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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We are all peely wally Scots. Whats the worst place you've burnt in the sun

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By *cotCouple666Couple
over a year ago

Central Belt

My legs. Went kayaking in the Balearics and stupidly didn't put any cream on them. My thinking was "meh, they never tan like the rest of me. Maybe this way they won't look like milk bottles". OMG agony! Woke up from a siesta and couldn't stand!

Beth x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sounds sore. My feet got burnt once bloody agony

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.

I think I've burnt all over apart from my bits n bobs and bum.

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By *andi_CDTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh

my bum

was on a nudist beach in Croatia and fell asleep

struggled to sit for the rest of the holiday

ooyah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Early 90’s on my first foreign holidays I always got burnt.

Just arrived in Cyprus and said let’s go for a walk along the beach mid day. Being smart I said I’m wearing a t-shirt as I don’t want to burn.

Got back after a few hours and took the t-shirt off and I was red raw

Turns out the t-shirt material was so thin that I got burnt through the shirt . Who knew

This was within 4 hours of arriving in Ayia Napa. Needless to say I spent a few days with another t-shirt on and in the shade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

13 in Lanzarote, burnt my shoulders so badly, I woke up covered in blisters

16 on a sunbed, burnt my balls and my arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My toes actually! Super uncomfortable after and trying to get shoes on with the blisters wasn't fun.

SJ x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of my knees cutting about like john wayne the rest of my holiday, never again lol

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Feet. No contest.

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By *evils PuddingCouple
over a year ago

the pub or in the nude in Paisley

When I was a holiday rep I was given the nickname Perv on the 1st day and on the 3rd day got my mate to write Perv across my back with a total block suncream stick. Proceeded to get severely burnt and it was there in bright white writing for 6 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My balls with veet.

Kept it on way too long

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By *uietbloke67Man
over a year ago

outside your bedroom window ;-)

Greenock ...

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

Corfu mid 90's first holiday abroad temp about 38/39 everyday not good for a fair head, red raw at night, everyone called me lobster for a fortnight lol

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By *ancspete132Man
over a year ago

oldham

Corfu mid 90's first holiday abroad temp about 38/39 everyday not good for a fair head, red raw at night after being out on pedlo all afternoon drinking, everyone called me lobster for a fortnight lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a pissed up squaddie in Kenya at the sportsman's bar I think it was called. We hadn't even been there long and I wanted to bronze off, so I put baby oil on, consumed enough beer to put me to sleep and cook in the sun.

The end result was my chest and shoulders looking like a gremlin that's got wet! Still faintly got the scars 11 years later

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By *ilveryFoxMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

No matter how much sun tan lotion I use I always burn the my feet

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By *awhide69Man
over a year ago

ayr


"Greenock ..."

That wasn't sunburn it was rust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my younger days backs if my thighs were always the worst for burning cant explain it! The wheel of time has allowed my hair to revise a nautural barrier, except after a hairy leg charity waxing….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a wean the soles of my feet burnt and blistered from the heat of the sand. I don't remember how painful it was, but I can't think of a better example x

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By *utzdeepMan
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

Came off a rig in Ivory Coast. Seen the flight crew girls at the pool shot down but forgot to put cream on my legs. Was out for half an hour tops.

Worst sunburn by far should’ve really went to the hospital it was that bad.

What an idiot!

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By *opeydeviantMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Bottom of my feet too in Egypt, ouch ,terrible feeling

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By *oat yardMan
over a year ago

Ayr

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By *oat yardMan
over a year ago

Ayr

Burned face camping on the beach in the canaries when I was 16. I didn’t recognise myself in the mirror which was even worse than the pain

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
over a year ago

Ayrshire


"Came off a rig in Ivory Coast. Seen the flight crew girls at the pool shot down but forgot to put cream on my legs. Was out for half an hour tops.

Worst sunburn by far should’ve really went to the hospital it was that bad.

What an idiot!

"

Did you get a lumber tho???

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"No matter how much sun tan lotion I use I always burn the my feet"

Helps if you put lotion on yer feet then

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By *ane DTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Almost everywhere when I was 10...

Doc was 50:50 on sending me to hospital for IV and strong painkillers.

Lost entire layer of skin from back, chest, arms and legs.

Blackpool!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beside from the enviable burning, does anyone else of a certain age worry Jaws will get them while in the sea abroad. Scared so many

And worse sun burn to knees and feet while para in rubber ring.

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By *avie65Man
over a year ago

In the west.


"Beside from the enviable burning, does anyone else of a certain age worry Jaws will get them while in the sea abroad. Scared so many

And worse sun burn to knees and feet while para in rubber ring."

Yes I have, I just need to remember it's just an oversized fish.

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