FabSwingers.com forum: embarrassing bodies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on let's be having it. Everyone got something they dont like

Mine would be my john Wayne bowly legs

Could drive a bus through them bad boys

Lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

Could do with losing the tummy but then I think - nah bollocks to it - more to cuddle!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could do with losing the tummy but then I think - nah bollocks to it - more to cuddle!!

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more cusion for the pushing mate

Pmsl

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Could do with losing the tummy but then I think - nah bollocks to it - more to cuddle!!

more cusion for the pushing mate

Pmsl

Bought and paid for lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

My nose .... Even worse since it was broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wonky tits

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"My nose .... Even worse since it was broken

Can't be as bad as mine - broke it over 15 times playing rugby as a teen lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wonky tits

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looked alright to me lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"My wonky tits

looked alright to me lol

Me too, but there is a cure for women who think they have wonky tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many bodyparts to mention so let's just say I need a full body transplant!!!Lol......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My wonky tits

looked alright to me lol

Me too, but there is a cure for women who think they have wonky tits

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wots the cure Andy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wonky tits

looked alright to me lol

Me too, but there is a cure for women who think they have wonky tits

wots the cure Andy lol

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get them fixed or keep them hidden?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ingrown toenail ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

Me 2 - mine I mean not yours lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

Me 2 - mine I mean not yours lol xx "
ladies just showed you lived. Dont mind it a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a thing recently on FB that said don't be embarrassed by your stretch marks just show your a mother tiger who's earned her stripes lol xx

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Hate my surgery scars and stretchmarks!

The scars dont bother me too much but i really hate my stretch marks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stretch marks don't bother me...its the jelly belly look lol

But I love a mummy tummy on other women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hate my surgery scars and stretchmarks!

The scars dont bother me too much but i really hate my stretch marks."

Try alo vera cream out of body shop

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

Me too.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I hate my tummy too especially since my surgery last year which left me with a massive heamatoma and ugly scars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

Me too.

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slendertone belt works wonders but pricey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

Me too.

slendertone belt works wonders but pricey

Tummy tuck would work wonders too lol

Never heard of slendertone belt

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"My wonky tits

looked alright to me lol

Me too, but there is a cure for women who think they have wonky tits

wots the cure Andy lol

get them fixed or keep them hidden?"

Nope (you walked into this by the way)

Get a nice guy who likes you for you to lie on his back, climb astride him as let him hold them with his big hands

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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As for all you lovely and beautiful ladies who hate mummy tummy and stretch marks, they make you who you are and I wouldn't change any of you! You are all great to me. Funny and intelligent and keep me on my toes in the forum so stop worrying lol.

As for scars, I've got two small ones where I had the snip, they have faded quite a bit but I wear them with pride as they make up who I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As for all you lovely and beautiful ladies who hate mummy tummy and stretch marks, they make you who you are and I wouldn't change any of you! You are all great to me. Funny and intelligent and keep me on my toes in the forum so stop worrying lol.

As for scars, I've got two small ones where I had the snip, they have faded quite a bit but I wear them with pride as they make up who I am

As a nurse in a previous life I think I should check them.....just to make sure all's well of course

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

As for scars, I've got two small ones where I had the snip, they have faded quite a bit but I wear them with pride as they make up who I am

As a nurse in a previous life I think I should check them.....just to make sure all's well of course

Of course!

will you be wearing the uniform or will it be a naked inspection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As for scars, I've got two small ones where I had the snip, they have faded quite a bit but I wear them with pride as they make up who I am

As a nurse in a previous life I think I should check them.....just to make sure all's well of course

Of course!

will you be wearing the uniform or will it be a naked inspection?

The uniform is long gone...so will have to be nakkie inspection I'm afraid

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

As for scars, I've got two small ones where I had the snip, they have faded quite a bit but I wear them with pride as they make up who I am

As a nurse in a previous life I think I should check them.....just to make sure all's well of course

Of course!

will you be wearing the uniform or will it be a naked inspection?

The uniform is long gone...so will have to be nakkie inspection I'm afraid

Woooohoooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont fink theres a cure for bowly legs

Lmao ideas any1 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my stretch marks, my scar on my tummy, the gap in my teeth, the size of my feet (too big) just to start with....I could go on but I wouldn't want to bore all of you.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I hate my stretch marks, my scar on my tummy, the gap in my teeth, the size of my feet (too big) just to start with....I could go on but I wouldn't want to bore all of you.

mx"

Like I said earlier, there s nothing wrong with scars or wobbly bits or stretch marks - it makes you who you are

I have size 10 feet so I bet mine are bigger than yours and I have had several teeth knocked out over the years from rugby so don't worry about a little gap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate my stretch marks, my scar on my tummy, the gap in my teeth, the size of my feet (too big) just to start with....I could go on but I wouldn't want to bore all of you.

