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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just heard myself last nite saying to my son

Close that door you dont live in a barn

Got me thinking bout things your

Mum/dad said to you when you were young

Like eat your fish it's good for your brain lol

Wots your best ones

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

There are far too many to list them lmao

It was when I first said a real 'dad' thing to my eldest when he was young - then I realised I was finally an adult lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There are far too many to list them lmao

It was when I first said a real 'dad' thing to my eldest when he was young - then I realised I was finally an adult lol

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an adulthood the memories

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop moaning about school "there the best days of your life"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If your bored go clean your room

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Mum: I heard that

me: I didn't say anything

mum: no, but you were thinking it

me (to self in my head): she's a fuckin mind reader now

mum: yes I am and stop swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother: I'll take my hand off your jaw

Me : It's not the taking the hand off, its the sudden impact slightly before it that bothers me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Don't come running to me if you fall and break your legs...

So feckin true. 3 months on crutches and the fuckin witch hasn't even visited!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they'll be tears before bed time......

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'll give you something to cry for...

Wtf's that one about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what part of no dont u understand

i dont care who started it

because i said so thats why

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ex hub: there's no such word as cannae

Bairn: what about a cannae juice dad?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mum:do you want a clip round the ear

Kid: like yeah your really going to say yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The older you get the faster the years pass.

How true is this !!

Children should be seen and not heard was another one .. which may I add I hated as Ive always had too much to say lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

My mum used to say the older you get there only six months in a year I never understood that but I do now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop playing with that it'll fall off lol

If you sit to close to the tv your eyes will go square

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Stop playing with that it'll fall off lol

and if it doesn't fall off, you'll go blind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop drinking out the bottle, I got that a lot lol

The phones or door goes and everyone's looking at each other saying its not going to be for me and no one answers it

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By *eaisgreenMan
over a year ago

Aberdour

i had a habit of putting my hand down my trousers as a kid andnothings changed i suppose....

my mother used to say it was the cheapest toy any boy could ever have!!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh god I think I've said all of them to my boy

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

They have all made me laugh. I find myself saying a good few of those things another one is.

Kid: Ive lost my .......

Mum: where did you last leave it

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Mum used to say will u stop wool gathering Aye ok in the middle of springburn road and it was an area with 3 railway works in it where were the feckin sheep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See how fast u can go in your new shoes

The ill give you sumit to greet for always cracked me up

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