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 Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
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You can be as naughty as you want just read the rules first so you don't get a forum ban lol
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one "Don't believe a word she says lol she just wants a coffee and doughnut all the time lol enjoy your time on forum  | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one
Don't believe a word she says lol she just wants a coffee and doughnut all the time lol enjoy your time on forum "Yeah nick, cutie is the one who leads us all astray!!  | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one
Don't believe a word she says lol she just wants a coffee and doughnut all the time lol enjoy your time on forum
Yeah nick, cutie is the one who leads us all astray!! "She's got us all queuing at Krispy Kreme all day everyday and Andy at a Costa outlet pmsl | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one
Don't believe a word she says lol she just wants a coffee and doughnut all the time lol enjoy your time on forum
Yeah nick, cutie is the one who leads us all astray!!
She's got us all queuing at Krispy Kreme all day everyday and Andy at a Costa outlet pmsl "We've even got special 'I love cutie' badges which get us discounts on her favourite things | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one
Don't believe a word she says lol she just wants a coffee and doughnut all the time lol enjoy your time on forum
Yeah nick, cutie is the one who leads us all astray!!
She's got us all queuing at Krispy Kreme all day everyday and Andy at a Costa outlet pmsl
We've even got special 'I love cutie' badges which get us discounts on her favourite things "Pmsl | |||
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"Welcome nick enjoy the forums...im the quiet one always sitting in the corner come say hi sometime "Oh yeah - deffo the quiet one! ( walks away whistling innocently ) | |||
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"Thanks everyone!! I've made a mental note that Cutie is no
Nick "Pfft I take back my fabs then | |||
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"You lot are all just meanies.... If even one of you had brought me a Krispy Kreme I wouldn't have to mention it again!! I just want 1 to try is that too much to ask "I've offered | |||
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"Morning nick. Nice to see you
You can be as naughty as you want just read the rules first so you don't get a forum ban lol
But join in and feel free to start some trouble lol "wot rules I never knew bout Rules were are they | |||
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"You lot are all just meanies.... If even one of you had brought me a Krispy Kreme I wouldn't have to mention it again!! I just want 1 to try is that too much to ask "I'm in the queue lol | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one "lol | |||
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"Hello and welcome to the madhouse .... I'm the sensible one lol "More of a playground mate but welcome anyway you will get to no US. We got celebritys 007 . Weatherman pirates Dounut lovers. Enjoy and be as naughty as you want | |||
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"Hello Scotland!!!!! my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "Ah, we meet again naughty Nick....have fun | |||
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here! Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out "yeah I think you no which one | |||
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And Kink, I'll try | |||
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"Hello and welcome. I don't eat cake and only join in on the serious subject. Can you drive an ambulance? " She's fibbing, she doesn't require an ambulance, just an A&E department | |||
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"Hello and welcome. I don't eat cake and only join in on the serious subject. Can you drive an ambulance? She's fibbing, she doesn't require an ambulance, just an A&E department "Ha ha, more like the whole hospital... | |||
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here! Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out "cakes coffee and coyness nope...dirty fun chats n sex hell yeah | |||
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here! Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out cakes coffee and coyness nope...dirty fun chats n sex hell yeah "Wooooooooohooooooooo | |||
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"I've read the rules now ..... I have to be a good boy and follow them, I never even park in the wrong place ........ but there is scope to be a little nawty in here! Talking about things like that guys, is it me or do the ladies that frequent here seem have a bit of a reputation ....... for cakes, coffee and coyness? Then again I think I can scrub one of those out cakes coffee and coyness nope...dirty fun chats n sex hell yeah
Wooooooooohooooooooo "mwahhhhhhhhhh | |||
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"Hello Scotland!!!!! my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "Welcome Nick. Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol! | |||
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"Hello Scotland!!!!! my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick
Welcome Nick.
Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!"Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol | |||
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"Welcome Nick. Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol "Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. | |||
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"Welcome Nick. Who is making the tea & cracking open the chocky biscuits? I'm really the quiet one Nick. I don't have a lot to say about myself. Lol!Gags this guy and sits him in the corner lol
Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. "lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse | |||
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse "Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol! | |||
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!"Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol | |||
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol "You just love me. End of. | |||
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol
You just love me. End of."shhhhh Andy doesnt know that please dont tell him | |||
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"Now now you two don't scare away the fresh meat .... Oops I mean newbie "Cutie im no so sure he is actually fresh meat | |||
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"Now now you two don't scare away the fresh meat .... Oops I mean newbie "What fresh meat? Is it horse meat? | |||
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"Huh, I might've guessed the Devine Miss N would butt in with a gag joke. lmao me making gagging n butt jokes yer arse
Leave my ass alone Miss N if ya know what's good for you. Lol!Mmmmmmmmi luv it when u speak to me in that tone lol
You just love me. End of.shhhhh Andy doesnt know that please dont tell him "lol | |||
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"Now now you two don't scare away the fresh meat .... Oops I mean newbie Cutie im no so sure he is actually fresh meat "Well fresh in the forums then | |||
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"Fresh or no fresh... We always welcome folk.... Xx" Welcome to Edinburgh | |||
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"Sorry nick. (Slips dad hat on) you 4 behave!!! Or else nick won't want to come back!!!! (Slips perv hat back on and strolls off whistling) "Well he's gonna have to learn not to start a thread then disappear
