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By *aftSpunk OP   Man
over a year ago

Motherwell

I received a unique message from a couple today saying to "pay and do what you like".

I don't know if they meant to pay me for my services, or more likely they are looking for payment in a "Pimp My Bride" sort of arrangement.

Either way it was new to me. I'm sure there are stranger requests out there, but that one caught me off guard.

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By *eamacCouple
over a year ago

fife

Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash

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By *ueen CatWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash "

Where do we place bets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash "

What was your answer

M.

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By *dd1ootMan
over a year ago

Dundee

The first message I received was a photo of some cash on a table, followed up with a dick pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash "

Had that one too - heard some horror stories about that

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By *hyme2020Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow Scotland


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever"

I have no words. Like literally none.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever

I have no words. Like literally none. "

I was also stuck, for the first time ever

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever

I have no words. Like literally none.

I was also stuck, for the first time ever "

Total boack and roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got asked if I'd take cock up my ass for a chocolate biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash

Where do we place bets? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever"

You could have told him to just use a dill dough (see what I did there)

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever"

There was me thinking I was special

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever"

Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever

Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair "

Beware oncoming inbox explosion .

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By *eamacCouple
over a year ago

fife


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash

What was your answer

M."

Ding ding I’m hard as feck show me da money

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Nothing beats the bread guy.

Asked me if he was to send me the money for two loafs of bread and £50, would I chew one loaf up, spit it back into the bag and post it to him (postage also paid).

Before I could reply, as I was oddly speechless, he had sent another with a photo of him with a warburtons effort, asking if he “could tempt me with a bagel”

Easiest £50 ever

Now why does nobody offer me £50 to eat chocolate? Life is so unfair

Beware oncoming inbox explosion . "

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By *ixenFoxCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 15/09/23 17:29:46]

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By *ixenFoxCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash "

So were we! Totally up for it but Vixen wasn't!

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland

We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.

Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.

But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.

Oh and once again under a third profile.

Has anybody be else had that whacko ?

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"Was recently asked if I would be interested in a girl on girl cat fight for cash

What was your answer

M.

Ding ding I’m hard as feck show me da money "

Think we had that same couple contact us once

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.

Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.

But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.

Oh and once again under a third profile.

Has anybody be else had that whacko ? "

Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right.

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By *ewcpl80Couple
over a year ago

Scotland


"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.

Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.

But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.

Oh and once again under a third profile.

Has anybody be else had that whacko ?

Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right. "

Well they do say honest hands are dirty hands

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By *ifferentClassMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"We had some weirdo from Ayr asking male half to physically beat him to a pulp, guy was like: no holding back, kidney punches, smashed in face ect ect.

Needless to say that days letter was B, and B stands for blocked.

But few months later he reappeared under a new profile, he’d obviously forgotten us and this time wanted to give money to be beaten up.

Oh and once again under a third profile.

Has anybody be else had that whacko ?

Burns once said Ayr was a toun of honest men and bonnie lasses. He got the latter part right.

Well they do say honest hands are dirty hands "

, nae comment.

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