FabSwingers.com forum: Dream Job…

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

Celebrity spray tanner women only of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Celebrity spray tanner women only of course

Ooooo you’ve thought about this haven’t you

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By *ostringsfun4uMan
over a year ago

Cumbernauld

Oompa Loompa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bouncer at an Open door night

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

Maid to the lady lighthouse keeper .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I do now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call calling the cold callers

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"Call calling the cold callers"

Imagine if there was a phone number list for them you’d making a killing selling that on .

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

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By *cotsman269Man
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Celebrity spray tanner women only of course

Ooooo you’ve thought about this haven’t you

Long and often

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By *annytkoMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hairloss treatment sales rep. Put these genes too use

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bouncer at an Open door night

You’re hired!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

Maid to the lady lighthouse keeper .

Ooft you too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Call calling the cold callers"

I’ve heard of folk using the free reply envelopes from postal advertising or charities to put each others mail in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncer at an Open door night

You’re hired!!!

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Anytime you feel the need to be bounced

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bouncer at an Open door night

You’re hired!!!

Anytime you feel the need to be bounced

Lord knows there plenty to be bounced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bouncer at an Open door night

You’re hired!!!

Anytime you feel the need to be bounced

Lord knows there plenty to be bounced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lumberjack

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

To be a cleaner or stripper in a Turkish bath full of women

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Forensic pathologist

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By *yatollah GMan
over a year ago

East Kilbride

Im happy with what I do now but early retirement would be the dream

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

"Lumberjack"

He cuts down trees,

He wears high heels,

Suspenders and a bra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Writing

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I'd love to be a content creator, but, not on one of 'those' platforms. It would do something related education, and travel & culture.

I just need a good 4K camera with a built-in gimbal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake Tester

I am partial to a cake haha

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

Packer in a fudge factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Packer in a fudge factory

Pmsl you enjoy fudge packing then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab new pic approver. But only ladies ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lumberjack

He cuts down trees,

He wears high heels,

Suspenders and a bra"

Only at the weekends ;0]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional lottery winner

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By *ohn fun500Man
over a year ago

south Lanarkshire

pie licking (steak) lol

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By *ighlandballsMan
over a year ago

perth

Porn Star

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Good question, something that stimulates me and keeps me excited.

Probably what I do now.

Fook am sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in my dream job

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By *ussymufferMan
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

A bed tester

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By *ergus1000Man
over a year ago

Greenock

Cat sitter, Fergus loves a pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the world go by and being paid for it appeals to me or an archaeologists helper

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

"Professional lottery winner "

I came to say the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My job, minus the politics!!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Boob handler

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By *otwifedundeeWoman
over a year ago

Dundee

A Fab Swingers adjudicator, and bring it back to how it was a few years ago

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland

Sex toy tester

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By *aliskerWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Digital Nomad, traveling the world.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Sex toy tester

You test toys, I'll test your boobs. Deal?

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By *iraffemabakMan
over a year ago

northwest

Deckhand on a submarine ??

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By *ennyjMan
over a year ago

falkirk

Knicker remover at a club night

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By *arren and AliciaCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Mr footballer

Mrs fashion model

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By *ixenFoxCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Professional lottery winner "

Yeah, who dreams about having a job? Much rather be rich, lying on a beach drinking mojitos!

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Professional people watcher

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Professional people watcher

That's easy. Just retire and sit in a coffee shop window all day with large latte, make sure you order it extra hot as you will be there for a long time.

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By *owboy BebopMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Work in ( or own) an independent record shop ….think Hi -Fidelity (movie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had an interview last week for one that I’d class as being up there for the perfect job, maybe not dream as I think professional crisp eater doesn’t exist.

Monday - Friday 9-5 too which tickles my pickle!

Never had that before

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By *abulousAvaWoman
over a year ago

Dainty Town

My ideal job would be the woman who oils up the torsos of male models in a photo shoot.

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Professional people watcher

That's easy. Just retire and sit in a coffee shop window all day with large latte, make sure you order it extra hot as you will be there for a long time.

I will make that my plan for 9 years time

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By *lbie6Man
over a year ago

glasgow

"My ideal job would be the woman who oils up the torsos of male models in a photo shoot.

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you offering

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

sussex and Wales

"… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

In my teens….., it was to be a sniper ….. please don’t judge, I was an odd teen

my dream job aspirations changed over the years and am now doing my dream job

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Professional people watcher

That's easy. Just retire and sit in a coffee shop window all day with large latte, make sure you order it extra hot as you will be there for a long time.

I will make that my plan for 9 years time

At this rate of inflation and pension age rises you better make sure you get a decent lottery win in first.

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By *iscret pleasureMan
over a year ago

Ramsey

Professional gigolo

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

"Professional people watcher

That's easy. Just retire and sit in a coffee shop window all day with large latte, make sure you order it extra hot as you will be there for a long time.

I will make that my plan for 9 years time

At this rate of inflation and pension age rises you better make sure you get a decent lottery win in first.

Well hopefully my brood will have moved out by then so I can easily sell up, buy a studio flat and live off my kids inheritance if money is tight but still aiming for 9 years

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

"Professional people watcher

That's easy. Just retire and sit in a coffee shop window all day with large latte, make sure you order it extra hot as you will be there for a long time.

I will make that my plan for 9 years time

At this rate of inflation and pension age rises you better make sure you get a decent lottery win in first.

Well hopefully my brood will have moved out by then so I can easily sell up, buy a studio flat and live off my kids inheritance if money is tight but still aiming for 9 years

Lottery win it is then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

In my teens….., it was to be a sniper ….. please don’t judge, I was an odd teen

my dream job aspirations changed over the years and am now doing my dream job

My immediate thought was far from judgemental. I was wondering how much it would be to hire you to take out most of the front benchers in parliament (and maybe another couple of world “leaders”)

PS Glad you’ve found your dream job

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

sussex and Wales

"… after a confused conversation it was decided this could be fun. What is your dream job. Be silly or not, turns out mine was lighthouse keeper!

What’s yours dear fabbers?

In my teens….., it was to be a sniper ….. please don’t judge, I was an odd teen

my dream job aspirations changed over the years and am now doing my dream job

My immediate thought was far from judgemental. I was wondering how much it would be to hire you to take out most of the front benchers in parliament (and maybe another couple of world “leaders”)

PS Glad you’ve found your dream job

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By *ab_Fucker_xxxMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

Austin Powers so I can be a swinger that transports thru time

yeah baby

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By *ergus1000Man
over a year ago

Greenock

"Professional gigolo

All gigolos are professional.

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Be honest guys- porn star! X

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By *ink-KameraMan
over a year ago

Livingston

"Cat sitter, Fergus loves a pussy."
I thought Fergus sung the blues?

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