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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My last post got deleted as was deemed to be offensive

This one I hope will not offend as many people

Dumb sh!t aka 'blonde moments'

For a relatively intelligent (and handsome ) young man, I constantly find myself doin a lot of dumb sh!t, regularly

Whether it be breaking things, losing things, spilling or forgetting to do things

The list is honestly endless. I never cease to surprise myself with the innovative and creative new ways I find to do extraordinarily dumb sh!t , and get myself into all sorts of predicaments and situations. I could probably list a couple examples every day.

Luckily I usualy see the funny side and manage to see the light at the end of the tunnel, and more often than not, come out on top

I wanna know some of the silly things you have done or do that you will admit to doing, just so I can be reassured that there are other unfortunate souls like me out there, and also to let you share some of your blonde moments and simply get it off your chest

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By *eeflower69Woman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Isn't the light at the end of the tunnel the on coming train?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got married twice

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By *uncouple981Couple
over a year ago

ayrshire

I thought my car doors had frozen with the kids inside when I was dropping them off at school. I had a right panic trying to prise the door open for a good few minutes until I realised I had locked the car by mistake when I jumped out.

That is just one of the many things I do. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the age of 16 I woke up a bit late and was rushing myself to go out for high school. I didnt even clean my face or had breakfast. The high school was a couple miles walk and only half way and when I noticed the streets were surprisingly too quiet from the usual I remembered that it was a weekend!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Isn't the light at the end of the tunnel the on coming train? "

Im well and truely screwed then.....coz there's light at both ends

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"got married twice "

Lol

man makes mistakes, mistakes don't make the man

They do cost him a fortune

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my car doors had frozen with the kids inside when I was dropping them off at school. I had a right panic trying to prise the door open for a good few minutes until I realised I had locked the car by mistake when I jumped out.

That is just one of the many things I do. X"

Haha thats funny

I take it the kids will be wanting to get the bus to school from now on

Today I managed to burst the zip on my trousers at work. Dont think anyone noticed haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"At the age of 16 I woke up a bit late and was rushing myself to go out for high school. I didnt even clean my face or had breakfast. The high school was a couple miles walk and only half way and when I noticed the streets were surprisingly too quiet from the usual I remembered that it was a weekend!! "

doh lol would have been raging!

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