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By *ewspin OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.

Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me

So has anyone heard of any of this??

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.

Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me

So has anyone heard of any of this??

"
yes I have heard that both a an upside down pineapple and pampas grass were also signs but neaver heard of a flamingo

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.

Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me

So has anyone heard of any of this??

"

Upside Pineapple, (I think if you go to clubs), have heard that if you tie a shopping bag to your trolley is a sign, similarly if you wear a badge of an upside Pineapple with the words, if you know, you know, is a dead giveaway.

Don’t think Pampas grass so much now as gone out of fashion a bit. Flamingoes…. Bit like sheep probably

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley...."

Surely not

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By *ewspin OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Will be looking out for plastic bags on trollies now then while I'm wearing a pineapple t-shit carrying a blow up flamingo with pampas grass in my trolly

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

I’ve heard that women wear an ankle bracelet as a sign but I’m not 100% about that.

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Also

To wear a black ring on your index finger, is a sign too..Rx

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By *rs Robinson no 1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

Surely not "

It's true..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Well been on here for a few years off and on and by no means a regular but do enjoy the site when the time is right, not really up on swinging etiquette so was wondering about something I was told today.

Speaking about tattoos with a female friend and told her someone I know was wanting to get a pineapple tattoo with some meaningful words to them beside it to which my friend replied 'oh no not a pineapple that's a sign your into swinging' I asked why that was and said she was told that a while back or it might have been a upside down pineapple, I had never heard of that... She then said a flamingo and pampas grass are also signs of being into swinging... This was all new to me

So has anyone heard of any of this??

yes I have heard that both a an upside down pineapple and pampas grass were also signs but neaver heard of a flamingo "

Hastily removes flamingo from parcel shelf of car .

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By *exy gentMan
over a year ago

Midlothian


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

Surely not

It's true.."

Better be careful when in tescos next

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I've heard if a guy winks at you three times and touches his nose with his left index finger whilst you're baw deep in his Mrs, that's a sign, too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks with sandals is the sign of a swinger. The older the sandals the more experienced the swinger

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By *at-me-drink-meWoman
over a year ago

w.lothian.TAKE ME TO WONDERLAND

My dad has pampas grass.i only found out what it ment when he put a coded update about his grass on fb. Iv always wanted an up side down pineapple sticker in my window. I cant now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

Surely not

It's true.."

Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger

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By *nferno sausageMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

Surely not

It's true..

Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger "

It's the wannabe swingers moaning about having no joy on Fab that normally do this. They walk around Tesco with an empty bag tied to an empty trolley grumbling "Am no getting any messages".

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By *redwilma666Couple
over a year ago

Kilbirnie

Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?

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By *ewspin OP   Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I've heard if a guy winks at you three times and touches his nose with his left index finger whilst you're baw deep in his Mrs, that's a sign, too. "

Are you sure... Not heard that one either lol

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By *heFastandtheCuriousCouple
over a year ago

Midlothian

There is another pineapple discussion on a different forum post. I never knew about this, oddly I always fancied a wee pineapple tattoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?"

I wear a hot wife ankle bracelet on holiday in Gran Canaria and people have commented on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I spent all day in Tesco with a bag tied to the front of my trolley. Nothing except being asked a couple of old dears if worked there and if i new where the tinned prunes were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we should have a FAB shopping day. Say Tesco in Silverburn and be like the dodgems with our bags on our trolleys. Anyone up for that ?

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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Lol yes I wear it and say it's from SpongeBob to the vanilla's..I have a charm bracelet with a pineapple. I still prefer the USA Lifestyle title and way of being and not the UK Swinger term or style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I’m shopping in fife I’ll be pineappled and bagged up . In Dunfermline tm

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley....

Surely not

It's true..

Not sure why anyone doing their weekly shop would want to indicate to other people they are a swinger "

Perhaps, they were searching for viagra. Not only will it double you’re erection but also double you’re club card point.

Every little bit helps

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By *oneys1Couple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Pineapples, anklets, flamingos

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Can recall an episode of taggart involving swingers...

Bear in mind there would have been research done prior to the writing of the script....

The secret code amongst the swingers was a stone hedgehog in front garden..

