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By *ert999400 OP   Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Why do some men and some trans post pics of their erect cocks next to a TV remote? Are they using the remote to compare the size of their cock or are they trying to change channel? If they are using it to compare the size, why can they not use a ruler?

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Visual image reference is easier to read than markings on a ruler.

It's why some sex toy manufacturers use a can as reference to size.

Keep it simple stupid.

Plus most people don't have a ruler in their house.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Visual image reference is easier to read than markings on a ruler.

It's why some sex toy manufacturers use a can as reference to size.

Keep it simple stupid.

Plus most people don't have a ruler in their house.

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I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule . "

How do you know it's twelve inches if you don't measuring stick??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Visual image reference is easier to read than markings on a ruler.

It's why some sex toy manufacturers use a can as reference to size.

Keep it simple stupid.

Plus most people don't have a ruler in their house.

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule . "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

How do you know it's twelve inches if you don't measuring stick?? "

Well we have just measured our sky remote and its only 8" so def need a photo of ur 12" beside the wee 8" sky remote

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

How do you know it's twelve inches if you don't measuring stick??

Well we have just measured our sky remote and its only 8" so def need a photo of ur 12" beside the wee 8" sky remote "

No sky here I’m a virgin .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

How do you know it's twelve inches if you don't measuring stick??

Well we have just measured our sky remote and its only 8" so def need a photo of ur 12" beside the wee 8" sky remote

No sky here I’m a virgin . "

Well ur in luck as our virgin remote is only .04cms smaller than sky remote, so no excuses. U have made the statement

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

How do you know it's twelve inches if you don't measuring stick??

Well we have just measured our sky remote and its only 8" so def need a photo of ur 12" beside the wee 8" sky remote

No sky here I’m a virgin .

Well ur in luck as our virgin remote is only .04cms smaller than sky remote, so no excuses. U have made the statement "

Can’t get the remote out of the wife’s clutches .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Visual image reference is easier to read than markings on a ruler.

It's why some sex toy manufacturers use a can as reference to size.

Keep it simple stupid.

Plus most people don't have a ruler in their house.

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule . "

The old one are the best.

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


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I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule . "

Sky Remote was the default comparison although I believe Sky have made it smaller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I’ve a 12 inch penis but I don’t use it as a rule .

Sky Remote was the default comparison although I believe Sky have made it smaller? "

The remote or penises?

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By *ockness MonsterMan
over a year ago

United Kingdom

I believe SKY, because they understand that their tool is being used for measuring tools.

Are trying to get more male subscribers to their quest for domination, by promoting a new remote control that is only 6inches long but has an inscription on both sides saying that it is 12inches long and saying that the owner is one of the biggest cocks on the planet.

And therefore we should all bow to the big cock influencer and do as he does and subscribe to the biggest viewing platform on the planet.

And give them one of your biggest monthly outlays you will have from your restricted funds!!

Adverts eh? Who needs that many in your life?!!

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By *urphy88Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Dougal...

Small......... Far away

Small..... Far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Plus most people don't have a ruler in their house.

"

Quite a lot of men on fab do, they just pretend she doesn’t exist and say they are single

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish


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Quite a lot of men on fab do, they just pretend she doesn’t exist and say they are single "

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian


"Dougal...

Small......... Far away

Small..... Far away"

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By *imbob85Man
over a year ago

inverness

You have it all wrong we are measuring our remotes not our cocks silly

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