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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For some reason I find phone sex such a big turn on, hearing the other person down the phone heavy breathing as they do what they do..

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know what there doing? i can heavy breathe and do the dishes sounds like im getting wet to with the splashing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol "

Yeah but that does it for you PP

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol

Yeah but that does it for you PP "

That's why your my favourite call girl rox

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha fair point, I guess you don't. Some of those adverts do make you wonder

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Haha fair point, I guess you don't. Some of those adverts do make you wonder"

Get Rox on speed dial mate, she's amazing in between the coughing and spluttering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J always says he imagines the woman in rollers and pinny smoking a fag and having a cup of tea lol

We do enjoy a bit of sexting on occasion tho - bit of teasing etc ESP when he's away or mostly when he's on his way home from a trip away

Was once tho I sent him a video clip while he was in the car with his elderly dad and he said he nearly dropped the phone trying to put it on silent while his dad was saying what's that noise John do you here that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

haha great stuff!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol

Yeah but that does it for you PP

That's why your my favourite call girl rox "

True, and the call doesn't last long. 30 secs outta my day isn't much

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol

Yeah but that does it for you PP

That's why your my favourite call girl rox

True, and the call doesn't last long. 30 secs outta my day isn't much "

@ £1.50 p/m needs must lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always imagine some mrs brown look a like hooked up to an oxygen tank earning some pin money when you see the paid adverts lol

Yeah but that does it for you PP

That's why your my favourite call girl rox

True, and the call doesn't last long. 30 secs outta my day isn't much

@ £1.50 p/m needs must lol "

feckin cheapskate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it once. Never again!!! Took the hospital 3 hours to extract the phone from my rectum! Knew i should have used a mobile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I tried it once. Never again!!! Took the hospital 3 hours to extract the phone from my rectum! Knew i should have used a mobile! "

Rectum?....nearly bloody killed him!!

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