Like I said earlier, there s nothing wrong with scars or wobbly bits or stretch marks - it makes you who you are

I have size 10 feet so I bet mine are bigger than yours and I have had several teeth knocked out over the years from rugby so don't worry about a little gap

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is it true then Andy bout men with big feet....................

They have............... Big shoes

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"I hate my stretch marks, my scar on my tummy, the gap in my teeth, the size of my feet (too big) just to start with....I could go on but I wouldn't want to bore all of you.

Like I said earlier, there s nothing wrong with scars or wobbly bits or stretch marks - it makes you who you are

I have size 10 feet so I bet mine are bigger than yours and I have had several teeth knocked out over the years from rugby so don't worry about a little gap

is it true then Andy bout men with big feet....................

They have............... Big shoes

Yep! Bloody great big size 10 7 eyelet boots!!! And big socks

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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Aarrrgggghhhhhhhh!!!!!! I'm gonna get into serious trouble!!!! All this talk of wonderful sexy mummy's and women's gorgeous wobbly bits has got me perving in bloody tescos now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i defo have to say my fanny blanket

a tummy tuck would be ideal

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nothing... I am perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing... I am perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and bru I think bowly legs are cute

john has them too

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Nothing... I am perfect

Even with the cast

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Cast came off weeks ago. Even my gammy hip and crutches are perfection lol

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Cast came off weeks ago. Even my gammy hip and crutches are perfection lol "

Glad to hear you got rid off the cast. And all you need is some physiotherapy for the hip

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Cast came off weeks ago. Even my gammy hip and crutches are perfection lol

Glad to hear you got rid off the cast. And all you need is some physiotherapy for the hip

haha, physio cant give me any weight bearing exercises. His advice was to keep my legs uncrossed and elevated as much as possible.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

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"Cast came off weeks ago. Even my gammy hip and crutches are perfection lol

Glad to hear you got rid off the cast. And all you need is some physiotherapy for the hip

haha, physio cant give me any weight bearing exercises. His advice was to keep my legs uncrossed and elevated as much as possible.

Did I mention I have done physio training????

. Ok, I only went to one class and left after 10 mins - I thought it was paycho training lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh and bru I think bowly legs are cute

john has them too

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thanx your too kind xx

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Mummy tummy.....hate it!!

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love mummy tummy show it and be prude

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By *ombowieMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Big ears and nose what's a boy to do

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By *eatherWoman
over a year ago

glasgow

Spare tyre Spare tyre wrinkles feck i give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and bru I think bowly legs are cute

john has them too

thanx your too kind xx"

I'm not being kind I'm being honest

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By *7JayMan
over a year ago

Methil/edinburgh

" Like I said earlier, there s nothing wrong with scars or wobbly bits or stretch marks - it makes you who you are

I have size 10 feet so I bet mine are bigger than yours and I have had several teeth knocked out over the years from rugby so don't worry about a little gap

is it true then Andy bout men with big feet....................

They have............... Big shoes

Yep! Bloody great big size 10 7 eyelet boots!!! And big socks

Yep andy m8, I agree, all the supposed imperfections just make then who they are, lovely and sexy ladies

Lol don't worry about having size 10 feet m8, mines are size 12 and to add to that my numerous scars and the belly. I know I'm not perfect but I'm happy the way I am so that's all that matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

Unless your going for surgery you cant change anything. Happy with my lot.

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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Nope.

Unless your going for surgery you cant change anything. Happy with my lot.

Well said teasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nope.

Unless your going for surgery you cant change anything. Happy with my lot.

Well said teasy

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well I certainly cant change my bowly legs

Pmsl

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By *ictiiWitchCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Tummy, but i'm trying to tone that out of existence.

My boobs are a love hate thing, i love them being big and smooshy, i hate the pain and the expense of having to buy specific underwear and clothes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tummy, but i'm trying to tone that out of existence.

My boobs are a love hate thing, i love them being big and smooshy, i hate the pain and the expense of having to buy specific underwear and clothes.

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love the boobs hunni keep swooshing lol

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