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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Here you go ladies

Always happy to oblige, but prepare to be invaded

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Here you go ladies

Always happy to oblige, but prepare to be invaded "

Awwww hubby to come sit beside me and have a beer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't no the script here , but is this you miss d asking the man out on a date

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Woohoo I'm here and got ma vino

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"don't no the script here , but is this you miss d asking the man out on a date "
Nooo its a wee room forum party hosted by mrs funcouple ,cutie and myself everyone is welcome to join in lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well great minds must think alike as i have me vodka and irn bru and i am normally a bud man , but in for a penny in for a pound i say ,is there a theme for tonight

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Just taken some nibbles out the oven so help yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheers beer's later for me

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ooo mini pizzas! Thanks cutie although anyone who's read the bottom of your profile may wonder if they are any good - but they look and taste yummy - thanks x

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Here you go ladies

Always happy to oblige, but prepare to be invaded Awwww hubby to come sit beside me and have a beer lol "

Pizza and beer! Is there anything better??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just taken some nibbles out the oven so help yourselves "
Mmmmmmm nibbles cutie your spoiling us

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ooo mini pizzas! Thanks cutie although anyone who's read the bottom of your profile may wonder if they are any good - but they look and taste yummy - thanks x"

Oops I'm away to check my profile now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Just taken some nibbles out the oven so help yourselves Mmmmmmm nibbles cutie your spoiling us "

Posh m&s ones too for classy burds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about us nice men who av joined in to keep u lovely burd's company

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Just taken some nibbles out the oven so help yourselves Mmmmmmm nibbles cutie your spoiling us

Posh m&s ones too for classy burds "

Cant beat M n S nibbles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

very true

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"what about us nice men who av joined in to keep u lovely burd's company "

Always good to share

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

is this a private party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about us nice men who av joined in to keep u lovely burd's company

Always good to share "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gate crashers welcome as far as i can gather

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"is this a private party? "

Someone get a seat for _muma n her crutches.... What you drinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lets hope it's not much as mind we dont want her to fall over

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"is this a private party?

Someone get a seat for _muma n her crutches.... What you drinking "

It's ok, _muma has her mobility scooter - she gave me a lift here on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one has then got to stay sober just incase u know what i mean

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"one has then got to stay sober just incase u know what i mean "

Nah, it's ok, I'm staying and I'm gonna see if I can persuade _muma to stay too

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Well I've a problem ...... Finished my wine !!!!! So.... Voddie or cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

me has voddie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

av just noticed we av missed out one big ingredient what music

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

hahaha, cunny funts eh?? Just cos my old da lent me his ridealong... Have transport, will travel

Large voddy purlease... nae ice, it gets me d*unk!!

xxxx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

chardonnay anyone ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"av just noticed we av missed out one big ingredient what music "

pour the voddie and i'll start singing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thought andy was making sure u got here , dirty bu**er he left u

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"chardonnay anyone ? "

poof!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now this is getting a bit posh

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"thought andy was making sure u got here , dirty bu**er he left u "

Fmuma was bringing me - now I'm old lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

leftover tiramasu for last nite if anyone wants some lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"leftover tiramasu for last nite if anyone wants some lol "

It was lovely

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"leftover tiramasu for last nite if anyone wants some lol

It was lovely "

Although never got to eat it off a plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now that is below the belt

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"now that is below the belt "

It was above the belt actually

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"leftover tiramasu for last nite if anyone wants some lol

It was lovely

Although never got to eat it off a plate "

Oi behave hubby to be ..cavorting before marrage is frowned upon lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only curious but believe me when i say not bi he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats happened to the music , can't hear it up here whoever is dj will need to turn it up a bit pls

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

ok, who's flogged off ma crutches???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"whats happened to the music , can't hear it up here whoever is dj will need to turn it up a bit pls "

Turn your feckin hearing aid ON, gramps

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"whats happened to the music , can't hear it up here whoever is dj will need to turn it up a bit pls

Turn your feckin hearing aid ON, gramps"

WHAT?? I can't hear you?? Wait, hold on, let me turn up my hearing aid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wit did i say earlier on , someone needed to stay sober to look after yoi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok, who's flogged off ma crutches???"
must be old age getting too you did u no come in a scooter earlier on

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I've only had a cupcake to eat all day!!! Didn't want MacDs with the little ones lol. Need food!! Cutie! CUTIE?!? Where's the garlic bread??

