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"58! " Nope its actually 42 bud | |||
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"No, no and no lol " 58 days to our wedding ? | |||
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"58! " Oldest you have been with? Guess she loves reading this here! | |||
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"No. And no day off on Friday unfortunately " see if this is something stipid im gonna kick your ass next time i see you lol | |||
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"No. And no day off on Friday unfortunately see if this is something stipid im gonna kick your ass next time i see you lol " Well I don't think it's stupid lol | |||
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"58 different excuses youve heard today for not meeting you " No but I like it lmao | |||
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"PP has a lot to answer for... as usual " Not this time - for a change lol | |||
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"Level in candy crush " Deleted it lol. But I'm level 168 on jetpack! | |||
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"Nope lol " 57 hrs till ur silver membership expires ? | |||
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"Hrs til March" I hadn't thought of that! Yes it is but it's not what I am thinking of | |||
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"Nope lol 57 hrs till ur silver membership expires ?" Nope lol | |||
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"The amount of times we've cursed you trying to figure out the relevance of 58? " Probably | |||
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"Grey hairs on yer baws?" Never counted them lol | |||
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"The amount of times we've cursed you trying to figure out the relevance of 58? Probably " Dies that mean we're close? | |||
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"The amount of times we've cursed you trying to figure out the relevance of 58? Probably Dies that mean we're close? " Nope lol just that you are all cursing lol | |||
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"5 ft 8 " I am but no lol | |||
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"58 police cautions for sexual harassment " Nah Bunkie that's me. Lol! | |||
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"58 police cautions for sexual harassment " No, that was you at the last count! | |||
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"58 police cautions for sexual harassment No, that was you at the last count! " 58 ways to leave your lover ? | |||
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"58 police cautions for sexual harassment No, that was you at the last count! 58 ways to leave your lover ?" Nope - only done that once | |||
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"58 police cautions for sexual harassment No, that was you at the last count! " Nope not me ...i'm up to 79 just for this month | |||
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"I am hoping that this one becomes post number 58... " Nope ye missed lol | |||
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"58 times a lady. Hmm or is that 3? Knock 58 times. Nah that's 3 again! 58 is the magic number? Damn that's 3 again Red Balloons? Nope that's 99. " Think I was the 58th anyway heehee | |||
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"I am hoping that this one becomes post number 58... " Yours was 60th. | |||
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"58 weeks until your tag comes off " Pmsl. Times yer gonna get bum poked by a cell mate cos ya broke the tag & the conditions of yer sentence, so now yer heading for the jail? | |||
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"Hmm 56 on status now .... So 56 hours til your meet " 58 hours till you go off on holiday & leave us all wondering wtf the 58 was all about? | |||
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"58 maltezers you managed to jam in your ass but 2 have escaped at high velocity when you farted " mao. Ways you eat yer Cadburys Cream Egg? | |||
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"58 old people youve happy slapped today " 58 tongue moves, | |||
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"58 old people youve happy slapped today " The amount of times you've thought you could slap Bunkie's ass. Or is that just me? | |||
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"lbs lost. Congratulations. Well done ))) xx" £Pounds lost at the casino. Commiserations. | |||
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"Well done missd xx " woooooo hoooooo whats my prize ? | |||
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"Well done missd xx woooooo hoooooo whats my prize ? " 58 spanks!!!!! Lmfao | |||
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"58 old people youve happy slapped today The amount of times you've thought you could slap Bunkie's ass. Or is that just me? " Think thats just you lol | |||
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"55 hrs to ur birthday ?" Surely it wasnt as bloody boring and as simple as that lol | |||
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"55 hrs to ur birthday ? Surely it wasnt as bloody boring and as simple as that lol " You thought too much mate lmao. But I loved some of the suggestions!!!! Shows just how everyone's minds work lmao | |||
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"So it was so many hours to your 58th birthday. " Oi!!!!!! I'm not THAT old yet lol | |||
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"My mistake. " Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol | |||
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"58 old people youve happy slapped today The amount of times you've thought you could slap Bunkie's ass. Or is that just me? Think thats just you lol" Somehow I don't think I'm the only one on here that wants to pat them with a slap. Tho I might be the only fella in the Forums Bunkie. Heh heh heh. | |||
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"55 hrs to ur birthday ? Surely it wasnt as bloody boring and as simple as that lol " So yet another date for me to forget every year. | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol " Are you 21 on Friday or 39? | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol Are you 21 on Friday or 39? " 39 lol. You didn't need to creep lol | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol Are you 21 on Friday or 39? " Psssst add both together | |||
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"55 hrs to ur birthday ? Surely it wasnt as bloody boring and as simple as that lol So yet another date for me to forget every year. " Yep. Unless you are a secret Welshman! It is St David's day as well lol. So wear your daffodil and leek with pride lmao | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol Are you 21 on Friday or 39? Psssst add both together " You aren't that old _unkie!!!!! Are you???? | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol Are you 21 on Friday or 39? Psssst add both together You aren't that old _unkie!!!!! Are you???? " Not quite but some cold mornings I fecking feel it lol | |||
