FabSwingers.com forum: My new favourite quote

By *ife2010 OP Couple
over a year ago

Kirkcaldy

We had a social last night, very enjoyable, and we were asked about Ks sexuality;

‘Straighter than the pole your mum dances around!’

Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your as much use as a fish way tits.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Near Glasgow

If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I wanted the opinion of a prick I would have asked a cactus"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work me and my work bestie noticed a gorgeous new member of staff, and she said...

Fuck it row him like a boat.

Absolutely cracked me up

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

"At work me and my work bestie noticed a gorgeous new member of staff, and she said...

Fuck it row him like a boat.

Absolutely cracked me up"

Aw man giggled at that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Said to a guy who was trying to fire into me last year that he wasn't shy and his reply was "shy weans don't get sweeties" lol use it all the time now

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By *othardandfreeMan
over a year ago

Been in more beds than a gardners spade is one that comes to mind.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

More teeth than a Ferrari gearbox

She dishes it out like a Bombay money lender

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By *essarosa7leeCouple
over a year ago

East Fife

"If we are to much, go find less. Respectfully."

Lol

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because I rock ! Doesn’t mean I’m made of stone !

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Either "a standing cock has no conscience", or as once instructed on the way to the gents at a dinner, "anymare than two shakes and Ur playin way it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iff I wanted an arseholes opinion I'd bend over and ask my own

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