FabSwingers.com forum: Battle of the Sexes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all know how delightfully infuriating the opposite sex can can be. Gimme your most infuriating trait of the opposite sex (all in good fun of course)

I’ll start, putting dirty dishes on the worktop ABOVE the dishwasher instead of IN it

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By *eefMassageMan
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

When she takes the car and returns it with no fuel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When she takes the car and returns it with no fuel"

But we love you do that

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By *annytkoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Shared irrational fears in the household, for example insects everyone will scared or no one will be. This is more apparent when you look at other less fortunate countries vs here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shared irrational fears in the household, for example insects everyone will scared or no one will be. This is more apparent when you look at other less fortunate countries vs here."

Anything with more than four legs is scary tbf…

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

When the bin is full but they play jenga balancing more on top rather than emptying it

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Never putting the loo seat up.

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By *rgoodnbadMan
over a year ago

greenock

Not owning up to farts.

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By *r n Mrs BlissCouple
over a year ago

Livingston

Buying things that’s not needed and ending up with 4 or 5 of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any chance you can pick your hair out of the shower drain…

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By *ittleRed18Woman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Any chance you can pick your hair out of the shower drain… "
I see you and raise you cleaning off those little bristley beard hairs from the bathroom sink

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

Talking over TV programmes.

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By *ennyjMan
over a year ago

falkirk

"Any chance you can pick your hair out of the shower drain… "
..must be the number 1 bathroom trait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any chance you can pick your hair out of the shower drain… I see you and raise you cleaning off those little bristley beard hairs from the bathroom sink

How about you lot use your own razors…?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putting empty biscuit boxes back in cupboard

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

This is reading like a list of stuff my kids do

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By *ostringsfun4uMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Pulling out every eyeliner, make up brush, blusher, lip stick, eye brow pencil that she has ever owned, spend half an hour using them, make a mess all over the bathroom and just leave it there without putting any of it away or cleaning up the mess.

The women are bad for it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put yo’ makeup wipes in the bin…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is reading like a list of stuff my kids do

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dated two women who both watched TV with subtitles on. Not hard of hearing just habit.

I end up reading it and missing the actual acting; may as well pick up a book at that point.

On that note, does watching LOTR woth subtitles on count as reading the books?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dated two women who both watched TV with subtitles on. Not hard of hearing just habit.

I end up reading it and missing the actual acting; may as well pick up a book at that point.

On that note, does watching LOTR woth subtitles on count as reading the books?

Have to agree with that one but NO to the last bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All I can say is… vive la difference

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