Mmmmm 'garlic bread! I've seen it! It's the future!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and dont forget the mini pizza's too pls

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"ok, who's flogged off ma crutches??? must be old age getting too you did u no come in a scooter earlier on "

aye that was ma lift, need the crutches to twat Andy with thou.... Get wi the programme!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Ok ok, keep your hair on son - here's my iPhone, plug it in and hit the driving playlist - we'll get some ACDC pumping!! And some 80's stuff too

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over a year ago


"ok, who's flogged off ma crutches??? must be old age getting too you did u no come in a scooter earlier on

aye that was ma lift, need the crutches to twat Andy with thou.... Get wi the programme!!! "

it's the drink kicking in and i did give u a wee voddie did i not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music , "

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!! "

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good! "

Turn it right up and I'll turn up my hearing aid and stick my head out the window

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I want a proper girlie late 70's/80's nite of music lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope it's no that stuff that the very old foggies listen too like the rolling stones , beatles and no forgettin the AC?DC

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over a year ago


"I want a proper girlie late 70's/80's nite of music lol "
miss d what u want and i will play

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I want a proper girlie late 70's/80's nite of music lol miss d what u want and i will play "
surprise me i dont mind as long as its from that era

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"I've only had a cupcake to eat all day!!! Didn't want MacDs with the little ones lol. Need food!! Cutie! CUTIE?!? Where's the garlic bread??

Mmmmm 'garlic bread! I've seen it! It's the future!!' "

Just making some more.... Burned the 1st lot

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I want a proper girlie late 70's/80's nite of music lol miss d what u want and i will play surprise me i dont mind as long as its from that era "

Why don't I just stream absolute 80's on my phone? Will that be ok wife to be?

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I can't believe I'm missing the party! Armani and buster are in bed now so pass the vodka. X

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"I've only had a cupcake to eat all day!!! Didn't want MacDs with the little ones lol. Need food!! Cutie! CUTIE?!? Where's the garlic bread??

Mmmmm 'garlic bread! I've seen it! It's the future!!'

Just making some more.... Burned the 1st lot "

Sorry, my fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a proper girlie late 70's/80's nite of music lol miss d what u want and i will play surprise me i dont mind as long as its from that era "

hows about wee start with a wee bit off ( the Bay City Rollers )Shang- A - Lang

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now spitting dummy really oot andy ur taking my thunder away , and i wanted to be DJ tonight

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"now spitting dummy really oot andy ur taking my thunder away , and i wanted to be DJ tonight "

Ok ok, how about you dj and I'll help cutie in the kitchen?? (Just don't expect much food )

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party. "
good shout hows about im in the mood for dancing by the Nolan sisters lol

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over a year ago


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good! "

3 local(central)bands......young pop bands.....nothing exciting so far.....but they are very loud!!!!Can you not hear them???

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party. good shout hows about im in the mood for dancing by the Nolan sisters lol "

Yes. For some reason though I have to do a dodgy version of jazz hands while kickin my legs to that song. It's not an attractive look.

Anyone got any party tricks?

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over a year ago


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good!

3 local(central)bands......young pop bands.....nothing exciting so far.....but they are very loud!!!!Can you not hear them???"

are u and andy ganging up on me , just getting the music sorted out plus drink is kicking in

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good!

3 local(central)bands......young pop bands.....nothing exciting so far.....but they are very loud!!!!Can you not hear them???"

