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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Men, women and all the other genders gather, come gather round.

You have meet, it progresses to the boudoir for the wriggling activities to commence and you make your way to the cushioned platform. But behold, the bedding…..!!

What is considered acceptable bedding and what is considered pure bouffin?

For me, brushed cotton for the win,

Anything floral goes in the bin!

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By *ittleMizzNaughty88.Woman
49 weeks ago

Renfrewshire

I'm a plain Jane when it comes to bedding.

But u think I overkill with cushions & pillows

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
49 weeks ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Plain white or cream or sometimes those colours with a pattern .

Nothing floral or stripes

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

As long as bed is made and fresh. Sheets are clean and non stained when u pull duvet back. Anything else then its a no go. X

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By *erfHerder74Man
49 weeks ago

Greenock

Reasonably clean or fresh

I find it strange when men have flower prints, then again I love animals prints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

I have two wee sausage dogs and every Christmas I’m given atleast one of either, or both, a dachshund blanket or a dachshund themed bedding set.

Absolutely without fail. Overkill

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Can't say I've ever got to the bedroom and thought about someone's bedding that strongly. They must have had decent bedding. Or maybe I was just enjoying myself that much I wasn't paying attention.

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By *assy LassieWoman
49 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Men, women and all the other genders gather, come gather round.

You have meet, it progresses to the boudoir for the wriggling activities to commence and you make your way to the cushioned platform. But behold, the bedding…..!!

What is considered acceptable bedding and what is considered pure bouffin?

For me, brushed cotton for the win,

Anything floral goes in the bin! "

If you're concerned about the type of bedding you ain't that into the wiggling.

Did someone comment t on yours

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"

If you're concerned about the type of bedding you ain't that into the wiggling.

Did someone comment t on yours "

Oooh I think she has a point here.

Fess up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Men, women and all the other genders gather, come gather round.

You have meet, it progresses to the boudoir for the wriggling activities to commence and you make your way to the cushioned platform. But behold, the bedding…..!!

What is considered acceptable bedding and what is considered pure bouffin?

For me, brushed cotton for the win,

Anything floral goes in the bin!

If you're concerned about the type of bedding you ain't that into the wiggling.

Did someone comment t on yours "

They bloody did but it was waaaaay back in 2014. Superhero bedding, I’d only just moved into my own flat that month after a breakup. So it was not planned that I pulled that evening

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Clean sheets, thin quilt, not sure what bedsheets are made of. Going to treat myself to new feathered pillows. Oh and I have three hot water bottles sure they are covered in Harris t love these babies.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Clean sheets, thin quilt, not sure what bedsheets are made of. Going to treat myself to new feathered pillows. Oh and I have three hot water bottles sure they are covered in Harris t love these babies. "

3 hot water bottles? Just buy a thicker quilt.

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By *ikosMan
49 weeks ago

Dundee


"Clean sheets, thin quilt, not sure what bedsheets are made of. Going to treat myself to new feathered pillows. Oh and I have three hot water bottles sure they are covered in Harris t love these babies. "

Can’t beat a bit of Egyptian cotton, but only really need a fitted sheet and pillows for wriggling activities

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Clean sheets, thin quilt, not sure what bedsheets are made of. Going to treat myself to new feathered pillows. Oh and I have three hot water bottles sure they are covered in Harris t love these babies.

Can’t beat a bit of Egyptian cotton, but only really need a fitted sheet and pillows for wriggling activities "

I will look into those Egyptian cotton sheets sound good don’t know why maybe the name. I like a quilt don’t like my skinny butt getting to cold

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By *onosyllabikMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

A few sheets of newspaper with a generous armful of straw scattered on top.

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By *oat yardMan
49 weeks ago

Ayr


"Men, women and all the other genders gather, come gather round.

You have meet, it progresses to the boudoir for the wriggling activities to commence and you make your way to the cushioned platform. But behold, the bedding…..!!

What is considered acceptable bedding and what is considered pure bouffin?

For me, brushed cotton for the win,

Anything floral goes in the bin! "

Oh, this is a good topic…. A clean but lived in duvet is important sign of character, as is the firmness of the mattress; brushed cotton sheets is a winner as you say.

Slightly excessive clean pillows and cushions can be endearing if I’m interested in the person for more than a ONS (which is pretty much always for me).

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Men, women and all the other genders gather, come gather round.

You have meet, it progresses to the boudoir for the wriggling activities to commence and you make your way to the cushioned platform. But behold, the bedding…..!!

What is considered acceptable bedding and what is considered pure bouffin?

For me, brushed cotton for the win,

Anything floral goes in the bin!

Oh, this is a good topic…. A clean but lived in duvet is important sign of character, as is the firmness of the mattress; brushed cotton sheets is a winner as you say.

Slightly excessive clean pillows and cushions can be endearing if I’m interested in the person for more than a ONS (which is pretty much always for me).

"

My friend is obsessed with cleaning his bedding I have seen him wash them weekly, he recently had them outside and forgot to bring them in and they froze on the rope it was like a giant piece of paper and funning watching him carry it into the house

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive? "

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions. "

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

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By *azzle99Woman
49 weeks ago

Edinburgh

If anyone ever asks my worst meet, part of the story involves otters and “otterly amazing” print bedding! Only posting as know the profile is long gone, I hope!

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan
49 weeks ago

Bellshill

I just laughed out loud at this

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did! "

No

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

No "

Okay gonna have to ask how long?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"If anyone ever asks my worst meet, part of the story involves otters and “otterly amazing” print bedding! Only posting as know the profile is long gone, I hope! "

Wasn’t a meet but slept in a relatives spare room and bedsheet was He-Man pretty cool I thought.

