FabSwingers.com forum: sorry I was really d*unk

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly

Shit faced

You wake up next too the person / persons above

Your first words are

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly

Shit faced

You wake up next too the person / persons above

Your first words are

fuck off, wisnae THAT d*unk!!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly

Shit faced

You wake up next too the person / persons above

Your first words are

fuck off, wisnae THAT d*unk!!!! "

What the feck is that crutch doing up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Are those krispy kreme Dounuts

Oh sorry there your breasts

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Are those krispy kreme Dounuts

Oh sorry there your breasts

Stop nibbling my doughnuts !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are those krispy kreme Dounuts

Oh sorry there your breasts

Stop nibbling my doughnuts !!!"
lol

But there so damm tasty

Lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Budge over I'm on the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the coffee

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Where's the coffee"

Andys away to get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where's the coffee

Andys away to get it

Who ate all my friggin doughnuts ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aw that was great last nite

Did any thing happen pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aw that was great last nite

Did any thing happen pmsl

I bloody hope not !!! You weren't here when I got in bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I tied up?

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By *un-scotMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Fuck mate hope we had mmf and she's went back to her own room

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Fuck mate hope we had mmf and she's went back to her own room

Was mmmmfff and you guys loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, that explains my throbbing arse

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Ah, that explains my throbbing arse"

That wasn't me it was bru

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, that explains my throbbing arse

That wasn't me it was bru

You didn't have to use the whole can!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ouch what's that poking I'm my back

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

In not I'm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well did you.,. You no... ??

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Nooo but he did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the frying pan on !

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

How do you like your eggs

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

hard and not just my eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hard and not just my eggs

You get to wake Pictii up. I'll cower in the corner. You might want to find her coffee first...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hey sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was i snoring?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanx for a great nite

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Remind me what happened again

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Remind me what happened again

Great I'm in bed with cutie we can have a good laugh about last night then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You had the best sex of your life

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"You had the best sex of your life

Haha that was a dream

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Aw no I was loving it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I was great, how were you for me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god not again lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should have gone to specsavers lol

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

That it

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Just getting started

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well keep going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well keep going

Where was I ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have I been here before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y have you stoppem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanx for a great nite at least I dont have far to go lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

No 26 top of the road

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did we swap pants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take Irn Bru in mine ta

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By *rnstar9inMan
over a year ago

central

round 2???x

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"You go to social nite out. Get absolutetly

Shit faced

You wake up next too the person / persons above

Your first words are

Sorry officer,it won't happen again.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

ffs again how do you pair manage it everytime .................pass the millers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh god I need to stay of the shots

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

SHIT!!! Cant remember if he was any good or not.............

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

How did we end up in this bed?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man your hairy

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Man your hairy

Lol

Take your eye patch and leave me and _riendly foe alone together

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Me.can I put my hand between those pillows

Andy. Those arnt pillows

Lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bru. get back up the bed, that's my knees you are poking!!

And, get the tatties peeled x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Wendy! I'm sorry, but I had to undress you before helping you into my bed...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Good morning Wendy! I'm sorry, but I had to undress you before helping you into my bed...

Thank you sweetie, can I have another of your t-shirts before you run me home xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for last nite Wendy the sex was awesome pmsl

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

were they ur boxers on the light shade

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Heather thats the best sex av had since the nite before lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Bru, take _eather's bra off your head!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Bloody hell Wendy!! That was some night!!! Can you ask the kountess to move those crutches so we can all go again please

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Wekk theres kinky sex and kinky sex but that beats the lot

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Thanks _eather, now if only I can find Steve the pirate eye patch we can go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

It wasn't a broom handle - it was _muma's bloody crutch!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol

wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol

wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!

That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol

wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!

That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar

So are we going again or are you doing _muma's painting??

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"GET THE BROOM HANDLE OOT MA BACK!! Lol

wisnae a broom.. gie's ma hoover back!!!!

That was lost when you used it years ago along with the Marie Celeste, Lord Lucan and Shergar

Shergar's alive and kicking about tesco.... now piss off and drown in that bath!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

We've been in bed all day!! Don't you think it's one for you two to get ready and go out????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"We've been in bed all day!! Don't you think it's one for you two to get ready and go out????

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Errrrr can we do it again cause i cant remember a god damn thing lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was the best sex av had since _eather

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Hey i dont know what your smirking at your brother was much better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite

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nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite

nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back

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lol

How rude

Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite

Is that teeth marks on your breasts

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite

nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back

lol

How rude

Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite

Is that teeth marks on your breasts

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no thats not my boobs its actually mt ass ..ffs put the lights on lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Can we go again cant remember a think from last nite

nah make sure you dont slam the door on the way out and mind send your brother back

lol

How rude

Dreamt I was eating giant marshmallows last nite

Is that teeth marks on your breasts

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no thats not my boobs its actually mt ass ..ffs put the lights on lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

fantasic social as always hun x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"fantasic social as always hun x"
il say the after party and how we got here was even better than the social

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

It always is when its me, you, dessert and 9 others!!

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

opps sorry for the scratch marks..hehe!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"opps sorry for the scratch marks..hehe!"
I told you hubby we'd get her as the filling in our sandwich sooner or later he he he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is this a double bed

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

well it was better than the bunk bed last time ffs kept on gettin pushed out with that broom handle in my back and i did say back thats me bein polite

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

tea or coffee _eather? missd is having coffee, and I think temptress wants coffee too, cutie's having coffee s well and bru is having more rum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arrrr more r.um arrr

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Someone mention coffee

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Someone mention coffee

Mmmmm cutie, coffee. What could be better?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Someone mention coffee

Mmmmm cutie, coffee. What could be better?

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oi i said i wanted my eggs unfertilisd

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

tea for me and a boiled egg nice and hard anything else getting offered thats hard am yer wumman

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Brekkie for both of you then

Then we can eat eggs and toast

(I haven't fertilised any eggs for a few years

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Brekkie for both of you then

Then we can eat eggs and toast

(I haven't fertilised any eggs for a few years

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soft n runny for me please baby coffee no sugar

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

No problem sexy. What about the bridesmaids??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"No problem sexy. What about the bridesmaids??

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I dunno about the brides maids darling but i know the grooms men left earlie ..opppps didnt u know they were here too lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Didn't really notice them with all you ladies here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We need to stop meeting like this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll buy 10 of whatever you slipped in my drink.

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