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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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I'm always deleted if I'm nice or nasty or match the persons requirements or don't match their requirements or am a single guy or am a single alien or advertise that I will only meet on the fifth Thursday of the month or will only meet people with 21/2 legs. Why????? ***whiny whiny whiny***

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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(Hope this gets it out of people's systems before we are flooded with real ones)

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

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I humbly apologise for signing off on this mans day release.. I thought he was ready to re-enter society but clearly I was mistaken lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"I humbly apologise for signing off on this mans day release.. I thought he was ready to re-enter society but clearly I was mistaken lol

it was a weekend pass woooohoooo

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By *ikkiBWoman
over a year ago

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"I humbly apologise for signing off on this mans day release.. I thought he was ready to re-enter society but clearly I was mistaken lol

it was a weekend pass woooohoooo

Damn that guy was right... I shoulda gone to specsavers lol

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"I humbly apologise for signing off on this mans day release.. I thought he was ready to re-enter society but clearly I was mistaken lol

it was a weekend pass woooohoooo

Damn that guy was right... I shoulda gone to specsavers lol"

Pmsfl!

. We're the specs for writing or looking at me though??

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fifth thursday of the month suits me....shit really should put it amoungst my list of demands on my profile eh?!

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"Fifth thursday of the month suits me....shit really should put it amoungst my list of demands on my profile eh?!

Anyone got a pen???

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!

Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!

Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"Oh and for the right lady/alien I can also do 30 February too!!!!!

Nope sorry can't do the 30th February, not until the dark moon rises upon the moss covered mountain in the third quadrant of the spiritual calendar of hedonistic harmony "

Isn't that next weekend????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it, shit, was looking at the wrong hedonistic calendar....and I obviously meant what I said as it registered 3 times!

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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"Is it, shit, was looking at the wrong hedonistic calendar....and I obviously meant what I said as it registered 3 times!"

I just thought that was for my benefit - you know us loons with weekend passes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!"

Damn mines to the right

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!"

Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!

Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice

thats just way to naughty and got me giggling mr _utty.....ferret away

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By *ndykay OP Man
over a year ago

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I don't have a mole either. Will a nubbin do?

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By *uttyMan
over a year ago

Local to you maybe

"But hey its compulsory that you have a mole the size of a 5 pence piece three quarters down your back and lying slightly to the left!

Don't have a mole, will a ferret suffice

thats just way to naughty and got me giggling mr _utty.....ferret away "

He's a very well behaved ferret, with a wet nose

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