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Gets my hedgehog collection out the loft

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Gets my hedgehog collection out the loft "

Good can you hide my flamingos up there instead ?

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By *tm A is for AlexMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guessing I'll be keeping a good eye out when I go for the weekly messages now haha

Is it just Tesco and Asda or is Lidl/Aldi fair game too?

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By *assNGuyCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?"

We both got upside down Pineapples tattooed on our arms so known about Pineapple for a while. Likewise putting in your trolley upside down, never heard of the bag though.

Flamingos we found out was a common sign for when on a cruise, not sure how true though.

And yes heard of the pampas grass outside house but again don't know how true that is in todays world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley...."
Tried This years ago,tied two bags ,cos i was looking for a threesome At the time, nothing happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will now have different thoughts in my head when i enter some off my friends houses as they have Pampas grass growing in there garden

Any word about yucca trees as i have 1 in my garden do i need to dig it up

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By *ittyScritchesWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think far more women wear anklets just as anklets than as a signal so reading too much into it could well be a fast track to a very awkward situation.

I do sometimes wonder how many homeowners / renters have inherited pampas grass on their lawns with no idea it might have been planted with an alternative motive (or put it in themselves coz they just thought it looked nice!)

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Let me get this right…

If I tie pampas grass to the front of my shopping trolley and hold a pineapple upside down at the meats section,I could potentially get a couple of old bags.

That’s awesome…..

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"I think we should have a FAB shopping day. Say Tesco in Silverburn and be like the dodgems with our bags on our trolleys. Anyone up for that ?"

I'm sure if you head to Morrisons it will work better.

Just don't do it in Waitrose - nothing but gossip-mongers there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Just don't do it in Waitrose - nothing but gossip-mongers there..."

What about M&S? "This isn't just a swingers' sign pineapple..."

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"

What about M&S? "This isn't just a swingers' sign pineapple...""

....this is a unicorn pineapple, courtesy of fab.

(With posh M&A knickers on, obvs)

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie

Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, Tescos VIP,

I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,

I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,

I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,

Oooh bee dooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, Tescos VIP,

I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,

I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,

I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,

Oooh bee dooo

"
A wasted talent, have you ever thought of songwriter to the star's

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By *ookie69Man
over a year ago

Whistle Dixie


"Now I'm the king of the swingers

Oh, Tescos VIP,

I’ve spent a lot, she wears a frock and that’s what’s bothering me,

I wanna join the fab fan club and slap some bitches ass,

I’ve just seen what other men do and buy some pampas grass,

Oooh bee dooo

A wasted talent, have you ever thought of songwriter to the star's "

Shhhh

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"A plastic bag tied to the front of your Asda/Tesco trolley...."

•

Is a Waitrose™ trolley permissible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the gal with the pink flamingo t-shirt at my work is is on here somewhere! Lol

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By *iraffemabakMan
over a year ago

northwest

That's my weekend sorted out ,I'm heading round all the local supermarkets tying bags to all the the trolleys then I'll just stand back and watch all the excitement.

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By *ets go again!Man
over a year ago

paisley

I best start strapping a big plastic bag to my trolley

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By *onnieandClyde08Couple
over a year ago

Stirling

Oh, I’ve worn anklets for years but never knew about that! Haha oh well

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By *urd no1Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

TEMU sell car stickers one being an upside down pineapple and reads,, I prefer pineapple to vanilla

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Even if all these signs are true. Does anyone have big enough balls to act on it?"

Not sure what size they are, will need to borrow a sky remote from somewhere to check!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got pampus grass round the front and the back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ve got pampus grass round the front and the back lol "

Think you can get a cream for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think far more women wear anklets just as anklets than as a signal so reading too much into it could well be a fast track to a very awkward situation.

I do sometimes wonder how many homeowners / renters have inherited pampas grass on their lawns with no idea it might have been planted with an alternative motive (or put it in themselves coz they just thought it looked nice!)"

Your exactly right about anklets. They are really popular with European women as fashion accessories

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS
over a year ago

Nowhere


"Will be looking out for plastic bags on trollies now then while I'm wearing a pineapple t-shit carrying a blow up flamingo with pampas grass in my trolly "

Hahahaha me too

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