FabSwingers.com forum: The £10 date

By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

ok you only have £10 to take the person above on a date,where would you go and how would you spend the £10?

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Well I guess a travel lodge is out huh nice run to a country pub couple of drinks nice walk then a snog in back of the car ?

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

ok a wee tour roon the art galleries then a nip into poundland 3 cans of bru for a quid , some crisps, chocolate. thats 3 qiud gone then transport museum then into mcdonalds for a savers beef burger a coffee or a hot chocolate that leaves two qiud left to pay yer bus fare home ,,lol xxxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fish supper and a bottle of vino

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By *over-manMan
over a year ago

motherwell

wendy a big mac for you

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

£10 will buy a fair amount of raw ingredients, so I'd nip down to telcos, get some mozzarella to tear, have all the rest of pizza-making ingredients in the house, and I can whip up a nice cake from what I've got in the cupboard apart from some fresh cream so just need a couple of bottles of wine and the double-cream, so voila, home cooked pizza with italian salami and chorizzo, cake with freshly-whipped cream and fresh raspberries, and if that doesn't charm your knickers off, a couple of bottles of wine usually does the trick...

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

I should add, it was Wendy I had above me when I hit reply, spent too long typing! Sorry _over-man, you get feck all.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"I should add, it was Wendy I had above me when I hit reply, spent too long typing! Sorry _over-man, you get feck all."

pmsl... I don't eat cake!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish suppers bottle of Vimto keep enough fir bus fares, back of the bus wee snog quick grope jobs a good un lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"£10 will buy a fair amount of raw ingredients, so I'd nip down to telcos, get some mozzarella to tear, have all the rest of pizza-making ingredients in the house, and I can whip up a nice cake from what I've got in the cupboard apart from some fresh cream so just need a couple of bottles of wine and the double-cream, so voila, home cooked pizza with italian salami and chorizzo, cake with freshly-whipped cream and fresh raspberries, and if that doesn't charm your knickers off, a couple of bottles of wine usually does the trick...

No offence Wendy, but I want the pizza and cake!!!!!!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Do one Andy, pizza is mine. You just want to suck the salami

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No offence Wendy, but I want the pizza and cake!!!!!!!

Oi person above 10 pound date hello Andy

Am waiting

Proabally Pocket the 10 miserable Sod

Pmsl

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

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By *ir laugh a lotMan
over a year ago

glasgow

and here i was offering culture and all you lot want is a pizza ..;p;

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Can't dae cultyur on an empty stomach Robert....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

beat it, I'm a greedy feck and need feeding up. Its my pizza and my loving...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date"

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

beat it, I'm a greedy feck and need feeding up. Its my pizza and my loving...

How about if I bring garlic bread AND dessert?? Can I have a slice then??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???

"
A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???

A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx

Just an M?? What about an A?? Lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???

A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx

"
oppps should read M n S meal lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"OK Wendy, just pizza and lovin' for you then...

woopwoop, I'm getting me some loving!!! Ya feckin wee dancer

Can't we share Wendy? I don't want to suck salami

. I'd rather share with you and picti

Am getting you nuthing you got me jack on our last date

LLF... Jack says "Hi"

Was that jack sparrow you got from pirate Steve Wendy???

A cosy nite in with an M n meal for 2 and a bottle of vino xxx

oppps should read M n S meal lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? "
20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

buckie??? Boak...

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

buckie??? Boak... "

A tenner is no where near enough lol. That wouldn't even cover a decent couple of bottles of wine lol. Or flowers. (I could nick some out of someone's garden........hmmmm)

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

buckie??? Boak...

A tenner is no where near enough lol. That wouldn't even cover a decent couple of bottles of wine lol. Or flowers. (I could nick some out of someone's garden........hmmmm)

But if people joined forces then what an evening!!!