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"My mistake. Ok, I'll let you off I you can tell me my real age on Friday lol Are you 21 on Friday or 39? Psssst add both together You aren't that old _unkie!!!!! Are you???? Not quite but some cold mornings I fecking feel it lol" Don't we all | |||
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"Well you might get a little birthday wink from me on Friday " Promises lol | |||
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"Well you might get a little birthday wink from me on Friday " Its my birthday its my birthday!!!! .....ohh alright its not ...sulks off | |||
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"Well you might get a little birthday wink from me on Friday Its my birthday its my birthday!!!! .....ohh alright its not ...sulks off" It didn't start as that lol. It was all about a random number and seeing what people came up with lol. But if it makes to feel better, you can have some of my birthday cake if my kids get me one - and they leave any lol | |||
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"Its my birthday its my birthday!!!! .....ohh alright its not ...sulks off It didn't start as that lol. It was all about a random number and seeing what people came up with lol. But if it makes to feel better, you can have some of my birthday cake if my kids get me one - and they leave any lol " Ooh cake. I'm coming round then (& I may even blow out yer candle). Lol | |||
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"Its my birthday its my birthday!!!! .....ohh alright its not ...sulks off It didn't start as that lol. It was all about a random number and seeing what people came up with lol. But if it makes to feel better, you can have some of my birthday cake if my kids get me one - and they leave any lol Ooh cake. I'm coming round then (& I may even blow out yer candle). Lol" Lmao. Good luck!!! My little girl always gets there first!!!! Even when I got one of the candles that relights itself!!! | |||
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"Pssst andy mate I dont think it was THAT candle he wanted to blow " Psssst _unkie. I'm not that daft lol | |||
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"Haha. I have those candles! It drives the kids mad when they finally think they have blown them all out and then they relight. Every year it makes me laugh. " I know! They never learn!!!! Lmao. Sparklers work too lol | |||
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"Time is up!!!! Happy Birthday " Thank you | |||
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"Piss off and away collect yer pension Gramps xx " Can I get a lift on your mobility scooter???? | |||
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"Time is up!!!! " That's what Jeff Goldblum said in Independence Day just before they blew it all up! | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1" Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me " . the only one | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one " Very true!! Lmao | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one Very true!! Lmao " At least you av one | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one Very true!! Lmao At least you av one " Yeah, but she's 41/2 so it's nothing naughty lmao | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one Very true!! Lmao At least you av one Yeah, but she's 41/2 so it's nothing naughty lmao " She has to love me - I'm her dad and she's not a teenager yet | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one Very true!! Lmao " Awww that's not true ur wifey to be wufffffs you too.....Mmmmm macNcheese | |||
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"Happy birthday bud hope its a good 1 Thanks mate. It's been ok, missed out on my birthday hug so I'm gonna get my fill tonight with my little lady instead. Not quite the same but she loves me . the only one Very true!! Lmao Awww that's not true ur wifey to be wufffffs you too.....Mmmmm macNcheese " | |||
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"Pssst andy mate I dont think it was THAT candle he wanted to blow " Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday | |||
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"Psssst _unkie. I'm not that daft lol " I was betting on more senile than daft, but either works. Lmao! | |||
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"Pssst andy mate I dont think it was THAT candle he wanted to blow Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday " 31st of feb | |||
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"I do so love macncheese but you have to have garlic bread with it!!! " Of course homemade ciabatta garlic bread ...but know ul be more interested In what's for dessert Mmmmm | |||
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"Pssst andy mate I dont think it was THAT candle he wanted to blow Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday 31st of feb " Precisely why you'll never grow up! | |||
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"Pssst andy mate I dont think it was THAT candle he wanted to blow Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday 31st of feb Precisely why you'll never grow up!" Oh come on, you know he's just a lost boy lol | |||
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"Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday 31st of feb Precisely why you'll never grow up! Oh come on, you know he's just a lost boy lol " I was goin for Lost Cause. | |||
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"Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday 31st of feb Precisely why you'll never grow up! Oh come on, you know he's just a lost boy lol I was goin for Lost Cause." I'm not that evil | |||
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"Bunkie - when's YOUR birthday 31st of feb Precisely why you'll never grow up! Oh come on, you know he's just a lost boy lol I was goin for Lost Cause. I'm not that evil " I am | |||
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"I do so love macncheese but you have to have garlic bread with it!!! Of course homemade ciabatta garlic bread ...but know ul be more interested In what's for dessert Mmmmm " What is for dessert?????? | |||
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"I dont get lost I just take the scenic route " Quite right mate. That's true of all men lol | |||
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"I do so love macncheese but you have to have garlic bread with it!!! Of course homemade ciabatta garlic bread ...but know ul be more interested In what's for dessert Mmmmm What is for dessert?????? " Mmmmmmmm maybe something with whipped cream and a cherry???? | |||
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"I do so love macncheese but you have to have garlic bread with it!!! Of course homemade ciabatta garlic bread ...but know ul be more interested In what's for dessert Mmmmm What is for dessert?????? " Awwwww hubby to be you should know the answer to that ....Anything your wee heart desires lol | |||
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"I do so love macncheese but you have to have garlic bread with it!!! Of course homemade ciabatta garlic bread ...but know ul be more interested In what's for dessert Mmmmm What is for dessert?????? Awwwww hubby to be you should know the answer to that ....Anything your wee heart desires lol " Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm | |||
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