You know how "they" like to hijack threads | |||
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"Sorry nick. (Slips dad hat on) you 4 behave!!! Or else nick won't want to come back!!!! (Slips perv hat back on and strolls off whistling)
Well he's gonna have to learn not to start a thread then disappear
You know how "they" like to hijack threads "Maybe he's 'busy' | |||
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"Sorry nick. (Slips dad hat on) you 4 behave!!! Or else nick won't want to come back!!!! (Slips perv hat back on and strolls off whistling)
Well he's gonna have to learn not to start a thread then disappear
You know how "they" like to hijack threads
Maybe he's 'busy' "Maybe he working no skiving like the rest of us lol | |||
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"Sorry nick. (Slips dad hat on) you 4 behave!!! Or else nick won't want to come back!!!! (Slips perv hat back on and strolls off whistling) "Awww Da we were being NICE! | |||
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx" Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving. | |||
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"I'm just perving inbetween working "Hahaha... Would be interesting if you did while working haha x | |||
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving." Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon | |||
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"I never perve "Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ | |||
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving. Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon" Aww ta dude. See Miss N another one that is concerned for my well being. (Yes, I am goin to the Doc at 5 so stop nagging me Ma & Da!) | |||
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"I never perve
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ "Ma/The Divine Miss N calls it her duty. LOL | |||
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"I never perve
You're so funny. "oi cheeky | |||
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"I never perve
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ "im an Admirer | |||
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"I never perve
You're so funny. oi cheeky "Heehee... I know ya love me. (Ohh & so does Furry) Lol! | |||
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"Are we really skiving?? That's bad lol very very naughty indeed! Xx But hey, naughty is good lol so somebody stop meeee xx Nope, I'm at home unwell. Tomorrow I'm skivving. Sorry to hear your not well... Best wishes hope you get better soon Aww ta dude. See Miss N another one that is concerned for my well being. (Yes, I am goin to the Doc at 5 so stop nagging me Ma & Da!)" im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol | |||
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"I never perve
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ im an Admirer "An admirer that's cool, love it lol from today onwards ill be one too xx | |||
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"I never perve
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ im an Admirer
An admirer that's cool, love it lol from today onwards ill be one too xx"  come sit in my cosy wee corner and we can admire together then lol | |||
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"I never perve
Really!? Have they started calling it something else :-/ im an Admirer
An admirer that's cool, love it lol from today onwards ill be one too xx come sit in my cosy wee corner and we can admire together then lol "I can do that! I'll be assistant admirer xx | |||
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol "Yes I have (on both counts). | |||
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol
Yes I have (on both counts)."I may be you da but I'm not holding that son!! | |||
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"im coming to hold your ermmmm ermmmmm hand ....and i hope you've changed ur underwear and washed behind ur ears young lad lol
Yes I have (on both counts).
I may be you da but I'm not holding that son!! "Manners to wait till yer asked Furry. Lmao! | |||
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I'd love to say I'm a mature, bit of hung English beef ....... think the hung bit would be stretching it though
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"Look at that, off you go do a bit of shopping, mooch around the shops and whilst your backs turned ........ wham bam talking about you like your just out of the abattoir!!
I'd love to say I'm a mature, bit of hung English beef ....... think the hung bit would be stretching it though
"Welcome home Nick. We amused ourselves while ya were off shopping. Did ya get milk while ya were out? Oh & we might be out of biscuits too. Lol | |||
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"An open packet is an empty packet ..... but if anyone wants a cuppa, just pop in " mao. We say the same in this house but not about biscuits! Pmsl. | |||
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"Biscuits .... not in my house!!!!! An open packet is an empty packet ..... but if anyone wants a cuppa, just pop in "Got any doughnuts for us?? | |||
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"Put the kettle on. I'll be back after my Doctor visit. Miss N shall I get more cakes?" Don't be late!!!!!!! (Let me know how you get on) | |||
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"Put the kettle on. I'll be back after my Doctor visit. Miss N shall I get more cakes? Don't be late!!!!!!! (Let me know how you get on) "Ok donuts & cakes. I'm going, I'm going. Let me go get ready!!!! | |||
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"No Krispy Kremes, some Cutie I believe has the monopoly on munching them? " FFS - ok. Cakes, Donuts, Krispy Kreme... | |||
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"Put the kettle on. I'll be back after my Doctor visit. Miss N shall I get more cakes? Don't be late!!!!!!! (Let me know how you get on)
Ok donuts & cakes. I'm going, I'm going. Let me go get ready!!!!"JUST LOG OFF!!!! | |||
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"No Krispy Kremes, some Cutie I believe has the monopoly on munching them? " Ahem.... I've never even had one yet!!! | |||
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"Cutie, think there's some donut just by the edge of your lips, wipe it away ........ oh hang on it wasn't donut it was bull do do "In fairness, I don't think it was either . I'm pretty sure cutie is waiting for doughnuts from me | |||
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"Hello Scotland!!!!! my first time here; the room/forums, not the land Thought I'd just say hi. I'll try not to be too naughty in here in case I'm told off
Nick "Fairly new to the forums myself mate, but no-one has bitten me yet, so they can't be ALL bad LOL! | |||
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" Nick Fairly new to the forums myself mate, but no-one has bitten me yet, so they can't be ALL bad LOL!" Scotty, you've been here over a week & not so much as put the kettle on. You're practically part of the soft furnishings now. | |||
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"Hey im the mrs I pop in now and again enjoy the madnesr with the box of monkeys "Technically, it's a gaggle of monkeys I think | |||
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"Technically, it's a troop of monkeys, I know! "Lets be honest your all as mad as a box of frogs | |||
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"Technically, it's a troop of monkeys, I know!
Lets be honest your all as mad as a box of frogs "Join the club Queen Frog lol | |||
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