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What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
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"I'm just tits on leg's, I'm not funny or charming so yeah just tits" Love it
And you do know what the best thing about tits are though, don't you?
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"My beard" Aye - but where exactly is your beard? Could be a deal breaker, just saying... Or a kink niche I suppose..? | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too " "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx | |||
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"My left index finger " OK - so what's so special about it?  | |||
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"My left index finger OK - so what's so special about it? "Haha just looks amazing | |||
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"My forum humour….duh "Great pic btw... But. Do. You. Take. Steroids? Just thought I'd ask mucker xx  | |||
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"My left index finger OK - so what's so special about it?
Haha just looks amazing "Is it bigger or smaller than your "John Doe", though? "The old fella?" "The family jewels?" "Ma big, bouncy boaby?" Be honest. From my own personal experience, plenty women have told me size simply doesn't matter. But I'm a lovely guy. Here's a taxi number  | |||
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"My forum humour….duh
Great pic btw...
But.
Do.
You.
Take.
Steroids?
Just thought I'd ask mucker xx
"Sadly. I. Have. A. Neurological. Condition. That. Would. Get. Much. Worse. With. Steroids. So, negative on that x | |||
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands. And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine." Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!? ...Shagger!!! ...I bet you have plenty veri's then? | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx " Why thank you ! | |||
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"My forum humour….duh
Great pic btw...
But.
Do.
You.
Take.
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Just thought I'd ask mucker xx
Sadly.
I.
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Neurological.
Condition.
That.
Would.
Get.
Much.
Worse.
With.
Steroids.
So, negative on that x"I'm 100% straight btw... but given the right - or wrong - circumstances, I could maybe lick those abs mate
On a serious note, PM me ( if ya want): genuinely interested in the neurological thing  | |||
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"I have an 8 inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears "So... You're Gene Simmons from the (hilarious) band 'Kiss' then, aren't you? Welcome back to Fab Gene...it's been TOO long! | |||
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands. And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine. Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!? ...Shagger!!! ...I bet you have plenty veri's then? "Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven. | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! " How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch "Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it  | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too " Those compliments on your eyes must be from other women as there’s no guys on here who look at a woman’s eyes while talking to them. | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "Really? Naw!!! How's about then... 'Ariola Grande... and... Ted Fundy' (not sure if everyone will get that, but it is a goodie... | |||
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands. And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine. Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!? ...Shagger!!! ...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven."I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers... ...Are utter shite. Right? | |||
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs. I try to think I’m a nice person too! "Eyes. Boobs? I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think | |||
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"I must have quite a nice back as I’m always hearing people say there glad to see the back of me ""Highland_Guy_007"... From a straight guy though (me)... ya gotta nice looking cock. But it does look a bit bendy. Do you lose it sometimes? On the 'A" roads? | |||
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"No idea but folk seem to get on with me." Are you sure about that? | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it "You always have THE best usernames | |||
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"My big… blue eyes "I think... ...your... big...blue... eyes... Might be.. Perfect xx Well done you! Strong genetics! | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames "I make trees look sexy | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames
I make trees look sexy "Hahaha... But seriously mucker, bet ye can't get as much wood | |||
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"...Or attribute? A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs
What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx"Champion scone eater! | |||
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs. I try to think I’m a nice person too!
Eyes. Boobs?
I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think "I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too "Spready Mercury..." I absolutely love your username xx Why thank you ! How about we make the perfect couple then? 'Fanny Lennox' and K*nt Russell'? I'll be 'Fanny' - natch
Fanny Lennox is ma previous name ye cannae have it
You always have THE best usernames
I make trees look sexy "Tree-mendously sexy | |||
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"...Or attribute? A bit of fun on a freezing Tuesday, still in winter - obvs
What is your unique selling point?
In real life, on Fab, physically, emotionally, at a meet? Etcetera etcetera...
What gets YOU to your holy glory hole?
I'll start:
I have a face like crushed walnuts. In a used condom. That's just been run over.
But apparently I can be quite charming! Sometimes, but maybe not often enough...
So, over to you - Go
Most creative gets a free trip down south. To Cunthorpe xx
Champion scone eater!" | |||
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"I think probably my eyes or my boobs. I try to think I’m a nice person too!
Eyes. Boobs?
I'm a middle-aged mother- fck-ur... and I'VE got them too. 'Moobs' really...
Are you REALLY a nice person though?!?
