FabSwingers.com forum: Phone

By *inger1997 OP Man
over a year ago

Gorgie

Looking for some phone fun. Bottom lad with a bottle. Need used. Love a straight lad treating me like his Mrs. Message for number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a bottle?

Don’t man don’t, this gives me jamjar flashbacks…

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By *nox.Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A bottle? Cucumbers are cheaper I'm just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah. Use cucumber. Or banana

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"With a bottle?

Don’t man don’t, this gives me jamjar flashbacks…"

Was that you? How's your arsehole. I always wondered who that guy was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bottle? Cucumbers are cheaper I'm just saying

And they come prewrapped so you can still have them in their salad later pmsl

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By *ax6593Man
over a year ago

tyneside

Good afternoon

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By *nox.Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"A bottle? Cucumbers are cheaper I'm just saying

And they come prewrapped so you can still have them in their salad later pmsl"

Never been more grateful I don't eat cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye don't do it with a bottle, might break inside you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A straight lad with a mrs phoning a bottom lad with a bottle.

Ask

Don’t ask

You don’t want to know

I’m intrigued

Ok what kind of bottle is it you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A straight lad with a mrs phoning a bottom lad with a bottle.

Ask

Don’t ask

You don’t want to know

I’m intrigued

Ok what kind of bottle is it you have "

Looks like he’s actually bottled it now…

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By *ravelseekerMan
over a year ago

elgin

Any pervs for phone now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any pervs for phone now "

You got a bottle?

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By *eedsanewusernameMan
over a year ago

Mainly under the bed...

"Any pervs for phone now

You got a bottle?"

I'd use a plastic bottle. They're better for the, erm, environment. Save the Polar Turtles and that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

may of been a bottle of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"may of been a bottle of lube

This topic is becoming a slippery slope

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

C'mon, straight guys. He wants you to treat him like you would your wife.

There's a washing needing done.

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By *lam granWoman
over a year ago

falkirk

No guy has ever tried to insert a bottle in my brown eye.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No guy has ever tried to insert a bottle in my brown eye.

Sorry to hear this I’ll message you. Do you prefer brown or red sauce? X

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By *ergus1000Man
over a year ago

Greenock

"No guy has ever tried to insert a bottle in my brown eye.

There's still time.

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