My heads out the window and my hearing aids turned up full. All I can hear is a whistle. Must need new batteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok dokey now looking for playlist for those lovely ladies out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That'll be us!......feedback!!!!!!Guitarists,can't live with them,can't shoot them!!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"stomping feet & spitting dummy oot where is the feckin music ,

I've got the music here.....but I'm working and can't play it any louder!!!!!

Hello stranger! What have you got on?? Bet its something good!

3 local(central)bands......young pop bands.....nothing exciting so far.....but they are very loud!!!!Can you not hear them???

are u and andy ganging up on me , just getting the music sorted out plus drink is kicking in "

I don't gang up on guys - just ladies

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"That'll be us!......feedback!!!!!!Guitarists,can't live with them,can't shoot them!!"

Oh yes you can!! Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is that the true meaning to gang banging then he he

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over a year ago


"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party. "

av found good cindy lauper ( one off the best ) will play soon

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party.

av found good cindy lauper ( one off the best ) will play soon "

Even I like cyndi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just snook in over the border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did u bring ur own bottle and more ., as this could be a long night

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party.

av found good cindy lauper ( one off the best ) will play soon

Even I like cyndi "

Great get it on. A bit of sexy chick for afters would be good.

So nobody has any entertaining party tricks?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Kev!!!!! Hello mate. Grab a beer and pull up a bean bag man

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"We need a bit of its raining men, I will survive and girls just want to have fun! It's meant to be a girly party.

av found good cindy lauper ( one off the best ) will play soon

Even I like cyndi

Great get it on. A bit of sexy chick for afters would be good.

So nobody has any entertaining party tricks?

"

I've got a part trick, but you'll have to tell me if its entertaining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I've bought drinks for everyone, Andy you have the pink beanbag and I'll have the blue one mate

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Show me and I will tell you.

Where is cutie and miss d? Away to the toilet together! X

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over a year ago


"Yes I've bought drinks for everyone, Andy you have the pink beanbag and I'll have the blue one mate "

kev what what did u bring

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over a year ago


"Show me and I will tell you.

Where is cutie and miss d? Away to the toilet together! X"

me sure they will be looking for those feckin cructhes

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Yes I've bought drinks for everyone, Andy you have the pink beanbag and I'll have the blue one mate "

Beanbags!! We will be lucky if we can get off the floor at the end of the night.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Yes I've bought drinks for everyone, Andy you have the pink beanbag and I'll have the blue one mate "

Hey I don't care what colour it is - I'm a horse with mad cow disease lmao

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Sorry I'm back.... Got lost in the forums

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Show me and I will tell you.

Where is cutie and miss d? Away to the toilet together! X"

Ok ok, so I need a blindfold, 6 silk scarves, 2 pairs of fluffy handcuffs and 27 bendy straws ( probably only need 19 for your body mrs fun)

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sorry I'm back.... Got lost in the forums "

It wasn't my fault this time

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Yes I've bought drinks for everyone, Andy you have the pink beanbag and I'll have the blue one mate

Beanbags!! We will be lucky if we can get off the floor at the end of the night. "

That's why we have beanbags lol.

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Sorry I'm back.... Got lost in the forums

It wasn't my fault this time "

Nope me n jacs were having a boogie on the Vanessa thread

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Sorry I'm back.... Got lost in the forums

It wasn't my fault this time

Nope me n jacs were having a boogie on the Vanessa thread "

So I saw lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Show me and I will tell you.

Where is cutie and miss d? Away to the toilet together! X

Ok ok, so I need a blindfold, 6 silk scarves, 2 pairs of fluffy handcuffs and 27 bendy straws ( probably only need 19 for your body mrs fun) "

Ok what's the 6 silk scarves and 19 for my body straws for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

party or not he is allowed his view without any victimisation , dont we not all think , his view is his at the end off the day

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"Show me and I will tell you.

