FabSwingers.com forum: Alas Poor Pumfrey

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tomorrow I make arrangements with the knackers yard for Pumfrey's demise...it will be a sad day and even sadder when they come and take him away..........will be making plans for Pumfrey 2 and a little friend to live with him once I get my house back in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh noooooooo

RIP pumphrey

thinking of you stu

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

will be like losing a limb.....had grown quite attached to the little fella (well...when I say little....nothing little about him...lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't anyone adopt Pumfrey?, I know a local farmer I can ask to look after him for you xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh jezzzz... is there no where the wee soul can go .... a local farm or sumit.

what about that place at tealing with the coffee shop.... canna mind the name but they have loads of animals.

speckled hen i think..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oh jezzzz... is there no where the wee soul can go .... a local farm or sumit.

what about that place at tealing with the coffee shop.... canna mind the name but they have loads of animals.

speckled hen i think.."

tried everyone......pumfrey junior will just have to take his place come summer.....but he'll have a friend...and then the bacon breeding begins......3 months...3 weeks...and three days later the Fab bacon n sausage sarnie bar will be open for business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a lie doon ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a lie doon ...

I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a lie doon ...

I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows"

now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.

sorry....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a lie doon ...

I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows

now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.

sorry....

lol...have asked santa for fugy at christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't I get a stay of execution till I have a word with the local farmer here Stu? xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aww no hun thats soooo sad...big hugs n a bottle of whisky wi a straw xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how do i get a holding certificate before tomorrow????

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

alas poor humphrey you served him well stu--- its sad when you have to get rid of them--- but you can remember him with every mouthful

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over a year ago

Aaawwwww im traumatised

I like my bacon crispy though

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

Stu its so sad you have to do this. Never met Pumfrey but Im fillin up here. Surely there must be somone who can take him , I know you have done your best.

Bless him xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stu, local farmer has been sent a text, awaiting an answer from him xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"alas poor humphrey you served him well stu--- its sad when you have to get rid of them--- but you can remember him with every mouthful

rho u take him will be a mate for hercy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stu its so sad you have to do this. Never met Pumfrey but Im fillin up here. Surely there must be somone who can take him , I know you have done your best.

Bless him xxxxxxxxxxxx"

I dont have much space but i can mannage a couple of chops and a bit of bacon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

knackery coming to fetch him today

am devestated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am gonna cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stu, local farmer is thinking about it, needs to sort out a fence first though, for a pen for Pumfrey.

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

result laine

save oor pumphrey !!!!

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

and say to farmer i'll give a hand building the pen if it helps am free tomoz

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

he gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

r i p pumphrey xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

farmer was gonna have Pumfrey too, Titch and I were gonna help feed and care for him.

R.I.P Pumfrey. a pig outstanding in his own field.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fekk that'll be Titch vegetarian again...... last time was when I wouldn't buy all the piglets at the Highland show to save their bacon....and we are having a baked ham for Christmas dinner. TUTTTTTT!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grrrr....

jesus paedophiles get meals and accomodation at my tax paying expense..

would rather have accomodated pumphrey in a deluxe room at one devonshire gardns....

RIP Pumphrey xxx

and no offence pumpfrey putting you in the same sentance as paedophiles... you of far superior character xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awww... god bless pumphrey, hope he's happy in piggie heaven

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

Aww So sad now.

Must have been difficult Stu, will miss him and your stories about him .

xxxxxx

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

poor pumfrey

another victim of todays society

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for all your mesages of support in my hour of crisis and need.....he turned out to be the terminator of the pig world......I shouilda known what was gonna happen when the knacker said he'd never seen a pig that big in all his years in the farming world!!!!!

6 shots to the head only managed to irritate the pig.....could almost hear it say "Hasta La Vista...I'll be back" as it tried to fence down to get outta the garden.....it weventually walked back to his pig sty......3 more head shots to finish it.......was furious....but in a sick and twisted way....made me smile........no way he was going without a fight.....that's my boy

Knackery now worried I'm gonna sue them....lol

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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago

kirkcaldy

fighter till the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titch is now vegetarian again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my daughter has a ham ordered for christmas... fekk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"my daughter has a ham ordered for christmas... fekk

pmsl....should be a lively Christmas then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God bless pumphrey..

xxx

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By *inesawineWoman
over a year ago

fife

Stu that is awful, you should sue them. Poor Pumfrey, he didnt want to go, did he?

Bless xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stu that is awful, you should sue them. Poor Pumfrey, he didnt want to go, did he?

Bless xxxxx

can't sue them....lol.....he gave them hell...and gave me summat to smile about last night while I was having a glass of whisky in his honour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx"

He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven

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By *1cebren4uWoman
over a year ago

clydebank

"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx

He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven"

shit too late then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"will raise my pint of stella to pumphrey tomorrow night ....

anychance of getting me some of him for chrimbo bit stuck for cash here lol xxxxxxx

He feeding the Angels up in piggy heaven

shit too late then

yip.....but pumfrey 2 .. the sequel...coming to my garden later next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stu mate

sorry to hear of your loss.

long live pumphrey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a lie doon ...

I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows

now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.

sorry....

oi !!!! am still here ye know !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"stu mate

sorry to hear of your loss.

long live pumphrey!

errrrr...he's deaded

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need a lie doon ...

I need a large stiff one..............whisky that is...drowm me sorrows

now if yu had said a small stiff one, I would have texted fugy to help out.

sorry....

oi !!!! am still here ye know !!!!

and on ur way into my xmas stockings

.... i asked Santa lolol

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