Let's be honest. We're all friends here. I think
I think you would need to ask some of my friends who have met me the answer to that
"'Shy_Me_2020...' Never mind yer friends, OK?. What do YOU think YOUR fave charactaristics/attribute or physical feature are? On Fab? In real life?  | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx" Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying "Pretty much lol ?? xx | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx"Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year "What can I say... its a talent lol xx | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx"It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx
It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money "My purse is usually in there too lol xx | |||
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"For me it's either my eyes or boobs but mainly my boobs as I can hide things under them or carry stuff under them lol ?? xx Handy for smuggling drink into festivals is that what your saying
Pretty much lol ?? xx
Have a friend who does this pretty amazing how much she smuggled into bloodstock last year
What can I say... its a talent lol xx
It’s a good talent definitely jealous saves a fortune on drink money
My purse is usually in there too lol xx"Stop it your just showing off now | |||
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"I’m definitely better from the neck down " All the way down or are your feet ugly too? I only say as I tend to say that about myself | |||
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"I have very aestheticly pleasing hands. And an extensive knowledge of Italian wine. Good hands AND an expert in Italian wine?!? ...Shagger!!! ...I bet you have plenty veri's then?
Sadly not, most of the ladies on here seem to prefer pints of Belhaven.
I'm truly sorry to hear that mucker: as we all know, Belhaven boozers...
...Are utter shite. Right? "Yes, I only frequent gastro pubs and wine bars, to make sure I'm the most alpha man in the room. | |||
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"My big… blue eyes "Well Mrs I would say everything about you is unique, your personality, your wit, your beauty and your skill at diffusing arguments on the forums xx | |||
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"My eyes tend to get the odd comment so I'll go with that." Im not surprised | |||
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"I'm as subtle as a baseball bat to the head. I play it straight, take it or leave it. I'm not everyone's cuppa tea, and not everyone is mine" Same here...
Although if I'm in the mood, I do enjoy offending the occasional snowflake | |||
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"My bitch stare apparently. Tell us more "You've got lovely brown eyes actually. I've been called "The Ice Maiden " on many a night out. | |||
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"My bitch stare apparently. Tell us more
You've got lovely brown eyes actually.
I've been called "The Ice Maiden " on many a night out."Why thank you, lovely thing to say xx Although they're hazel | |||
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"My Height " So you're about 3 free tall then? Or 8 and a half? | |||
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"My big… blue eyes
Well Mrs I would say everything about you is unique, your personality, your wit, your beauty and your skill at diffusing arguments on the forums xx"Awww you’re a sweetie not just in name CG thank ya  | |||
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"My Height So you're about 3 free tall then? Or 8 and a half? "I sometimes think it would be more practical at 3ft but in 6ft 5 and it seems to get the attention | |||
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"My ability to rip the pish oot of GlasgowHorsey. Loves ya Eeyore " | |||
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"I’m going to jump on the ‘my legs’ bandwagon " | |||
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"I genuinely haven't a clue. Someone told me I had a nice arse. So perhaps my best features are behind me. Boom boom....I'll see myself out ..." Well it’s not your patter
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"Supposedly my eyes. " Well they're straight. That's always a plus on here. | |||
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"Enough false modesty.... My clunge." | |||
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"You'll find mine in the top half of my torso... my heart of gold obviously "You have some set of ….. eyes on you alright | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too " You do have beautiful eyes! | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too You do have beautiful eyes!" Thanks | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too You do have beautiful eyes! Thanks "Auch your eyes are Ok x | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too You do have beautiful eyes! Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x"Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too You do have beautiful eyes! Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x
Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real "I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants
Love ya loads and you know it | |||
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"Probably my straight talking , you'll always know where you stand with me , get a few compliments on my eyes and lips too You do have beautiful eyes! Thanks
Auch your eyes are Ok x
Lol cheers horsey can always count on you tae keep it real
I just spat my tea out laughing all over my stringed pants
Love ya loads and you know it "Stringed pants ..along as its no a string vest eh | |||
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"Being a giy who loves himself and others have told me since i was 18yrs old. And proven by so many guys Bi and gay .it was my Arse pic so am sure it says it all "Nice one, but what is a "giy?": Is this another gender I have to be ok with in 2024?! | |||
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"My ass. Oh wait, I have no ass! My sense of humour. Nope don't have one if those. Being a bitch.. yup.. being a bitch.. that's my attribute.. "Tee-Hee | |||
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"I have massive tits and very sexually submissive. "You certainly have | |||
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