Where is cutie and miss d? Away to the toilet together! X

Ok ok, so I need a blindfold, 6 silk scarves, 2 pairs of fluffy handcuffs and 27 bendy straws ( probably only need 19 for your body mrs fun)

Ok what's the 6 silk scarves and 19 for my body straws for? "

Patience. I'll show you later

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"party or not he is allowed his view without any victimisation , dont we not all think , his view is his at the end off the day "

Yep n my view is my view ...... Hardly victimising him

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

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"party or not he is allowed his view without any victimisation , dont we not all think , his view is his at the end off the day "

Eh?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

did someone remember condoms ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok dokey i will stick too my good music , what u think ladies is it doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone remember condoms ? "

heaps & heaps & heaps off m8@s

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did someone remember condoms ? "

In the big fish bowl in the corner wife to be

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"did someone remember condoms ?

In the big fish bowl in the corner wife to be "

awww thank you hubby to be i knew youd know where there were ...see you over there then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mind piranha bite , but only in numbers

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Trolls should stay under the bridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can we now have about 3min's and 13 seconds cause some one did ask for cind y ( the best ) lauper ( girls just want to av fun ) and as being DJ for the night ( everybody forgot about ) lets pop it in now ( will destruct in 40seconds ) add 20 from post

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did someone remember condoms ?

In the big fish bowl in the corner wife to be awww thank you hubby to be i knew youd know where there were ...see you over there then lol "

I've got one in each hand and two on my head lol

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"did someone remember condoms ? "

What, is this a sex party?

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party? "

NO! We're making water bombs for the late cummers!!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party? "

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

NO! We're making water bombs for the late cummers!! "

Haha. Good one. You look like a space man with that condom on your head

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then "

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago "

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread "

Hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread "

never got it yet

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread "

cutie you little liar u were in the corner with me when i had to remind you about the garlic bread and you said what garlic bread and carried on doing .........

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread

never got it yet "

I think Andy has scoffed it all. I can smell him from here x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread cutie you little liar u were in the corner with me when i had to remind you about the garlic bread and you said what garlic bread and carried on doing ........."

Shhh jacs don't tell Andy.....

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

Oops I'm away to shave my legs then

They felt fine to me 5 mins ago

Yep n that's why I burnt the garlic bread cutie you little liar u were in the corner with me when i had to remind you about the garlic bread and you said what garlic bread and carried on doing .........

Shhh jacs don't tell Andy..... "

dont tell andy ffs he was filming it lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Have iPhone-will film cutie and missd

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Ooh was that who was directing

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Woohoo! It's turning into a pyjama party! X

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ooh was that who was directing "
wank material cutie wank material lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ooh was that who was directing wank material cutie wank material lol "

I'm not wanting put on xhamster with my onesie on

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Evening pervs and pervettes how we all doin....a virtual peroni for me plz

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ooh was that who was directing wank material cutie wank material lol

I'm not wanting put on xhamster with my onesie on "

A onsie?ok folks we got out shopper for the morning rolls and sunday papers lol

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Evening pervs and pervettes how we all doin....a virtual peroni for me plz "

Evening bunks..... Here ya go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my turn , i av onesis but they wont allow me to put on profile , it;s with me in front off my skoda he he

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Ooh was that who was directing wank material cutie wank material lol

I'm not wanting put on xhamster with my onesie on A onsie?ok folks we got out shopper for the morning rolls and sunday papers lol "

Oi I'm not gonna get talked about on the nedettes thread

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I don't have a onsie. Too cold when you have to go to the toilet.

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

It's not going on xhamster lol. It's going on the big screen at MissD's next social lmao

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Ooh was that who was directing wank material cutie wank material lol

I'm not wanting put on xhamster with my onesie on A onsie?ok folks we got out shopper for the morning rolls and sunday papers lol

Oi I'm not gonna get talked about on the nedettes thread "

no wont say a word honest heee heee

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Ooh was that who was directing wank material cutie wank material lol

I'm not wanting put on xhamster with my onesie on A onsie?ok folks we got out shopper for the morning rolls and sunday papers lol

Oi I'm not gonna get talked about on the nedettes thread "

Just go in your underwear cutie - you'll avoid the nedette thread

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

BUNKIE!!!!!!

