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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wot 4 people would you invite to dinner

Past or present

John f Kennedy

Karen carpenter

David Beckham

Holly willybooby

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By *exy-honey n mr honeyCouple
over a year ago

glasgow way

I aint cooking for 4 ppl

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

No-one said you had to cook.

Ain't that what Domino's is for??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl"
ok how about I do the cooking, while you entertain

Lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh, and I'd have;

Stephen Fry

Carol Vorderman

Jimmy Carr

A porn star slut to entertain me if conversation gets boring!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oops dine not fine

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

think we knew what you meant cutie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

I look forward to invite Cutie and ill bring the Lidl Red lol xx

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"think we knew what you meant cutie

Well since your so clever you can come to my party

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

I look forward to invite Cutie and ill bring the Lidl Red lol xx

Haha you know me too well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

I look forward to invite Cutie and ill bring the Lidl Red lol xx

Haha you know me too well

Know you well enough but don't know how good you are in kitchen only how good in other rooms pmsl

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"think we knew what you meant cutie

Well since your so clever you can come to my party

Aw thanks Cutie.

What's the theme?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

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lol

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

still getting the hang of this DOH!

So, what's the theme?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've always fancied doing a fab come fine with me

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lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

""think we knew what you meant cutie

Well since your so clever you can come to my party

Aw thanks Cutie.

What's the theme?"

Hmm haven't thought of a theme .... Any suggestions ?

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

""think we knew what you meant cutie

Well since your so clever you can come to my party

Aw thanks Cutie.

What's the theme?

Hmm haven't thought of a theme .... Any suggestions ?

Is vicars and tarts to obvious???

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

""think we knew what you meant cutie

Well since your so clever you can come to my party

Aw thanks Cutie.

What's the theme?

Hmm haven't thought of a theme .... Any suggestions ?

Is vicars and tarts to obvious???"

Far too obvious

And back to thread

Dalai Lama

Jason stratham

Audrey Hepburn

Dawn French

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Audrey Hepburn!

WOW!

Wonder if she swung?!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cast of The Inbetweeners

Well the four guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halle Berry

Billy Connelly

Paul Weller

Helen Mirren

Starter ; Cullen Skink ( veg pakora for non fishy people )

Main; Beef Wellington , roasters and veg ( nut Wellington for veggies )

Dessert: Sherry Trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

xx "

Just let me know when

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

Just let me know when

Is this gonna be a private party LOL?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4 people;

George galloway (for the conversation)

Halle Berry (for the photo's )

Gail Sheridan (for the drink)

Just Cutie (for after the rest have left)

Starter...Cucumber& Mint soup..served cold.

Main...Carpetbagger.

Dessert...Eton Mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

Just let me know when

If you don't mind that the famous guests aren't there then Saturdays good for me

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"4 people;

George galloway (for the conversation)

Halle Berry (for the photo's )

Gail Sheridan (for the drink)

Just Cutie (for after the rest have left)

Starter...Cucumber& Mint soup..served cold.

Main...Carpetbagger.

Dessert...Eton Mess. "

Scared to ask .... What's carpetbagger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

Just let me know when

Is this gonna be a private party LOL?"

You just never know your luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"4 people;

George galloway (for the conversation)

Halle Berry (for the photo's )

Gail Sheridan (for the drink)

Just Cutie (for after the rest have left)

Starter...Cucumber& Mint soup..served cold.

Main...Carpetbagger.

Dessert...Eton Mess.

Scared to ask .... What's carpetbagger

Good call

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

Just let me know when

Is this gonna be a private party LOL?

You just never know your luck

Is that a promise or a dare?!?!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Famous folk are overrated anyway

But Fridays are better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carpet bagger is a siroin steak ,enveloped and stuffed with haggis,cooked to your liking and seved with a whisky sauce.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"carpet bagger is a siroin steak ,enveloped and stuffed with haggis,cooked to your liking and seved with a whisky sauce."

Ooh love that too

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By *ustforalaugh1Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Now that does sound amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id ask

Debbie Harry frm Blondie as she was in the late 70s

Cheryl Cole

Rock Hudson

Freddie Mercury

so that the two guys wid hit on each other nd id be left tae keep the girls amused...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We could have the come dine with me then follow up by "Four in a Bed " mmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We could have the come dine with me then follow up by "Four in a Bed " mmmmm lol

surely itd be five in a bed...or are you stayin back tae do the dishes simon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never was good at maths lol suppose I'd have put loads of sherry in one persons dessert to take them out the game lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Famous folk are overrated anyway

But Fridays are better

I can do Fridays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd invite

Robbie Williams

James Corden

Freddie Flintoff

Holly Willoboobie

And I'd cook them

Honey, chilli chicken with a side salad

Lasagne and garlic toast

Crannachan

Mmmmm nom nom nom

Sounds yummy

Your welcome to join us cutie

Just let me know when

Is this gonna be a private party LOL?