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"If anyone ever asks my worst meet, part of the story involves otters and “otterly amazing” print bedding! Only posting as know the profile is long gone, I hope! "

Otterly amazing is brilliant branding but oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago

Talking about pillows above, I buy premier in pillows every 6 months. I’m super picky with pillows

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By *onosyllabikMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did! "

Weekly??!?

I tend to wait until it's too sodden to sleep comfortably then throw the sheets out.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

Weekly??!?

I tend to wait until it's too sodden to sleep comfortably then throw the sheets out."

Your taking the piss though clearly

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By *onosyllabikMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

Weekly??!?

I tend to wait until it's too sodden to sleep comfortably then throw the sheets out.

Your taking the piss though clearly "

I literally take the piss and chuck it in the bin, yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

Weekly??!?

I tend to wait until it's too sodden to sleep comfortably then throw the sheets out.

Your taking the piss though clearly

I literally take the piss and chuck it in the bin, yes."

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By *onosyllabikMan
49 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Weekly bed washing is obsessive?

Yes but he has ocd and all his tins in his cupboards are lined up perfectly to name just a few of his obsessions.

I thought weekly bed washing was what everyone did!

Weekly??!?

I tend to wait until it's too sodden to sleep comfortably then throw the sheets out.

Your taking the piss though clearly

I literally take the piss and chuck it in the bin, yes.

"

This is why I prefer straw and newspaper. Much more economical.

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By *oat yardMan
49 weeks ago

Ayr


"Talking about pillows above, I buy premier in pillows every 6 months. I’m super picky with pillows "

Impressive - hadn’t considered that as an option. Learning loads here

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By *lam granWoman
49 weeks ago

falkirk

If I was into someone I really wouldn't care about the bedding as long as it's clean.

Who gives a fuck if it's Egyptian cotton if he pulls back the duvet to reveal old spunk stains that would put the Turin shroud to shame.

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By *ikosMan
49 weeks ago

Dundee


"If I was into someone I really wouldn't care about the bedding as long as it's clean.

Who gives a fuck if it's Egyptian cotton if he pulls back the duvet to reveal old spunk stains that would put the Turin shroud to shame."

Haha fair point

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By *lam granWoman
49 weeks ago

falkirk


"If I was into someone I really wouldn't care about the bedding as long as it's clean.

Who gives a fuck if it's Egyptian cotton if he pulls back the duvet to reveal old spunk stains that would put the Turin shroud to shame.

Haha fair point "

Exactly. Crispier than a Ryvita and he's expecting to visit my meat canyon. I think not Casanova!

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By *ikosMan
49 weeks ago

Dundee


"If I was into someone I really wouldn't care about the bedding as long as it's clean.

Who gives a fuck if it's Egyptian cotton if he pulls back the duvet to reveal old spunk stains that would put the Turin shroud to shame.

Exactly. Crispier than a Ryvita and he's expecting to visit my meat canyon. I think not Casanova!"

Haha fair point

To be fair, I enjoy a bit of Egyptian cotton to sleep in. My comment wasn’t intended as a requirement or request of anyone, as I said a fitted sheet and pillows is all that is needed, preferably clean tho

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By *hyme2020Woman
49 weeks ago

Glasgow Scotland


"Talking about pillows above, I buy premier in pillows every 6 months. I’m super picky with pillows "

Ooh I love a premier inn bed. Where do you get the pillows??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Talking about pillows above, I buy premier in pillows every 6 months. I’m super picky with pillows

Ooh I love a premier inn bed. Where do you get the pillows?? "

Premierinnathome dot com chum, you can actually buy a bed and a mattress, it’s mental.

The only downside is….with the bed and mattress you can’t sneak them in and swap them round for new ones when you stay at a Premier Inn…absolutely not from experience but I have often wanted to just to feel like a law breaker

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By *agnar73Man
49 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"If I was into someone I really wouldn't care about the bedding as long as it's clean.

Who gives a fuck if it's Egyptian cotton if he pulls back the duvet to reveal old spunk stains that would put the Turin shroud to shame.

Haha fair point

Exactly. Crispier than a Ryvita and he's expecting to visit my meat canyon. I think not Casanova!"

Life’s an education at times, but I need to forget ‘meat canyon’ in case I ever say it aloud

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
49 weeks ago

Midlothian

I find silly/cute/geeky bedding endearing. Currently, mine has woodland animals on it, and I have a Jurassic Park throw on there too. I feel bedding style is a bit of an odd thing to be so concerned about though, if it looks and smells clean then I'm good, unless for some reason the design was offensive.

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago


"I find silly/cute/geeky bedding endearing. Currently, mine has woodland animals on it, and I have a Jurassic Park throw on there too. I feel bedding style is a bit of an odd thing to be so concerned about though, if it looks and smells clean then I'm good, unless for some reason the design was offensive.

"

Sold at Jurassic park

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


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Sold at Jurassic park "

Also opens up so many sex puns!

Erectosaurus,

Megasorearse,

Bisarahtops

and my personal fave…..drumroll….velocifapper

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
49 weeks ago

Glasgow


"

Sold at Jurassic park

Also opens up so many sex puns!

Erectosaurus,

Megasorearse,

Bisarahtops

and my personal fave…..drumroll….velocifapper "

Brilliant

Mrs x

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

IguanaDom? x

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By *aughty_ex_newbiesCouple
49 weeks ago

Glasgow

Wankylosaurus

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By *mbergirl1984Woman
49 weeks ago

glasgow

That’s what I do lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
49 weeks ago


"Wankylosaurus "

Lickalotapuss?

Can I can I?

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By (user no longer on site)
49 weeks ago

Suckamacockasaurous.

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