FabSwingers.com forum: Who is Hans?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Am I alone in noticing this guys name spray painted on every available surface as I drive around Glasgow?

He seems particularly active between Kirkintilloch and the M80 where it merges with the M8.

Just curious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it? "

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

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By *ocknrollerMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber

it is almost xmas afterall lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber

it is almost xmas afterall lol "

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I might be a total child, but I laughed when I learned that a mobile phone is nicknamed a 'handy' in Germany.

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By *crambledMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Loads of 'Cost' tags in the east end of Glasgow while the greater govan area used to have 'tocs' everywhere

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By *rm159Man
over a year ago

hamilton

If you drive the road to fort william it's leaf that's tagged on all the road signs

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By *eteHarleyCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

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By *yrshiremischiefMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I don't know but Max Bygraves and Malcolm McLaren were both pretty sure we need him.

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By *crambledMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Anyone remember the Al Jolson graffiti that appeared all over Glasgow in the late 80s, early 90s?

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone remember the Al Jolson graffiti that appeared all over Glasgow in the late 80s, early 90s?"

Yes it was an old guy who had a stall at the Barrows he also used to get done up like Al Jolson and sing.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

Maybe they keep getting stopped before they manage to spray "Han's yir cash yi Bawbag!"?

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

This is Nazi place for that.

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By *eamworkboyMan
over a year ago

Irvine

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

Oh god, you're a brat, the wurst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour. "

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

I keep laughing at these

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

Like it

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber

it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You are just being a Brat!

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By *vcarolTV/TS
over a year ago

kilmarnockish

"If you drive the road to fort william it's leaf that's tagged on all the road signs "

And in Shetland a fair few of horseback riders ahead signs have small cones on them.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber

it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference!

But isn’t that the setting of most Christmas films…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You are just being a Brat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wisnae me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't know but Max Bygraves and Malcolm McLaren were both pretty sure we need him."

(Pretty) is that vacant?

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I haven't noticed it...but I hope it's Hans Gruber

it is almost xmas afterall lol

Ohhhh no don’t start them on that!!! But YES it’s a Christmas film

It's a film set at Xmas time - there's a difference!

But isn’t that the setting of most Christmas films…

Most, bug not all- especially if you identify as non-season specific!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I see that we’re no closer to identifying the elusive Hans.

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you "

Coz YOU have Hans

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By *punkyMcFuckKnuckleMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

The question isn't who is Hans, but rather is he Super?

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By *avid_C78Man
over a year ago

Fife

As long as you aren’t hans solo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you

Coz YOU have Hans

I'm giggling at all yours xD

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By *wo for luckCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Last time I saw Hans plastered on something it was the bottom of the Nagatomi building Christmas’88

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

I applaud you

Coz YOU have Hans

I'm giggling at all yours xD "

Danke liebe

I was diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants today… it’s called fee-fi-phobia …

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By *ags73Man
over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Danke liebe

I was diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants today… it’s called fee-fi-phobia …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

This is Nazi place for that."

The best placed pun I’ve read in a very long time

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Last time I saw Hans plastered on something it was the bottom of the Nagatomi building Christmas’88"

Reminds me of my ex. Nag-it-to-me. Rather not.

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By *use and wolfCouple
over a year ago

angus

"I was hoping for more German Jokes and puns in here

This is Nazi place for that.

The best placed pun I’ve read in a very long time"

Thank you, i am here all week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no it’s a film set at Christmas time.

How about trading places through …great Xmas film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

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Is this not the best reply to OP post . What Dry humour . Clapping Hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea but I removed all the German numbers off my phone… it’s Hans free now

Is this not the best reply to OP post . What Dry humour . Clapping Hands

*curtsies shyly*

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By *issBehave69Man
over a year ago

Skype, Bulgaria

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

Now that is very clever and had me almost wetting my knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread was a gift to you, wasn’t it?

At least it wasn’t a German sausage joke, they are the wurst

You should be returned to the fartherland for that level of humour.

Here’s one for your current avatar, a centurion walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says “five pints please”

Now that is very clever and had me almost wetting my knickers

Ty ty I do like a good pun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And yet, the enigmatic (if spray painty) Hans remains ever elusive.

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By *amieboy169Man
over a year ago

perth

New him well he lived up the street from me

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