You just never know your luck

Is that a promise or a dare?!?!"

What would you like it to be??

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Famous folk are overrated anyway

But Fridays are better

I can do Fridays

xx "

Ooh never been to paisley xx

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl"

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

And I'd rather eat dinner with friends. But there are plenty of famous people I'd like to go for a pint with on a Sunday afternoon - but that's another thread coming soon lol

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By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

What deviant pervert would want Freddie Flintoff.....thats just not nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keith lemon

billy connelly

kelly brooke

abbie titmuss

fone in a chinese

cant cook very well. Lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

"
takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol

No one - I'm gonna be all alone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol :-

No one - I'm gonnae all alone

Aw mate tell you wot tell me the three hottest girls on fab and Il bring them with me. But choose wisely a fink there listening

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol :-

No one - I'm gonnae all alone

Aw mate tell you wot tell me the three hottest girls on fab and Il bring them with me. But choose wisely a fink there listening

Lol

Nice try but I'm not falling for that one bru lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Haha bru .... Andy tells all the women on here that their the hottest

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Haha bru .... Andy tells all the women on here that their the hottest

That's not strictly true lol. I tell all the women I think are fab that they are as I have nothing to hide and I love to flirt with women too. But there are very few I'd stand in a queue for a doughnut for

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

It depends how many donuts you can carry....

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It depends how many donuts you can carry....

72 on each arm lol

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By *icentious.LibertineWoman
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It depends how many donuts you can carry....

72 on each arm lol

..... I wasn't talking arms...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Famous folk are overrated anyway

But Fridays are better

I can do Fridays

Ooh never been to paisley xx "

Don't worry it's not as bad as folks say

lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What deviant pervert would want Freddie Flintoff.....thats just not nice "

This deviant pervert - I think he is HOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It depends how many donuts you can carry....

72 on each arm lol

..... I wasn't talking arms...

Haha - does he get to take them off or do we have to eat them off him

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"It depends how many donuts you can carry....

72 on each arm lol

..... I wasn't talking arms...

Haha - does he get to take them off or do we have to eat them off him

Of course we eat them off him ... No fun otherwise

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"What deviant pervert would want Freddie Flintoff.....thats just not nice

This deviant pervert - I think he is HOT!!!

Hands off the Flint, that big boy is mine!!!!!!!

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"It depends how many donuts you can carry....

72 on each arm lol

..... I wasn't talking arms...

Haha - does he get to take them off or do we have to eat them off him

Of course we eat them off him ... No fun otherwise

And this is why I love the women of fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What deviant pervert would want Freddie Flintoff.....thats just not nice

This deviant pervert - I think he is HOT!!!

Hands off the Flint, that big boy is mine!!!!!!!"

Nope sorry I just couldn't keep my hands off him he is sex on legs - handsome, rugged and just enough bad boy but with a sexy grin - ooohhhhhh I'm all a quivering

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Did I mention I look like Freddie flintoff ladies???? Well a hobbit version lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I mention I look like Freddie flintoff ladies???? Well a hobbit version lmao

I'm gonna need proof Andy

I'll be expecting a face pic in my inbox

lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol :-

No one - I'm gonnae all alone

Aw mate tell you wot tell me the three hottest girls on fab and Il bring them with me. But choose wisely a fink there listening

Lol

Nice try but I'm not falling for that one bru lol

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damm I cant believe I made it so obvious lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol :-

No one - I'm gonnae all alone

Aw mate tell you wot tell me the three hottest girls on fab and Il bring them with me. But choose wisely a fink there listening

Lol

Nice try but I'm not falling for that one bru lol

damm I cant believe I made it so obvious lol

The force is strong but much to learn you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isembard Kingdom Brunel

Marilyn Monroe

Winston Churchill

Sophie Marceau

Starter: Seared hand dived scallops

Main Course: Fillet steak & new veg

Pud: Creme Brulee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I aint cooking for 4 ppl

I'm with mrs honey! Lets get a takeaway lol

So your a rubbish cook then Andy ??

I have set light to(yes actual flames!!!) 16 fish fingers under a grill!! Nearly as bad as you cutie

. But I also make a great chicken and chorizo pasta bake

Pfft one little mistake and I'm tarred for life

Pmsfl. Awwwwww let's get a takeaway

takeaway fine but whos comingbot eat it lol :-

No one - I'm gonnae all alone

Aw mate tell you wot tell me the three hottest girls on fab and Il bring them with me. But choose wisely a fink there listening

Lol

Nice try but I'm not falling for that one bru lol

damm I cant believe I made it so obvious lol

The force is strong but much to learn you have

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mate you do a smashing yoda lol

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