in the right category, lol "

Smooth

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By *bcplCouple
47 weeks ago

Aberdeenshire

Girth

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?"

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth "

Is that the test?

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth

Is that the test? "

I fecking hope not, all I use is kitchen rolls

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth

Is that the test?

I fecking hope not, all I use is kitchen rolls "

Must be murder on the arse that.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Bit off both

To thin and I don’t feel it

To short and it maybe not get past my ass cheeks

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By *asmine_23Woman
47 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Hmmmm. Bit of both. Girthy so I can feel it around the edges, but not too girthy because that’s painful. Decent size so it hits the back, but not too big because that’s also painful hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Urgh I hate these posts…..as I got neither

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Urgh I hate these posts…..as I got neither "

If it helps, I think probably the same lies about length are made about girth.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Me neither.

Teeny weeny.

Micro

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By *ueen CatWoman
47 weeks ago

fife


"Hmmmm. Bit of both. Girthy so I can feel it around the edges, but not too girthy because that’s painful. Decent size so it hits the back, but not too big because that’s also painful hahahaha"

This exactly lol

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By *uboCouple
47 weeks ago

East kilbride

Girth but hard to find lol

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By *obert_1Man
47 weeks ago

somewhere


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth

Is that the test? "

Yes, the sky remote is the length test.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth "

If that's the test first thing I passed in years pmsl

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By *enelope2UWoman
47 weeks ago

Fife

Ability... Both pointless if they don't know how to use it

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Ability... Both pointless if they don't know how to use it"

Very true where can we be assessed for performance then haha

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By *imbob85Man
47 weeks ago

inverness


"Ability... Both pointless if they don't know how to use it

Very true where can we be assessed for performance then haha"

fun to learn tho

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By *hYouNaughtyKittenWoman
47 weeks ago

Fife


"Ability... Both pointless if they don't know how to use it"

This

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By *uptae SinghMan
47 weeks ago

glasgow


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth "

What if you can fit inside a Smarties tube?

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"How do you know if you’re girthy?

Can I get a certificate from a lady person?

If your cock can’t fit inside a toilet roll it’s girth

What if you can fit inside a Smarties tube?"

Regular and not the Christmas ones?

No idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"Whats your preferance?"

Girth

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Another one for girth!

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By *assy LassieWoman
47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire

One that fits just right!

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"One that fits just right! "

Aye right Goldilocks xxx

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By *assy LassieWoman
47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx"

I do like a bear

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx"

Trees are quite girthy

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By *aven FayeWoman
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh

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By *aven FayeWoman
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"One that fits just right! "

This!

Surely Vaginas have a similar amount deviation in size. What do you gent prefer?

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By *aven FayeWoman
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"What if you can fit inside a Smarties tube?

Regular and not the Christmas ones?

No idea.

"

I'm never going to be able to look at my Christmas smarties tube in the same way.

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By *aven FayeWoman
47 weeks ago

Edinburgh


"Me neither.

Teeny weeny.

Micro

"

We can still have some fun thought

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By (user no longer on site)
47 weeks ago

Either or for me. No preference as long as they respond to what i am doing in a positive manner then i can play all day with their cock either girthy or long. Also as long as we both get desired effect and enjoy size does not matter at all x

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

I'm never going to be able to look at my Christmas smarties tube in the same way."

I do apologise

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx

I do like a bear "

Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then

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By *assy LassieWoman
47 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx

I do like a bear

Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then "

Pass on the Porridge. Spawn of the devil that stuff

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By *ags73Man
47 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx

I do like a bear

Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then

Pass on the Porridge. Spawn of the devil that stuff "

Phew, I hate having to cook at breakfast time unless it’s rolls with square, black pudding haggis and potato scone.

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By *ot - CoupleCouple
46 weeks ago

Glasgow

Both, I'm greedy

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Girth too much length hurts me

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By *rgoodnbadMan
46 weeks ago

greenock


"Either or for me. No preference as long as they respond to what i am doing in a positive manner then i can play all day with their cock either girthy or long. Also as long as we both get desired effect and enjoy size does not matter at all x"

Well put ...

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By *assy LassieWoman
46 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"One that fits just right!

Aye right Goldilocks xxx

I do like a bear

Oh I’ll have to make extra porridge then

Pass on the Porridge. Spawn of the devil that stuff

Phew, I hate having to cook at breakfast time unless it’s rolls with square, black pudding haggis and potato scone."

Mind the brown or tomato sauce

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By *mudg3rMan
46 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Playground humour(sic) used to be :

“Long and thin gets it in

Short and thick does the trick”.

Since we were all a few years from losing our virginities, I guess not too much should be read into it. lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
46 weeks ago

Girth!

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By *rsheelzCouple
45 weeks ago

Glasgow

Girth

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By *ee pandaWoman
45 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Definitely both xx

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