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east


"Evening pervs and pervettes how we all doin....a virtual peroni for me plz

Evening bunks..... Here ya go "

Aww fanks cutie got a mouth like an arabs sandal x

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Oh that's ok then Andy

And I'm not believing you jacs.....

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"Evening pervs and pervettes how we all doin....a virtual peroni for me plz

Evening bunks..... Here ya go

Aww fanks cutie got a mouth like an arabs sandal x"

Better have a drink. You want a bit of pizza or a condom?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Nobbys nuts !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on look outr now dfor food

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Nobbys nuts !!! "

Who's nobby?? Would he mind us nibbling his nuts??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nobbys nuts !!! "
chilli flavor

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Evening bru your late

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Nobbys nuts !!!

Who's nobby?? Would he mind us nibbling his nuts?? "

B

I'd ask scot random but he's not here lol

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Evening bru your late "
fashoinably late though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening bru your late "
am in England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Evening bru your late am in England"

Didn't have a different time zone in England last time I was there hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening bru your late am in England"
pnvite us , i av the music if they all let me B a DJ yet on there

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"Evening bru your late am in England"

Oi geezer! Wot you tryin to say????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ' am i know i'am p,s give me the gig ,as i need the money as being a old foggie pls pls pls

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

which of you feckers necked my voddy???

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Not me I'm on the cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got the abba

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire


"which of you feckers necked my voddy???"

Sorry might have been me

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk


"which of you feckers necked my voddy???"

Here gorgeous, take the spare bottle I hid behind the curtains just don't tell anyone it was me that gave it to you

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"got the abba "

fuck abba, we demand some Robbie!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chardonnay anyone ?

poof!! "

All faux poofs can stand down. The REAL Queen is here. Now where's my Southern Comfort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"did someone remember condoms ?

What, is this a sex party?

NO! We're making water bombs for the late cummers!! "

Hah, missed me with the water bombs. Just as well I used to work for MI5 & can diffuse booby traps!

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By *ndykay OP   Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

SCOT!!!!! How are ya mate???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope it's no that stuff that the very old foggies listen too like the rolling stones , beatles and no forgettin the AC?DC "

Never mind yer dodgy AC/DC bands. Get the camp disco tunes on!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"chardonnay anyone ?

poof!!

All faux poofs can stand down. The REAL Queen is here. Now where's my Southern Comfort?"

Good evening your highness..... Mrs fun has been drinking all the booze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cuite u got food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got the abba "

Bit of Dancin Queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"SCOT!!!!! How are ya mate??? "

Evening Furry. Manhug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"got the abba

fuck abba, we demand some Robbie!!!!

"

Fuck Robbie - without lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"chardonnay anyone ?

poof!!

All faux poofs can stand down. The REAL Queen is here. Now where's my Southern Comfort?

Good evening your highness..... Mrs fun has been drinking all the booze "

Evenin Cutie. Mrs FC can guzzle whatever she wants. She might be the future Mrs Random. Lol!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"chardonnay anyone ?

poof!!

All faux poofs can stand down. The REAL Queen is here. Now where's my Southern Comfort?

Good evening your highness..... Mrs fun has been drinking all the booze

Evenin Cutie. Mrs FC can guzzle whatever she wants. She might be the future Mrs Random. Lol!"

Ooh can me n jacs be bridesmaids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all realise now that I'm here we need a new room? Preferably one with nekkid people.

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

Hi Scot. How you doing? Fancy a dance off? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Evenin Cutie. Mrs FC can guzzle whatever she wants. She might be the future Mrs Random. Lol!

Ooh can me n jacs be bridesmaids "

Ask the missus. Btw where is the future Zmrs Random?

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