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By *ohn890Man
over a year ago

glasgow

Condoms £10 worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

buckie??? Boak... "
aw come on a chilled first

Especially hunni

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

buckie??? Boak... "

I notice she only turned down the Buckie though Steve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asda for 2 bottles of wine at 3.33 each, packet of condoms with rest (just incase) then back to mine for dvd and drink the wine

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ffs, whats with this buying condoms nonsense.... Get them for free at the GUM clinic and buy another bottle of wine.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Ffs, whats with this buying condoms nonsense.... Get them for free at the GUM clinic and buy another bottle of wine.

Says the wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like words of wisdom to me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Aye, no as green as I'm cabbage looking!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Aye, no as green as I'm cabbage looking!

You don't look like a cabbage! I don't like cabbage!! I do like peas though lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Aye, no as green as I'm cabbage looking!

You don't look like a cabbage! I don't like cabbage!! I do like peas though lol

mushy!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Aye, no as green as I'm cabbage looking!

You don't look like a cabbage! I don't like cabbage!! I do like peas though lol

mushy!!!

Soft

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Christ forum hijack again Grrrr get your own bloody posts you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doon the park two bridies fae greggs

6 cans super lager a wee cuddle up the road

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Doon the park two bridies fae greggs

6 cans super lager a wee cuddle up the road

"
Very classy but will take more than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Doon the park two bridies fae greggs

6 cans super lager a wee cuddle up the road

Very classy but will take more than that

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wot if I throw in a krispy kreme dounout

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Doon the park two bridies fae greggs

6 cans super lager a wee cuddle up the road

Very classy but will take more than that

wot if I throw in a krispy kreme dounout

Have you actually got the doughnuts?????

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"Doon the park two bridies fae greggs

6 cans super lager a wee cuddle up the road

Very classy but will take more than that

wot if I throw in a krispy kreme dounout

"
Nope

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Did someone mention doughnuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone mention doughnuts

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Jesus you never miss that do you

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well I've been working all day.... Missed all the forum chat

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

"Well I've been working all day.... Missed all the forum chat

Good thats just as well cos your gettin 20 regal and a can o' kestrel....hunni

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

An M&S meal for a tenner and a cosy night in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would need more than a tenner

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Would need more than a tenner

You sure would.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Romantic bugger, eh Andy.... Garlic bread?????? 20 snout bottle buckfast easy

Lol

You robbin the shop like.....i'd love to see you get 20 fags and a bottle buckie for a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving

That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...

Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?

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By *akedninjaMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

£10 worth of Willy wonka's chocolate and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving

That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...

Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?

Nobody said it had to be in March!!

And is that a no then?

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I'd need to cheat and do an M&S meal deal for a tenner, DVD and then see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&S meal.

Can buy the ingredients and cook the damn thing for less.

Could go into supermarket and buy ingredients for sauce.

Friday night I invite lady round for dinner. Lasagne and GLASS of wine

Saturday evening invite another lady round. Still got enough sauce for Spag Bol, or re-heat what's left of the Lasagne (I always cook to much) and the remainder of the wine.........I don't drink.

Two dates and I guarantee I still have enough change for a bag of chips and a bottle of Bru

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving

That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...

Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?

Nobody said it had to be in March!!

And is that a no then?

For you? No. Anytime and anywhere as long as we don't get arrested.

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over a year ago

"I'd buy ingredients and make up a basket then head to the beach for a moonlight picnic and some outdoor loving

That's good, then the other person's tenner can be used to get you both to hospital with pneumonia...

Outdoors fun is all well and good in summer (apart frae the midges), but in March? You oota ya box?

Nobody said it had to be in March!!

And is that a no then?

For you? No. Anytime and anywhere as long as we don't get arrested.

I've never been arrested yet

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By *ikerbob1957Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

£10 of petrol in the tank and get lady friend on back of bike. Enough fuel to get to the coast for a walk along the beach then home again.

Possibly enough left for a bag of chips!!

Who says I don't know how to give a lady a good time?

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