FabSwingers.com forum: Tart!

By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

What wouldnt you do to get the man/woman of your choice on here lol

Are you a right TART when it comes to getting what you want lol

Come on who is the biggest male/female TART on here own up lol.

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By *exy-honey n mr honeyCouple
over a year ago

glasgow way

Always get wot I want

Im only a tart in the bedroom

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"What wouldnt you do to get the man/woman of your choice on here lol

Are you a right TART when it comes to getting what you want lol

Come on who is the biggest male/female TART on here own up lol.

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Tart no flirt n tease maybe

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

I offer coffee n doughnuts .... Works for me

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm just me lol

I'm a flirt

I have been called a tart before

But I'm just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only tart I have had is the strawberry one in morrisons this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What wouldnt you do to get the man/woman of your choice on here lol

Are you a right TART when it comes to getting what you want lol

Come on who is the biggest male/female TART on here own up lol.

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would offer

To sleep in the wet patch lol

Tart yes of course I'm a man lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah just love a nice tart !

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I wish I was a tart au citron! Then I would eat myself.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I wanna be a tart when I grow up

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By *risky4somesCouple
over a year ago

Near glasgow

I like to think of myself as less tart , more cupcake

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I wanna be a tart when I grow up

Now don't be silly bunks.... You will never grow up

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"I wanna be a tart when I grow up

Now don't be silly bunks.... You will never grow up

Lol thats true

rite need tart lessons who wants to teach me how to be a tart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx"

I'll settle for tart then

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

I'll settle for tart then

"
Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

I'll settle for tart then

Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol

I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake.

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

I'll settle for tart then

Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol

I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake."

Took your time!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Pan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

I'll settle for tart then

Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol

I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake.

Took your time!!!!!!!!!!! Peter Pan

I was beating the shit outta Tinkerbell for deleting my Who Viewed List.

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By *ola cubesMan
over a year ago

coatbridge

not me am sweet and virginal

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Wasn't me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I was too busy checking who was pervin my cock pics & see how many are under 30 & local. What did I miss?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

I'll settle for tart then

Omg I can't believe that scotrandom aint posted here yet ..where are you ya bugga lol

I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake."
Ahhhhh there you are the biggest fairy tart of all lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake.Ahhhhh there you are the biggest fairy tart of all lol

You can bite ma Immac'd fairy buns!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I was busy not being a tart & being more a fairy cake.Ahhhhh there you are the biggest fairy tart of all lol

You can bite ma Immac'd fairy buns!"
Mmmmmm nom nom nom lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

I'm next door now!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!"
awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx"

It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx

It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol."
eh i have several times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx

It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol. eh i have several times lol

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

"I'm next door now!! Lol

Me too Andy. Lets go to OUR Room / Thread. There's no hassle there. Hahaha!awwww enjoy your wee post lol xxx

It's not a wee post - check my pictures. Lol. eh i have several times lol

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!"
oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???"
eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party ....."

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!"
yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

You will

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

You will

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He better have been worth it hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

You will

He better have been worth it hahahahaha

As usual I was better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm from Essex ! Nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Essex ! Nuff said

Oh an Essex boy. My tartometer is goin into overdrive. Lol!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

You will

He better have been worth it hahahahaha

As usual I was better."
that i do not doubt lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew I shoulda made em Private. Yer just a tart Jaqs. Lol!oi i still havent forgot that hunk ya know

What hunk???eh the hunk at the bar at my brithday party .....

Ach I moved on since then. Lol!yeah me too ....but still wont forgive u lol

You will

He better have been worth it hahahahaha

As usual I was better.that i do not doubt lol

Dinna doubt a doer!

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman
over a year ago

Glenrothes

I've just had a good giggle. Thanks guys and girls

xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just had a good giggle. Thanks guys and girls

xxxxxx"

Anytime Dess. We're here all week. Lol!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"I'm from Essex ! Nuff said

Oh an Essex boy. My tartometer is goin into overdrive. Lol!"

Oi! Peter Pan! Watch out son, us southerners stick together

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

(In my best dirty den voice) ello princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Essex ! Nuff said

Oh an Essex boy. My tartometer is goin into overdrive. Lol!"
Ssshhhutttt upppp !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm from Essex ! Nuff said

Oh an Essex boy. My tartometer is goin into overdrive. Lol!Ssshhhutttt upppp !"

Pmsl. I don't watch EastBenders (or any soap for that matter). More a 24, Hawaii Five Oh, Lost kinda bloke.

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx"

So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you

And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!

Looks damned good if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you

And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!

Looks damned good if you ask me

Eat to your hearts content

Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good

lol

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you

And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!

Looks damned good if you ask me

Eat to your hearts content

Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good

lol "

I intend to take you up on that

Hope you're a juicy tart hehehe

Think I've taken the euphemism as far as I can here really. I'm talking about your hooha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a tart, or a slut

whatever you want me to be

but NOT a slag - never ever ever a slag lol hate that word xx

So if you're a tart, I assume you wouldn't mind me covering you in whipped cream and eating you

And mrs.scots says tarts are bad for me!

Looks damned good if you ask me

Eat to your hearts content

Tell Mrs that a little of what you fancy does you good

lol

I intend to take you up on that

Hope you're a juicy tart hehehe

Think I've taken the euphemism as far as I can here really. I'm talking about your hooha!"

Very juicy and squirty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm talking about your hooha!"

You weren't, were ya?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm talking about your hooha!

You weren't, were ya?!!!

lol xx

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Very juicy and squirty

That's the best kind

Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very juicy and squirty

That's the best kind

Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!"

You wouldn't be saying that if you had to sleep on the wet bit

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By *cotsbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Helensburgh

Very juicy and squirty

That's the best kind

Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!

You wouldn't be saying that if you had to sleep on the wet bit

Darling, I'm the man

I never have to sleep in the wet patch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very juicy and squirty

That's the best kind

Towels on hand, mop&bucket on standby!

You wouldn't be saying that if you had to sleep on the wet bit

Darling, I'm the man

I never have to sleep in the wet patch

By the time I'm finished with you - you'll do what your told

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By *bi_scotlandTV/TS
over a year ago

Glasgow

Definite tart lol

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