FabSwingers.com forum: Twin names

By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Right, so I have a little dilemma

(I am expecting LOADS of rude replies but maybe one or two clean ones too lol)

My kids have bullied their mum into agreeing to get a dog. Fine. No problem. Not me walking it lol. Dad has to buy it!! Then they decide they want two!!! The ex agrees and lucky for dad he negotiates mates rates with a friend whose dog gave birth to 5 gorgeous lab pups yesterday

But!!!!!!

The kids what to call them :

Mickey and Minnie (they are both going to be boys!!)

Spongebob and squidward

Come here and Oi you (eldest son)

Blondie and blackie (ones golden and ones black)

Gaga and googoo (I've no bloody idea!!)

What would you call them?????

I like Richie and Eddie myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and victor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lizzie and Phil the Greek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack and victor

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By *olly Gentle GiantMan
over a year ago

Glenrothes

Come Here Ya Bitch

AND

Fook Aff Ya Bwbag

Oh sorry this is the name the dog thread - meant to post in "Names dogs call their Owners".

names for dogs???

Jack n Victor sounds good.

Duke n Prince

Wonky n Wongy (my nephews hamsters)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beavis and butthead

After my two fab mates

Lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I liked zig and zag too but that got vetoed lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Smirnoff n jackD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shuggie and duggie

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Latte n expresso

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ebony and ivory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jed and Ward

Jet and spark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte n expresso

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lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hewy and Dewey

Furry and peter

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ebony and ivory

this! or Jack and Victor xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or Nawty and nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

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you'll be naughty then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

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ah of course she is a bit naughty. But no were near your naughtyNess last nite

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

ah of course she is a bit naughty. But no were near your naughtyNess last nite

Lol

Well a girl needs to get nawty sometimes

I can't be an angel all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

ah of course she is a bit naughty. But no were near your naughtyNess last nite

Lol

Well a girl needs to get nawty sometimes

I can't be an angel all the time

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you are naughty and may need disciplined

In the veg aisle in Morrisons

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

ah of course she is a bit naughty. But no were near your naughtyNess last nite

Lol

Well a girl needs to get nawty sometimes

I can't be an angel all the time

you are naughty and may need disciplined

In the veg aisle in Morrisons

Lmao"

Well i bet those cucumbers are better than that crappy vibrator I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl your nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl your nuts

I don't have any nuts - thats why I'm eying up yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right, so I have a little dilemma

(I am expecting LOADS of rude replies but maybe one or two clean ones too lol)

But!!!!!!

The kids what to call them :

Mickey and Minnie (they are both going to be boys!!)

Spongebob and squidward

Come here and Oi you (eldest son)

Blondie and blackie (ones golden and ones black)

Gaga and googoo (I've no bloody idea!!)

What would you call them?????

I like Richie and Eddie myself

hw abt cracker n jack? lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl your nuts

I don't have any nuts - thats why I'm eying up yours

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I no your horny couple but come on

Al pop round with some new batteries

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pmsl your nuts

I don't have any nuts - thats why I'm eying up yours

I no your horny couple but come on

Al pop round with some new batteries

Lol"

hope there duracell......they lst longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's batteries in it it just won't work

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Hewy and Dewey

Furry and peter

Lol

That took longer than I thought from you!!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"or Nawty and nice

you'll be naughty then

I was thinking more of Andy's wife to be - thought it would make him giggle

Then it would be nawty and furry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's batteries in it it just won't work

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tell you wot why dont I pop round you can use the one I have attached

Mo proabs

Lol

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

what about turner and hooch ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's batteries in it it just won't work

tell you wot why dont I pop round you can use the one I have attached

Mo proabs

Lol

If only I wasn't on my way to work

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

ohh what about mo and farrah ?

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By *herrypopper69Woman
over a year ago

aberdeen

Wouldn't get two if not experienced dog owners. Cute puppies are really hard work. Like having another child. And you shouldn't get two from same litter! They tend to bond with each other not owner and sibling rivalry can escalate into fights when they start becoming sexually mature. Sorry not topic of thread but think this needs more thought than just what to call them.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Who needs batteries???? Just use the real thing

Oh, are we having an orgy in morrisons veg aisle later or what?????

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Wouldn't get two if not experienced dog owners. Cute puppies are really hard work. Like having another child. And you shouldn't get two from same litter! They tend to bond with each other not owner and sibling rivalry can escalate into fights when they start becoming sexually mature. Sorry not topic of thread but think this needs more thought than just what to call them. "

Thanks but we have both had dogs for years and list our last one to cancer three years ago. She's had labs before and we had bigger dogs too. It's taken so long to get another as my little girl was still young and we wanted to wait til she was old enough to understand what having a dog means plus we've waited over a year for pups from this bitch specifically as her pups have all been fantastic and in great demand.

But it's nice that someone cares and I Thankyou for our concern x

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Hawdit and doddit

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